Tuesday, June 07, 2016

Quentin Tarantino seeks whores, Roger Clinton is still the black sheep and Mad Bum wants to Derby


- Ah, the ol’ “hijack Israeli antiquities and stash them in the paneling of a diplomatic vehicle used by the Norwegian Embassy” trick. It’s one of the time-tested methods of thieves of valuables around the world, yet it crashed and burned this time for a driver from an Arab neighborhood in Jerusalem who was arrested for "suspected smuggling of ancient artifacts" at the end of May, according to the Israeli Tax Authority. Israeli authorities say they found ancient coins and artifacts hidden in the car, unearthing 22 pounds of ancient coins, statues and other items found hidden in the Mercedes after a search. The Norwegian Foreign Ministry says it takes the incident "very seriously,” but added that the car was a Norwegian diplomatic vehicle from its Representative Office to the Palestinian Authority in the West Bank. There are plenty of questions, namely who this driver is, who he’s working for and how he gained access to a Norwegian diplomatic vehicle. According to the Norwegian Foreign Ministry, it has initiated an "internal process" in addition to the Israeli investigation. Considering all of the murder, madness and mayhem that goes on daily in and around Jerusalem, trying to thieve a few ancient coins and statues is a relatively minor happening, but the Israelis would be quick to dispute that point of view and they aren't likely to forget this act of attempted thievery any time soon….or ever, for that matter………


- Let Mad Bum swing. San Francisco Giants ace and resident red-ass Madison Bumgarner is a man of few words but many talents and one of them is swinging a big bat on days when he pitches. He has 13 career homers, tops among all active pitchers, and said over the weekend that he wants to participate in July's Home Run Derby at the MLB All-Star Game. He put on a display in batting practice Sunday at Busch Stadium in St. Louis and used the occasion to stump for a spot in the derby. "I want to do it," Bumgarner said. Sadly, Giants manager Bruce Bochy isn't so pumped on the idea of allowing his star pitcher to take his cuts against the best power hitters in baseball. "No, to be serious, I couldn't let him do it," Bochy said. "We couldn't let him do it … and Bum, he's convinced he could win it. I think he would wear himself down in the first round, he'd try to hit it so hard." Yeah, but skipper, on Sunday, Bumgarner went badass in batting practice, sending more than a dozen balls over the fence in left field. Two balls reached the third deck, soaring above the "Big Mac Land" sign. It was his final swing that really delivered a shot, as the ball reached the fourth deck, a feat rarely accomplished at Busch Stadium. It was enough to leave fans pining for more Mad Bum at the plate. He’s not exactly going to DH in interleague games or play first base on his non-pitching days, so hacking it up in the Home Run Derby is as close as we’re going to get to seeing this free-swinging 7-footer do his thing in his natural environment………


- Seriously, Roger Clinton? You did the whole black sheep relative of an elected official so well, but that was two decades ago and well, the world has kind of moved on since then. We sort of hoped you had too…but apparently not. Bill Clinton's half-brother was arrested over the weekend in Redondo Beach, California, and charged with driving under the influence, according to local police. The half-brother-in-law of Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton picked a great time to get thrown in the drunk tank, just two days before his sister-in-law competes in the state's primary. Redondo Beach Police picked up ol’ Rog shortly after 8 p.m. local time and his bail was set at $15,000. Lieutenant RBPD Joe Hoffman confirmed Clinton's identity and said in a statement that Clinton was "evaluated for driving under the influence of alcohol, which included the performance of field sobriety tests, and subsequently placed under arrest.” Clinton’s next court appearance will be in a Torrance, California, court on September 2, meaning the family can shuffle him off to some hidden location for a few months to keep him from causing further embarrassment. "Clinton was transported to the Redondo Beach jail where he refused all chemical testing and was booked for suspicion of driving under the influence." Sadly, Bill Clinton won't be able to pardon his half-brother this time as he did in 2001, shortly before leaving office, for a 1985 cocaine charge………


- Quentin Tarantino has never really been appropriate, politically correct or overly polite. His films push boundaries, are designed to offend and spill plenty of blood, guts, gore and profanity in all directions. Yet it’s his casting call for an upcoming movie that’s causing waves in Hollywood, mostly because a male director seeking “whores” for his next project is probably going to offend a few people. That derogatory term appeared in an post that asked women aged between 18-35 to audition for the project. “Caucasian, non-union females, ages 18-35. Western film shoots June 21st-25th in Los Angeles,” the post reads. “No highlights, natural eyebrows, natural breasts, natural hair color to be true to the period. Dress sizes 2-8. Please send photo, including sizes." Let’s just say this did not go over well with the Feminist blog Women and Hollywood. The blog took notice of the post before it was hurriedly deleted. "Putting a casting call out for, or including women in your script with the description of ‘whores,’ is not OK", the blog wrote in a critical post. "Nor is asking actresses to submit their photos and information for consideration with the subject line ‘Whore.’ Aside from the fact that there are better words to use if one is looking to cast women who work in the sex industry, this description is actually a typical example of Hollywood sexism, particularly as it pertains to roles for women." Ah, femi-Nazis, you never cease to entertain with your vitriolic rebuttals, angry accusations and sheer rage on account of everyone failing to bow down to you because you’re of a certain gender. Tarantino may not have written that post himself, but this is going to stick to him for a while, at least until he does or says his next offensive thing and then a different group will be pissed at him and looking to pick a fight with one of Hollywood’s most peculiar and outright bizarre directors………

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