Thursday, August 20, 2015

Lying MLB GMs, Ohio wants to off someone and Riot Watch! Lebanon

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- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Feel the rage emanating from Lebanon, where a group of Lebanese activists have clashed with Lebanese police to make their anger felt over that cause of so many massive uprisings around the world over the centuries - trash. Yes, garbage has been accumulating on the streets in Lebanon for the past month amid government paralysis and with The Man’s inability to agree on a solution after Beirut's main landfill was closed down, Beirut has become an even more, um, pungent place than normal. That led 100 bold change-seekers to gather outside the government building as night felling, shouting anti-government slogans and looking to raise hell. In response to said hell-raising, police retaliated by unleashing water cannons on the crowd, an ironic twist given that this is a battle over sanitation, cleaning up a city and avoiding the sort of stank that comes with piles of rotting refuse stacking up in the streets. When it became clear that neither side was willing to give any ground, a few of the more heroic protestors attempted to break the security cordon, sparking the evening’s true violence. Prior to this latest showdown, Lebanon's health minister said the country is on the brink of a "major health disaster" unless an immediate solution is found for its trash problem. As should be expected with a nation in crisis, bureaucracy has crippled the government and prevented it from making any major decisions, including agreeing on alternative ways of dealing with the garbage crisis. It’s all about who’s right and who gets their way and not about fixing the problem, eh fellas? Eyes on the prize……….

- Is anyone stunned that Kristen Stewart has admitted that she would be "kind of fascinated" by a possible revival of the “Twilight” franchise? Stewart skyrocketed to fame playing Bella Swann in the original 2008 “Twilight” movie and happily returned for massive paychecks in each of four sequels released every year until 2012. It was a disturbingly efficient engine of cinematic commerce and by the time the last of the five films rolled off the assembly line and landed in theaters across the world, the quintet made a whopping $3.345 billion dollars and studio executives were frantically scouring every inch of the floor in their offices hoping that there were more scripts for other “Twilight” movies that had simply gotten lost under their leather couches during the creative process. Stewart, who isn't exactly setting the world afire with the depth and skill of her thespian talents, clearly would welcome another massive payday for reprising the Swann role. “I was so genuinely, heavily entrenched in that, and not in a way that felt like an obligation. Even though after the first one, which stood alone, it lasted a long time,” Stewart said. "It's hard to speak to a five-year period in a few sentences, but I loved doing it. But that doesn't mean I want to keep doing it." So wait….you’re not interested? "To be honest with you, I would be interested,” Stewart added. “I'd be kind of fascinated, but it wouldn’t emotionally affect me one way or the other." Umm, ok? Her latest film, “American Ultra,” is an action comedy co-starring Jesse Eisenberg due out soon. Odds are that it won't have legions of adoring teenage girls camping out at the theaters with their miserable parents who’ve been forced to chaperone their trip for a midnight screening of the movie, a la “Twilight,” but a movie is still a movie as long as the check clears……..

- In a rush to get jam deadly amounts of drugs into the bodies of convicted criminals and send them shuffling off to the Great Exercise Yard in the Sky, Buckeye State? It appears that Ohio is itching to get its executioner on and as one of many states across ‘Merica currently handcuffed by a shortage of the various drugs needed to mix the fatal cocktail that is used in lethal injections, the state is turning to some methods that have the U.S. Food and Drug Administration concerned. The federal agency has warned Ohio that the state would be breaking the law if it carried out plans to import lethal injection drugs from overseas, breaking the news to Ohio prisons director Gary Mohr in a letter that Ohio probably wishes had not gone public. The note followed Ohio's announcement that it intended to obtain supplies of thiopental sodium to replace a two-drug combination it halted after a troubled 26-minute execution in 2014 and now that thiopental sodium is no longer available in the U.S., states must fill that void in their murderous hearts elsewhere. According to Ohio prisons spokeswoman JoEllen Smith, the state continues to seek all legal means to obtain the drugs necessary to carry out court-ordered executions. Its definition of what is legal and what isn't appears to differ from, you know, the actual law, so the process could take a while if Ohio really wants to get back to strapping convicted killers down, asking them if they have any final words and then jamming that needle into their arms to bring the great circle of justice to a controversial end……….


- There is no shame in Philadelphia Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro Jr. being a blatant liar. Amaro was merely doing what general managers do when asked direct questions about trades that are obviously destined to happen but cannot be confirmed until they are actually agreed to by both parties. He was asked about persistent, omnipresent rumors that veteran second baseman Chase Utley would be traded now that he’s healthy because a) he’s 36 years old and on an expiring contract and b) the Phillies are headed nowhere this season. Amao said it was “unlikely” that Utley would be traded despite strong rumors linking him to the Dodgers, Los Angeles Angels and Chicago Cubs at various times. Everyone knew Utley was being shopped and would move soon, but Amaro had to lean forward and boldly proclaim into a microphone that the odds were against a trade happening. Those words went up in smoke less than 24 hours later when the Phillies and Los Angeles Dodgers agreed to a deal sending Utley west in exchange for two minor leaguers. The move makes a ton of sense in part because Utley grew up in nearby Long Beach, had full no-trade protection and expressed his preference to play in Los Angeles. There, he will be reunited with longtime double-play partner Jimmy Rollins, who the Phillies traded to the Dodgers for a pair of pitching prospects at last December's winter meetings. Hopes for Utley as a short-term rental are high, as Utley is 15-for-31 since returning from a right ankle injury. The Dodgers will receive $2 million from Philadelphia to offset the $6 million remaining on Utley's $15 million salary for this season and after that, they can let him walk……..

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