Monday, May 13, 2013

Targeting Chicago bikers, junk DNA and movie news


- He may have won this weekend’s The Players Championship tournament at TPC Sawgrass in Florida, but Tiger Woods isn't going to win any awards for maturity after he and longtime rival Sergio Garcia got after one another verbally on Saturday like two whiny elementary school brats fighting over control of the monkey bars at recess. Prior to Woods claiming the title by shooting a 70 on Sunday, he and Garcia traded barbs after Garcia suggested that Woods could have shown better judgment in pulling a club from his bag early in their third round. During a mid-round weather delay, Garcia complained that he felt the timing of Woods' action distracted him. The problem arose after Woods hooked his tee shot into the trees and was trying to figure out his second shot to the par-5 second hole. At the same time, Garcia was waiting to play his second from the fairway. When his shot sailed well to the right of the green, Garcia reacted angrily, casting an angry glare toward the commotion surrounding Woods. A rattled Garcia a went on to bogey the hole, while Woods got up-and-down for birdie from the right-greenside bunker. "Well, obviously, Tiger was on the left, and it was my shot to hit,'' Garcia said. “He moved all the crowd that he needed to move. I waited for that. I wouldn't say that he didn't see that I was ready, but you do have a feel when the other guy is going to hit, and right as I was in the top of my backswing, I think he must have pulled like a 5-wood or a 3-wood and obviously everybody started screaming.” Woods didn’t like hearing his adversary complain and wholeheartedly disagreed with the Garcia's assessment. "Obviously, he doesn't know all the facts," Woods replied. . "The marshals told me he had already hit. I pulled the club and played my shot. Then I hear his comments afterward. Not really surprising that he's complaining about something." Ouch. That didn’t sound very kind, Tiger. Then again, these two have existed in a state of mutual disdain since a 2000 made-for-TV exhibition in which Garcia defeated Woods in a match-play event and celebrated like it was a big tournament victory…….


- Junk DNA or not junk DNA? So-called junk DNA and its greater purpose has been debated for years, but new research by Victor Albert, a molecular evolutionary biologist at the University at Buffalo in New York, aims to settle the issue definitively. According to Albert’s findings, this junk DNA doesn't code for proteins and isn't needed for a healthy organism – in a non-human subject anyhow. "At least for a plant, junk DNA really is just junk — it's not required," Albert said. His work centered on a carnivorous plant, but could have implications for the human genome as well. Genes comprise 2 percent of the human genome and in recent years, researchers have debated whether the remaining 98 percent could play some hidden, useful role. Many theories posited that junk DNA may consist of genetic parasites that copy segments of DNA and paste themselves repeatedly in the genome, or that it consists of the remains of once-useful genes that have now been switched off. "Nobody's really known what junk DNA does or doesn't do," Albert admitted. His work may not silence researchers who believe that junk DNA might actually be useful, including those involved in a ginormous project called ENCODE, which aimed to uncover the role of the 3.3 billion base pairs, or letters of DNA, in the human genome that don't code for proteins. Scientists in that effort found that in test tubes, about 80 percent of the genome seemed to have some biological activity, such as affecting whether genes turn on. If these new results bear out, they would mean that such activity does not translate to any useful or necessary function for humans, Albert and his colleagues sequenced the genome of the carnivorous bladderwort plant, Utricularia gibba, a freshwater or soil dweller in much of the world. The carnivorous plant sucks swimming microorganisms into its tiny, 1-milimeter-long bladders. The genome they studied had just 80 million base pairs and was interesting because the plant seemed to have stripped out a vast amount of non-coding DNA. It remained healthy and functional without it, suggesting that junk DNA may just live up (or down) to its name………


