Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Geography v. college football greed, Ethiopia v. porn and spam and Sum 41 is back for some reason


- It only sounds like a ridiculous incident that would happen on a tongue-in-cheek sitcom like “Parks and Recreation.” A youth baseball game involving children under the age of 10 goes from fun summer activity punctuated by a team trip for ice cream to a full-on embarrassment courtesy not of some immature, spoiled brat of a child, but by a grown-ass adult who was supposed to be there to keep order and not disrupt it. Worse still, the adult causing waves is the mayor of the town and he’s now accused of breaking the jaw of an umpire who had the audacity to make a call with which the mayor did not agree. The umpire was confronted by Monee (Ill.) Mayor Jay Farquhar, who charged at him over a foul ball in the second inning of a game in which Farquhar was managing a youth team on which his son plays, involving children as young as 7. Sources who witness the incident say it took place on school property and directly across the street from the village hall where Farquhar presumably governs the town in calm, well-reasoned fashion. The mayor’s story is that he was just acting in self-defense, while the umpire has a jaw broken in two places and some nasty bruises. The doesn’t really fit with a self-defense defense, nor does the fact that the league has suspended Farquhar from managing for a year and banned him from even attending games. Monee police have referred the matter to the Will County Sheriff’s Department for further investigation, while Farquhar is not helping his case with a Facebook post in which he presumably was trying to defend himself. "[T]here is no excuse for striking an official...in retrospect, it was a reaction which lacked comprehensively best judgment for the coach (me) to defend myself against the physical escalation of the umpire,” the mayor wrote in his post. A huge swing and a miss, mayor, swing and a miss………


- The world has been lacking quality pop-punk, teeny bopper bands lately….oh wait, no it hasn’t. So welcome back, sort of, Canadian pop-punkers Sum 41, who have announced their first album for five years. In the interim since 2011’s ‘Screaming Bloody Murder, Deryck Whibley was diagnosed with liver failure following alcohol abuse in 2014 and has since gotten sober, though his issues with drinking can probably be traced back to the end of his marriage with fellow Canadian pop-punker Avril Lavigne, whose taste in men may be the only thing worse than her taste in music given that she followed her marriage to Whibley with wedded bliss with Nickelhack frontman Chad Kroeger. The new album, “13 Voices,” will also mark the return of guitarist Dave Baksh, who rejoined in 2015 after nine years away from Sum 41 to front his own band Brown Brigade. "I am really excited to be releasing an album after everything I've been through recently. This new music represents the journey I've been on throughout the process of making this record,” Whibley said of the new project. “I had to fall in order to rise, and nothing feels better than to have something you love that you had to really fight for. I can honestly say that ’13 Voices’ saved my life and I cannot wait to share it with all of you.” All jokes aside, if this album did help this guy overcome substance abuse issues and saved his life then it’s a good thing, but it still doesn’t mean that it contains any good music………


- In the name of oppression, governments can sometimes still stumble onto a positive decision. For example, Ethiopia's parliament wants to muzzle dissident voices who might use the freedom afforded by the Internet to make their points of view heard and therefore has approved a law to imprison people who commit various online offenses. That’s the negative part - prosecuting those who spread views it wants to keep quiet. It’s that part of the law that bloggers and activists have decried, arguing that sharing defamatory speech shouldn’t net a person three years in prison. However, in the midst of trying to silence those who oppose it, parliament has actually managed to include provisions that could make Ethiopia a better place. Specifically, decreeing that those who distribute pornography and spam online can be jailed is a good thing, especially the part about spammers. No one likes spam emails about discounted drugs, horny foreign women who want to sleep with them or amazing investment scams, er, opportunities that will make you a millionaire. If every country could jail those who send out spam, then maybe the inboxes of the world would be better places. The law's most severe penalty is 10 years' imprisonment for sharing pornography online, while spam can net the same three-year sentence as anti-government speech. According to Ethiopia's cybersecurity officials, the country is subject to more than 1,000 cyberattacks per day and this new law will enable it to prosecute such crimes more efficiently. That argument has been rejected by rights groups who accuse the East African nation of restricting freedom of expression and using spyware against dissidents living overseas. Even before this law was passed, last month an Ethiopian court charged an opposition activist over his Facebook posts. The times, they are a-changin’ in Ethiopia, and not for the better………


- Screw geography. To hell with sensible travel schedules for college student-athletes. Big dollars are at stake for colleges and universities across these United States and that means college presidents are pleading their case to conferences for inclusion in the big-dollar party that is the College Football Playoff. The latest is University of Central Florida president John Hitt, who is trying to get his team the hell out of the middling Conference USA and into the Big 12 even though the misnamed, 12-team conference is comprised of teams in the center of the country, not the southeast. But Hitt doesn’t care how far his athletes must travel for games as long as it makes the most money possible for the school and so he laid out his case for UCF to join the Big 12 in a letter to Oklahoma State president Burns Hargis. Hargis is helping lead the Big 12’s talks about expansion and in the letter, Hitt touted both his school’s supposed great fit in the league and the community around UCF. He touted the growth of the Orlando, Florida, market and UCF's popularity with high school students and wrote that UCF could expand its 45,000-set Bright House Networks Stadium to 65,000 if it were invited to the Big 12. "UCF's athletic profile fits well with the Big 12," Hitt wrote. Not only did he praise his own cause, but he included a report the school commissioned to throw shade at the candidacy of UCF to fellow Big 12 expansion candidates UConn and Cincinnati. In the report, the authors claim that Orlando's population growth is expected to be six times greater than Cincinnati's and 500 times greater than the region of Hartford, Connecticut, over the next 10 years. Elsewhere, the report claims that Orlando trumps Cincinnati and Hartford in employment and income, concluding that, "Orlando has proven that it is capable of attracting and sustaining economic growth, making it an ideal candidate for joining the Big 12 Conference." Except that it’s in f*cking Florida and the rest of the conference is in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa and Missouri, but never mind all of that logic nonsense……….

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