Thursday, June 23, 2016

Moldova tells Russia to eff off, Julius Randle won't stop felon-ing an Bryan Cranston leads the Power Rangers


- Oh, how the mighty leader of Albuquerque crystal meth underworld has fallen. Bryan Cranston, who will forever be known first and foremost as Walter White of “Breaking Bad” fame, has signed up to appear in the new Power Rangers film as the superheroes’ leader Zordon. The role won't require all of Cranston, as Zordon is a disembodied head floating in a tube who leads and trains the Power Rangers. It’s an odd choice for a leader, but the casting was confirmed by a post from - and yes this really exists - the official Power Rangers account, stating “The mighty Zordon has officially been cast. Please welcome Bryan Cranston to the Power Rangers Movie.” Elizabeth Banks is also part of the cast and will play arch-villain Rita Repulsa. The Power Rangers will be played by “Life Bites” actress Naomi Scott, teen rapper Becky G, Dacre Montgomery, Ludi Lyn and RJ Cyler, none of who are well-known and probably won't be based on this project, to be directed by Dean Israelite, who also directed “Project Almanac.” After being replaced as the director of “Doctor Strange” by Scott Derrickson, Israelite had an opening in his schedule and he now gets to helm a reboot of the Power Rangers franchise, which will be the series’ first film since a pair of movies were released in the mid 1990s, “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie” and “Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie.” If you don’t remember them, don’t worry because the rest of us either don’t recall them or made a conscious choice to forget that they ever existed. But in Hollywood, remakes, reboots and unnecessary sequels are definitely still a thing we have to deal with………


- When the United States needs someone to stand in the way of progress, Congress is always there to come through. Stand an applaud Iowa Republican Rep. Steve King for being the latest to stand in the gap and stop change from happening after the  Treasury Department announced in April that it would switch out President Andrew Jackson for prominent abolitionist Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. It seemed like a wise move to put a) the first woman and b) a minority on a piece of currency, but King was having none of it and after a few weeks to stew over it, he has introduced an amendment to bar the Treasury Department from spending any funds to redesign paper money or coin currency. His plan would nullify the Treasury Department's plans to replace the current image of Jackson on the $20 bill with a portrait of Tubman, who bravely worked on the Underground Railroad during the Civil War. There seemed to be no sensible reason to prevent her from becoming he first black woman ever to appear on a U.S. banknote, but leave it to a member of Congress to step up and pig-headedly lay their body across the railroad tracks of social progress, stopping that train in its tracks. Sure, it was overshadowed by a week in which Congress failed to pass any one of four bills that would have enacted stricter gun control laws in the wake of the Orlando mass shooting incident, but don’t let King’s anti-heroics go unheralded. Word on the street is that the Iowa Republican is hoping to attach his legislation to another bill that will authorize the Treasury Department's funding, but he’s remain suspicious mum on the rationale behind his bill or what he hopes to accomplish with it………


- Can’t stop, won't stop, won't be a free man any time soon. Former Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle has been a busy felon since long before his unwanted exodus from the league and now that he’s out of football and in the cafeteria line at a local jail in Kansas, he’s not slowing his pace one bit. Randle, who has been charged in Kansas with a casino disturbance and with backing his car into three people, among his indiscretions, has now been charged with threatening a deputy while jailed on other charges in Kansas. According to sheriff's spokesman Lt. Lin Dehning, Randle is accused of threatening a deputy who was "enforcing the rules" last month at the Sedgwick County Jail. Yes, this guy has gone from threatening to go the distance every time he took a handoff to threatening a deputy who demands that he play nice with his cellmate and not have any contraband hidden under his mattress. While police didn’t immediately provide any other details of Randle’s infractions, he was charged with a felony count of criminal threat. Randle then made the always memorable first court appearance in the case via a video link from the jail, which is always a distinguished route to go. For a dude who had a string of run-ins with the law when he was a free man with high-paying job, it’s not really surprising that Randle had major issues with cops when he was behind bars and surrounded by them on a daily basis, but at this rate he’s going to rack up three strikes on his felony scoreboard sooner rather than later……….


- Dear Russia…umm, can you kind of stop poaching our citizens to enlist in your army? Sincerely, your pal, Moldova. That request may not carry a lot of weight, but Moldova's foreign ministry has nonetheless called on Russia to stop recruiting Moldovan citizens to the Russian Army. In what was undoubtedly a forcefully written, boldly crafted letter sent to the Russian embassy in Chisinau, the ministry accused Russia of recruiting soldiers in Ternovca, a village located in the pro-Russian breakaway region of Trans-Dniester, which borders Ukraine. Accusing Russia of doing unethical things anywhere in the immediate vicinity of Ukraine is a pretty safe play and Moldova believes that the alleged recruitments violate bilateral agreements. However, this mini-manifesto was a bit vague in that it did not say when the alleged recruitments took place or how many people had been recruited. Those sorts of nondescript threats are harder to rally around for most and it’s not surprising that the Russian embassy did not immediately respond. The letter also included a demand that  Russia withdraw some 1,000 Russian troops stationed in Trans-Dniester. Trans-Dniester, which broke away from Moldova in 1990 fearing Moldova intended to reunite with Romania, is a place Moldova feels is in need of an international civil peacekeeping operation. Despite its efforts to the contrary, Trans-Dniester is not internationally recognized as an independent state. Many who live there would like to become the world’s 194th nation, but the region is having a hard time gaining much traction to make that happen. For now, it will have to settle for being the piece of property over which the latest World v. Russia showdown is taking place……..

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