Thursday, October 20, 2016

Keeping "Black Mirror" fresh, storage unit finds and Dez Bryant's hands


- The world’s newest country isn't doing too well with the idea of a cease-fire. South Sudan became the world’s newest nation a few years ago, but has been an unstable nation-state since then and it doesn’t appear to be improving. According to the monitor of South Sudan's peace deal, there are "near-daily violations" of the cease-fire and says fighting could "trigger an uncontrolled escalation of violence." The awesomely named Festus Mogae said both sides have perpetrated "egregious violations of human rights" including gang rape and killing of civilians, which is war at its worst in any corner of the world. The news wasn’t good from U.N. peacekeeping chief Herve Ladsous either; he told the U.N. Security Council behind closed doors that South Sudan's government is delaying "as much as possible" the deployment of an additional 4,000 peacekeepers. Not only that, but Ladsous also called for an arms embargo, saying "the economy is bankrupt, yet money is spent on arms" and calling it unacceptable. Wanna guess who was the wrench thrown into the works of putting such an embargo in place? That would be Russia's deputy U.N. ambassador, Petr Iliichev, whose country is a permanent council member and holds veto power, and who made it clear that his country does not support an arms embargo. Russia opposes damn near anything that the rest of the world wants most of the time, but the truth is that even an arms embargo isn't going to fully solve this mess……..


- For an NFL wide receiver, his hands are two of his biggest assets. That doesn’t mean those hands are equally skilled at tasks off the field as they are at snagging overthrown passes on the field, as evidenced by Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant’s latest injury setback. He has missed the past three games with a tibial plateau fracture in his right leg, but has been hopeful of playing after his team’s bye week this Sunday. He still has a good chance to do so, but there is a big question mark after Bryant (allegedly) cut the middle and ring fingers on his right hand while cutting carrots for some soup. Bryant called the cut "extremely, extremely minor” and he was on the practice field Wednesday for the Cowboys' lone practice of the bye week, but didn’t catch any passes. Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett addressed the issue after practice. "He's got a cut on the inside of his hand, so he wasn't able to catch balls today," Garrett said. "He did a good job moving around, though. I think he's feeling better and better and better." When asked if the team should hire a chef to make sure its star receiver could avoid slicing and dicing his hands, Garrett joked that, "We've got to address that somehow." That’s assuming Bryant really did cut his hand slicing carrots in the kitchen and didn’t do what so many other professional athletes do, getting injured in a suspicious scenario and then making up a kooky story to cover up what really happened……..


- Ever seen a basic cable reality show where a bunch of would-be gold-diggers bid on some abandoned storage unit after having five minutes to inspect the interior but not really see what’s inside? Sometimes, those bargain hunters strike gold, sometimes they strike out and other times, they strike it weird. It’s in the eye of the beholder which of those three best describes a man who paid $150 for a storage container at a Long Island auction and upon exploring his new purchase, found two freezers filled with 40 dead cats. "Some were just on the top, some were inside," the man, identified only as Carlos, said. He found one lone cat skinned and laying atop an aluminum tray and since he clearly doesn’t value a bunch of dead, frozen cats, he told American Self-Storage, the company that held the auction, and the company immediately contacted police and the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA). An investigation is underway and the ASPCA will conduct necropsies to find how the cats died - once the cats that out. The storage unit was put up for auction by American Self-Storage after the previous owner stopped paying rent in July. "Self-Storage companies do not examine the items which tenants store in their rented units, the way apartments landlords do not study each item which tenants bring into their rented rooms," the company said in statement. "But we join in feeling the shock at the mistreatment of animals.” Woah, woah, woah. Hang on there, A.S.S. Seeing as the person who rented the unit previously is a 66-year old woman who could easily have been crazy cat lady, there’s a solid chance those cats died by natural means and nothing amiss happened……..


- Charlie Brooker is looking to line up the big names for the next season of “Black Mirror” and hoping to make one of Netflix’s most-popular shows even more enticing to fans. The Brooker-created anthology series, which explores the darker side of technological advancement, is about to launch its third season on the streaming service, but the ever-optimistic Brooker is already recruiting  famous faces for Season 4 and has confirmed that Jodie Foster will direct an episode of “Black Mirror” next year. All six episodes of the brief third season can be seen on Netflix starting tomorrow, but Brooker was looking ahead when he responded to a rumor that Foster would direct an episode that will also star Rosemarie DeWitt – who is set to make an appearance in an episode of the upcoming third season of the show. Foster has previously directed films like  “The Beaver” and “Money Monster,” as well as an episode of “House of Cards” in 2014. As for breaking new ground in Season 3, Brooker said there could be some new innovations. “You could potentially break the fourth wall or randomize scenes, so that different people would watch what was fundamentally the same episode, but with a different ending or slight plot variations,” he said. Anything to keep the show new, fresh and a step ahead of its Netflix rivals……..

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