Sunday, June 12, 2016

Walmart bike theft cowboy recues, more world athletic corruption and "Nashville" revived


- Behold, the power of the masses. Every year, dozens of new and established television shows are canceled and some of those shows have rabid, loyal followings that give rise to all manner of wacky campaigns to save them. It’s worked well for some (NBC’s cult favorite action-comedy “Chuck,” for one) and not so well for others, but it definitely did the deed for “Nashville.” The musical series was previously canceled by ABC after the Season 4 finale aired on May 25. The show’s fate was sealed with news that co-star Hayden Panettiere had recently taken a leave of absence following the birth of her first child and co-star/producer Connie Britton spoke out about an anti-LGBT law passed in Tennessee where the show was filmed. ABC still doesn’t want the show and the network announced renewals for 15 other series, but CMT has announced that it will bring back the show for a fifth season. “The wave of love and appreciation they have unleashed for ‘Nashville’ has been overwhelming,” CMT president Brian Philips said. “‘Nashville’ is a perfect addition to our evolving line-up of big music specials, documentaries, and original series. We see our fans and ourselves in this show and we will treasure it like no other network. ‘Nashville’ belongs on CMT.” The weird twist is that the show won’t actually air on CMT, but will actually air on video streaming service Hulu. There is no premiere date for the new season, nor has there been any word on which members of the cast will return, but at least the show has life………


- Not a good week for you, Nigeria. First, an international court orders your government to pay $3.25 million for 11 extrajudicial killings of militants and now, your military is firing dozens of senior officers accused of corruption and the theft of billions of dollars meant to buy arms to fight the Boko Haram Islamic insurgency. Sources within the army confirmed that more than 50 officers have been axed, although Army spokesman Col. Sani Kukesheka Usman said only that "quite a number" were fired this week, primarily major generals, brigadier generals, colonels, lieutenant colonels and one major. A few members of that crew have already been handed over to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission for allegedly diverting billions meant to buy weapons, Usman said in a statement. Others were determined to have played partisan roles in the 2015 elections in the south of the country that favored former President Goodluck Jonathan and election-rigging is always a great use of the military’s time. However, Jonathan lost to former military dictator Muhammadu Buhari, who made fighting endemic corruption and Boko Haram a cornerstone of his campaign. There are officers, including two former chiefs of defense staff, already on trial for corruption, the most recent of which is Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh, who is in court for allegedly stealing some $20 million to build a shopping mall and buy other property in Abuja, the capital. Former national security adviser and retired Col. Sambo Dasuki admitted to diverting $2.1 billion on Jonathan's orders to bribe officials to win Jonathan his party's presidential nomination. When your entire annual military budget is about $6 billion, that figure is problematic to say the least. The net result of this mess is the deaths of an unknown number of civilians and troops in the uprising that has killed more than 20,000 in six years, so it’s not like it’s a huge deal or anything………


- Shocking news from the track and field world, where three officials of track and field's world governing body -- including one of Sebastian Coe's top aides -- have been provisionally suspended for allegedly receiving money to conceal Russian doping cases. Russia was apparently doping everything with a pulse and two legs over the past few years and track was at the top of the list, something that former communications director Nick Davies, his wife and project manager Jane Boulter Davies, and medical manager Pierre-Yves Garnier all agreed to conceal to line their pockets with dolla dolla bills y’all. The IAAF ethics board imposed six-month suspensions on the trio pending a full investigation and panel chairman Michael Beloff said the suspensions were leveled "in the interests of the integrity of the sport but do not prejudge the outcome of the investigations." Uh huh, sure. The case stems from an email reportedly sent on July 29, 2013, to then-IAAF president Lamine Diack from his son, Papa Massata Diack, an IAAF marketing consultant, in which the younger Diack  allegedly outlined plans to delay announcement of Russian doping cases to avoid bad publicity before the 2013 world championships in Moscow. Lamine Diack stepped down as IAAF president last year and is under investigation by French prosecutors for corruption related to cover-ups of Russian doping, while Coe, who was elected as Diack's successor in August, appointed Davies as his chief of staff.  Oh, and there was the email Davies allegedly sent l to Papa Massata Diack in 2013 asking what "Russian 'skeleton' we have still in the cupboard regarding doping," and suggesting using the marketing company chaired by Coe -- then an IAAF vice president -- to lead an "unofficial PR campaign" to "avoid international media scandals" related to the Moscow championships. Stir in the evidence indicating that Davies received an "undisclosed cash payment" from Papa Massata Diack in 2013 which may have resulted in "manipulative" action, and let’s just say that another international sports governing body has its integrity severely in doubt……..


- Because #Walmart. No matter where in America you find that familiar supercenter structure, you can count on a few things. People wearing hideous and inappropriate attire that should never be seen in public, massive quantities of generic merchandise, indifferent employees earning paltry salaries…and the sort of general weirdness that went down in Oregon this week. A female shopper was patronizing the Eagle Point shopping center when a would-be thief attempted to steal her bike. Enter the sort of hero you can only find at the white trash shopping mecca of choice, cowboy Robert Borba. Rorba rode - yes, rode - to the rescue on his horse, galloping onto the scene to save the day.  "A lady yelled out 'He's stealing my bike, he's stealing my bike'," Borba said. He rushed to the trailer behind his truck, jumped on his already-saddled horse and rode onto the scene. When the suspected thief saw Borba coming after him, he jumped off the bike and started running, but his misery was only beginning. As it turns out, Borba is a legit, professional cowboy and lassoed the thief by the ankles. A witness snapped a photo showing the roped man on the ground, holding onto a tree. Because there’s nothing like the image of a captured thief to bolster one’s social media following, others followed suit and the images spread like wildfire. "He jumped on his horse that was at the ready and pulled out his lasso," said Alyssa Borba, Robert's wife. "This is what he does [for a living], so he could do it quick." Afterward, Borba, a professional cowboy, continued on his way to California……..

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