- There wasn’t enough greatness in the tank for the weekend’s most-hyped new film to dislodge the reigning box office champ. “Iron Man 3” fended off a challenge from “The Great Gatsby,” banking $72.5 million to up its two-week domestic take to $284.9 million. That was enough to hold off “Gatsby,” which was solid in its debut with a $51.1 million tally. After those two movies took their cut, there wasn’t much money left for anyone else. “Pain and Gain” was a distant, distant third with $5 million in its third weekend and has brought in $41.6 million so far. Fourth place was something of a surprise, as the latest identical Tyler Perry movie and what feels like the fourth one already this year, “Tyler Perry Presents Peeples,” finished in that fourth slot with $4.8 million in its debut weekend. Fifth place belonged to “42,” which remained in the top five for the fifth time in as many weeks, earning $4.7 million and elevating its overall domestic earnings to $84.7 million. “Oblivion” locked down sixth place with $3.8 million and its four-week bank roll stands at $81.6 million. “The Croods” was next on the list with $3.6 million and its eight-week domestic earnings are an impressive $173.2 million and counting. “The Big Wedding” tumbled two more spots in its third weekend, earning a mere $2.5 million for an overall take of $18.2 million. Matthew McConaughey’s dramatic turn in “Mud” continued to go relatively well in limited release as the project appeared in only 854 theaters but still made $2.4 million for a three-week total of $8.4 million. “Oz The Great and Powerful” had enough juice left for one more top-10 appearance, adding $800,000 to its running tally for a $229.9 million total through 10 weeks. “Scary Movie 5” (No. 11) and “The Place Beyond the Pines” dropped out from last week’s top 10…….


- Wise choice, Turkish Airlines officials. After trying to drop a controversial ban on flight attendants wearing red lipstick or nail polish because it made flight attendants appear too sexy, the airline has doubled back amidst pressure both internally and externally. The controversy began last week when the airline’s media relations department sent out a memo forbidding flight crew members from wearing red cosmetics. The memo explained, in thoroughly B.S. business-speak terms, that wearing those colors  "impairs the visual integrity of the intended look.” What does that nonsense actually mean? "Turkish Airlines has adopted a policy that requires service personnel to use personal grooming products that are in a more muted color palate,” the statement added later on in its avalanche of printed nonsense. Booooooringgggg……and clearly that point of view is shared by many because the wars of words from within and without have led Turkish Airlines to reconsider the new policy – sort of. Dr. Temel Kotil, the airline's president and chief executive, tried to spin the situation his company’s way by insisting that there was never any official decision made and it was only an idea suggested by lower-tier managerial personnel. "It was not a decision actually, there's no approval,” Kotil said, adding that the idea came from a paper on appearance standards prepared by "low-level" managers. "This is taking us one step back but we're going four steps forward.” The claim that it was just some theoretical concept floated out there by an assistant manager in Ankara seems like a reach, especially given that the airline is making other changes that seem designed to take any remaining fun out of flying and turn it into an arch-conservative experience. Among the changes are a ban on bleached hair for flight attendants and a cessation of serving alcohol to economy passengers on many domestic flights. The changes have raised concerns among secular Turks that the carrier is becoming more Islamic and the separation of church and oppressive airline is an important one to keep intact. At least red lipstick and nail polish are safe for the time being, but this fight may not be over……..


- The scourges of the road are about to get theirs in the Windy City…..as long as a stockbroker or package delivery employee on a Schwinn qualifies as a scourge of the road. Mayor Rahm Emanuel wants to drop the hammer on cyclists who violate traffic laws and believes current measures are insufficient to keep these Lance Armstrong wannabes in line. Emanuel’s plan calls for fines against law-breaking cyclists to increase from a flat $25 to a range of $50 to $200, depending on the violation. “If they are sharing the roadway with vehicles, cyclists must obey all traffic laws, including yielding to pedestrians, stopping at traffic signals and indicating when they are making turns,” Emanuel said. “When the traffic laws are obeyed, everyone is safer. By increasing the fines for failing to obey the law, cyclists will behave more responsibly, increasing safety and encouraging others to ride bikes.” Whatever you say, Mayor McCash-Grab. The ploy is such an obvious attempt to generate extra revenue that Emanuel should just go ahead and admit it. To make sure more money comes in, he also wants to hike up the fines for motorists who open their doors in front of people on bikes, a practice known as “dooring.” As part of the mayor’s proposal, the fine for “dooring” cyclists would double from $500 to $1,000, with the same happening for anyone who leaves a car door open in traffic (increasing from $150 to $300). According to the “official” statistics from the mayor’s office, there were more than 250 dooring accidents in the city last year. “I’ve been doored or hit about 5 times,” 32nd ward Alderman Scott Waguespack said. However, Waguespack astutely pointed out that the real challenge isn't changing the rules, but rather enforcing them. Lots of luck on either endeavor………

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