Monday, October 17, 2016

Halloween costume PTSD, pouting NHL stars and Saudi ambassador paranoia


- If you’re going to shave your head for a role, it had better be a damn good one. That goes out to you, Stephen Merchant, and your role in “Logan,” the latest Hugh Jackman-in-a-wife-beater spin-off of the X-Men franchise. Merchant revealed that he had been cast in the sequel earlier this year by sharing a video on Instagram of himself shaving his head for the role. No one knew who his character was, but he followed that up this week with a picture on Instagram showing himself made up as Caliban, an albino from the MCU who has the ability to sense and track other mutants, as well as to channel the emotions of those around him to enhance his strength. Director James Mangold also shared a picture of Merchant as Caliban on Twitter, adding one more face to Jackman's third solo outing as Wolverine and the second Mangold has directed. They’ll be working from a script co-written by Michael Green, who also worked on the screenplay for the upcoming sequel to “Blade Runner.” Jackman and Merchant will be joined in the film by Patrick Stewart as Professor X, “Narcos” actor Boyd Holbrook in an unknown role and Richard E. Grant, who is reportedly playing a villainous mad scientist. Jackman has been playing Wolverine since “X-Men” in 2000 and has now made eight appearances as the hairy, grunting badass with adamantium claws hidden inside his calloused hands. Clearly, he’s not worried about being pigeonholed or typecast as a half-man/half-beast with massive sideburns and a massive chip on his well-muscled shoulder. Either that or he loves massive paychecks for bloated Hollywood blockbusters………


- If you’re an ambassador representing your country on foreign soil, it’s usually a bad idea to allege that forces within the country where you’re stationed are trying to kill you. Oddly enough, residents of that country tend to take offense to being characterized as would-be assassins. That lesson is being driven home emphatically to Thamer al-Sabhan, who was Saudi Arabia’s ambassador to Iraq but has now been reassigned months after he claimed that Iranian-backed Shiite militias were plotting to assassinate him. A royal decree issued by King Salman announced Thamer al-Sabhan would be a minister of state for the Gulf region, but it was curiously silent on the reason for his reassignment. Odds are that it’s a total coincidence that Iraq asked Saudi Arabia in August to replace al-Sabhan as it said the ambassador's allegations were without evidence and harmed relations between the two countries. The allegations aren't super fat-fetched, as Iranian-backed Shiite militias have fought against the Islamic State group in Iraq, raising worries in the Sunni-ruled kingdom about Iranian influence there. Further underscoring the drama, Saudi Arabia broke off diplomatic relations with Iran in January, so having its ambassador causing problems and making waves several months later is not what the Saudis had in mind. Just remember, though, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that  Iranian-backed Shiite militias aren't planning to kill you…….


- Columbus Blue Jackets center Gregory Campbell really should hire himself a better agent - or at least one better versed in the art of public relations. His current representation, Pat Morris of Newport Sports Management, is shoveling a giant load of manure and it doesn’t smell all that good, especially now that the Blue Jackets have suspended Campbell for failing to report to Cleveland, its affiliate in the American Hockey League. As the team tells it, it waived Campbell last week after failing to work out a trade for the veteran center and when he went unclaimed, he was assigned to the AHL. As such, it’s a simple case of a prideful player refusing to accept his demotion to the minors and acting like a petulant child by stomping off to his room and slamming the door behind him. But as Morris and Campbell see it, him going AWOL is an act of kindness and professionalism borne out of his desire to not take a roster spot from a younger player. "He's going to continue to skate on his own and ponder his future," Morris said. "He was a young player at one point in time, and older players didn't come in and take his position away. He doesn't want to do that." The one piece of evidence working in his favor is that by not reporting, Campbell is forfeiting his $1.3 million salary. Still, trying to act as if this isn't an act of outright defiance and pride from a veteran athlete who hates the idea that he’s no longer wanted or needed is delusional at best………


- This is new. For many years, the Halloween costume of choice on college campuses across America - for women at least - has been slutty _______________ (insert your chosen profession here, i.e. ballerina, cop, librarian, nurse, maid, etc.) and most people are OK with that. In fact, most people - i.e. guys - enjoy those costumes. So it’s just odd that the University of Florida is offering counseling to anyone who gets offended by any costumes worn this coming Halloween. In a thoroughly ridiculous blog post, the school urged students to “think about your choices of costumes and themes.” Yes, because wearing a tight-fitting top, skimpy skirt and fish net stockings to the kegger on Saturday night could scar someone forever. “Some Halloween costumes reinforce stereotypes of particular races, genders, cultures, or religions. Regardless of intent, these costumes can perpetuate negative stereotypes, causing harm and offense to groups of people. Also, keep in mind that social media posts can have a long-term impact on your personal and professional reputation,” the post read. The good news is that anyone who is truly rocked to their core by a costume they encounter as a classmate stumbles drunkenly down the sidewalk at 3 a.m. can seek counseling at the wellness center or alert the school’s Bias Education Response Team which provides support to those who were impacted. “If you are troubled by an incident that does occur, please know that there are many resources available. Please take advantage of the 7 day a week presence of the U Matter, We Care program at the University of Florida,” the post advises. Either that or grab a six-pack of Keystone Light for yourself and drink away your sorrows like the majority of the other students on campus will be doing……..

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