Saturday, June 11, 2016

NFL star to kingpin, stealing from Disney World and Polish night club tank stunts


- We all make mistakes. Some of us leave our coffee mug on the roof of our car and drive off, some don’t turn the oven off before leaving home and Chance The Rapper leaves extremely talented female vocalists off his new albums. Chance recently revealed that Regina Spektor was set to appear as a guest vocalist on his recent mixtape, 'Coloring Book,' and called cutting her from the final version his "greatest mistake." The album dropped last month with a number of guests spots, including appearances from Kanye West and Lil Wayne, but it’s the one that didn’t happen that has Chance shaking his damn head. He wrote on Twitter that Spektor was set to make a vocal appearance on the song 'Same Drugs,' but was cut late in the process. Now that he’s had a chance to let the new one sink in and go back and listen to older demos of the track, he’s not feeling good about his final decision. “Listening to old versions of the songs from Coloring Book. Same Drugs had Regina Spektor on it. Not using this may be my biggest mistake,” Chance wrote. When some of his Twitter followers suggested going back and editing the song after the fact as West has done at times, he shot didn’t seem eager to do so. However, Spektor responded to Chance's admission later that night on Twitter with a string of seemingly forgiving emojis, so at least she’s not holding a grudge about it and is happy that he has realized the true error of his musical ways……..


- Ah, the stresses of being a Polish nightclub owner trying to make your strobe-light-flashing, EDM-cranking, expensive-drink-serving establishment to stand out above the many other strobe-light-flashing, EDM-cranking, expensive-drink-serving establishments in your city. That’s what’s currently vexing the life of Rafal Pasionek, who owns both a decommissioned Soviet-era tank and the Mono Club in Szubin and decided that the best way to promote the latter was to take the former and send it hurtling through the front doors. Pasionek crashed his crashed his tank through the club's doors in what’s being called a promotional stunt gone very wrong and as with anything worth mocking these days, there is video of the incident and that video quickly went viral, with Pasionek saying the crash happened when “the brakes and steering failed as I was moving the vehicle in front of the club.” However, the crash happened at a time when no one is anywhere near a nightclub, the afternoon, and so no one was hurt. "I was incredibly lucky that the vehicle went right between the posts flanking the entrance - otherwise there would have been a lot of damage," Pasionek said. Yes, and you would have looked like an absolute idiot who thought that a Soviet-era tank driven by a man who had absolutely no clue what he was doing at the controls was the perfect vehicle to use to make his club the place to be for the good people of Szubin……


- Life after football is a tough thing to transition to for former professional athletes. Some ex-NFLers go into broadcasting to stay close to the game they love, others go into acting or producing … and then there’s the select few who decide that the best way to follow a life making millions of dollars to play football is to try to create their very own drug empire. Former Chicago Bears receiver Sam Hurd is the most famous example of an NFLer going full-on El Chapo, but according to a man suspected of trying to extort at least $65,000 from former Ohio State star and NFL player Christopher "Beanie" Wells, the ex-Arizona Cardinals ball carrier has a little bit of kingpin in him. Wells testified at Franklin Conley's federal trial, denying Conley's allegations that Wells was tied up in drug dealing, but prosecutors say the defendant threatened violence toward Wells and his family if the former Arizona Cardinals running back didn't pay between $65,000 and $175,000. According to Conley's attorney, Wells and his brother helped arrange a bad drug deal for Conley and another man and took their money. It could be a desperate claim by an overmatched attorney who knows he has a losing case and Wells adamantly denied those claims in court, but all of this does beg the question of how Wells became entangled with such a shady character. Yes, he was released by the Cardinals in 2013, later tore his Achilles tendon and hasn't played since, but does the end of an NFL dream drive a man into the world of plastic baggies, eight balls and bricks of coke? Wells had best hope not……..


- Maybe Katie Miller was simply trying to even the score for the millions of families Disney has gouged over the years for $100-plus dollars to get into its contrived world of magic and mirth. Either that or she’s a duplicitous scumbag who used her job at the Disney World in Orlando, Florida to steal more than $100,000. According to police, Miller was a teller at Columbia Harbor House restaurant in the Magic Kingdom theme part and was caught making fraudulent refunds at the restaurant back in March. She would allegedly process the refunds using the IDs of cast members not logged off registers, along with her override privileges, and was able steal up to $6,000 a month starting in May of 2013. Her admitted era of thievery ran for 22 months, during which time police say she stole about $112,707. But as always, at least when a person commits grand larceny of this sort, there was a viable reason and it wasn’t just a lack of character, integrity and honor. No, Miller told investigators that she started stealing after her car was repossessed and it became an addiction. Maybe if Disney paid a decent living wage off the exorbitant ticket prices it charges patrons for its theme parks, this problem wouldn’t have come up. Miller was finally arrested this week even though Disney fired her way back in March and quickly decided to prosecute her for stealing the same amount of money it likely earns in sales at Columbia Harbor House restaurant in an hour or two with the absurd menu prices at the establishment………

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