Friday, August 21, 2015

Slovakia's immigrant discrimination, Joel Embiid's non-existent career and N.W.A. dies a little bit inside


- The good news for Joel Embiid is that the results on the court haven't been of the disappointing variety that leads to a top draft pick being labeled a bust. Unfortunately, the 7-foot-1 center doesn’t have any positive accomplishments on his NBA ledger either and that won't be changing any time soon. Embiid, who was chosen by Philadelphia with the third overall pick in the 2014 NBA draft as part of the Sixers’ strategy of tanking every season until 2020, missed all of his rookie campaign following surgery on his right foot. As the season wore on, he shot 3-pointers and even dunked before games in the final month of last season and the hope was that he could ease back onto the court this coming season. So about that idea….yeah, it’s not happening. Embiid will have to wait at least one more season to start his NBA career because the  injury-riddled center is expected to miss the season following a second surgery on his right foot. Ironically, the projected recovery time is five to eight months, the same timeframe he was given following the first surgery last year. Apparently the cautious approach the Sixers took with Embiid last year didn’t do much good, but Chief Tanking Officer/team president Sam Hinkie said the organization would follow a similar path again following Embiid’s bone graft in which two existing screws were replaced and bone from his hip was used for the grafting process. Hinkie was adamant that the foot did not break again, saying there was simply less healing than expected. "If we all do our part," Hinkie said, "this will end in a way in which Joel can achieve all his dreams for having a really long, really fantastic NBA career. Nobody has talked me off of that just yet. Do we have reason to be concerned? Of course. But no one has told me that's still not in the cards." All aboard for a possible third foot surgery next summer to keep this disappointing cycle going………..


- How did Slovakia fly under the radar when it came to world leaders in religious intolerance? North Korea, sure. Kim Jong-Un and his gout-infected, rotund body radiate hate for Christians. Same goes for any place in the Middle East where Islam reigns and ISIS terrorizes the populace. But Slovakia, the country in eastern Europe that people continually confuse with Slovenia and Serbia as a place where religious bigotry is running at an all-time high? That what it looks like as the world lobs scornful states at the Slovaks for their country’s preference to grant asylum to migrants who are Christians. Council of Europe Secretary General Thorbjorn Jagland is leading the charge against this policy, claiming that Slovakia is being openly unfair to non-Christians when it shows favoritism to one particular religious group. "Refusing refugees on the grounds of their religion is blatant discrimination," Jagland said.  "Slovakia should reverse its position." Slovakia, the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland team up earlier this summer to c*ck-block a European Union plan for member countries to take set numbers of refugees arriving in Italy and Greece, saying they were prepared to offer assistance, but only on a voluntary basis. Slovakia then ponied up that help weeks later when it announced it was ready to accept a hundred Christians from Syria and temporarily provide shelter for 500 migrants, also non-Christians, who have applied for asylum in Austria. Immigration officials did not say whether the 500 could include non-Christians, leading Jagland and his crew to launch their attack and claim that discrimination was taking place. As always, it’s good that the focus is being kept on those who need help and not on petty bureaucratic squabbles………..


- N.W.A. died a little bit this week. Sure, “Straight Outta Compton” topped the box office and ignorant, out-of-touch cable news ass hats marveled at the fact that the movie not only made $60 million but did so without sparking the violence they believe to be inextricably intertwined with that damn rap music, but any boost the iconic rap outfit received from that good news was canceled when a new music video of The Muppets covering NWA's “Express Yourself” appeared online. Sure, the video was created by a YouTube used who matched video footage from 1979's “The Muppet Movie” to audio from N.W.A.’s 1988 rap classic to make it appear that Fozzie, Kermit and crew were channeling their inner Dre and Easy E, but the mere sight of a bunch of puppets from a bygone era trying to hold down the sick rhymes and lyrical fire that made N.W.A. such a force is just soul killing on some level. Fozzie Bear takes the lead on the track, duplicating Dr. Dre’s rhymes while Kermit the Frog strums along on banjo and delivers the track's vocal hook. The timing of the video is obviously designed to cash in on the “Straight Outta Compton” buzz and in that sense - and only that sense - it’s well-executed. The Muppets can definitely use the promotional bump, as these relics of a bygone entertainment era are ready for their TV comeback in a self-titled series that ABC will launch this fall. The network is trying to style the series as a "contemporary, documentary-style show" that will apparently "lift the lid" on the Muppets' personal lives and romantic relationships for the first time, so maybe it can answer the lingering questions everyone/no one is asking about the recent breakup of longtime couple Kermit and Miss Piggy…….


- Ah, the scent of good, old-fashioned American bribery. There are still some areas where the United States can hold its own with anyone in the world and people plying dishonest government officials with gifts of cash and luxury items is clearly one of them. Enter Karen Finley, the former CEO of an Arizona-based red-light camera firm who as pleaded guilty to using bribery to help her company land lucrative contracts with the city of Chicago. The whole business of making, selling and installing red light camera systems is inherently shady for many reasons, so it’s fitting that this newly minted criminal stood before a federal judge in Chicago to enter the guilty plea under an agreement with prosecutors. The Cave Creek, Arizona, resident pleaded guilty to one count of bribery conspiracy and she’ll get what she has coming to her…next February, when she’s sentenced. Nothing quite like admitting you’re guilty of a felony charge and having an entire NFL season - two-week break before the Super Bowl AND the Pro Bowl included - come and go before you’re actually informed how much jail time you’ll receive. Finley faces a maximum five years in prison when she is sentenced next year. Prosecutors claimed the former executive at Redflex Traffic Systems Inc. funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars to a retired Chicago official to secure $124 million in city contracts and with that rate of return on investment, it’s easy to see why she was willing to take the chance of doling out those bribes……….

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