Sunday, May 26, 2013

American Karaoke's next step, protecting Hawaiian creatures and rockin' Chinese dissidnets


- The Los Angeles Dodgers are an extremely expensive failure. Sporting a National League-record $217 million payroll, they are 19-26 and mired in last place in the NL West. Manager Don Mattingly knows he won't survive long with a roster loaded with high-priced talent but short on wins. The pressure was evident before Wednesday's game, when Mattingly said he wants "a team with talent that will fight, and compete like a club that doesn't have talent." He suggested that last year’s team was tougher and got more out of its abilities and indicated that his team wasn’t trying hard enough. "Part of it is the mixture of competitiveness. It's not just putting an All-Star team out there and the All-Star team wins. It's not all grit and no talent that gets there, and it's not all talent and no grit. It's a mixture of both.” Following those remarks, some observers suggested that Mattingly was calling out the front office for the roster it had assembled and that his remarks may have hastened his departure from L.A. Not so, Dodgers president Stan Kasten said Friday. "No, and I've said this for a while. I think I've stated things about as obviously as they can be," Kasten said of rumors that Mattingly is in imminent danger of losing his job. "I always avoid doing what you would all mock me for and that is issuing the dreaded vote of confidence. You know the reaction is when anyone does that. I try not to do that. I do expect this team to turn it around and, because of that, I expect Donnie to be around a long time." Kasten also rebuffed the suggestion that his decision not to pick up Mattingly's 2014 option before the season began -- or to offer him a contract extension -- was indicative of a lack of faith in the manager. In addition to calling out his team, Mattingly also benched right fielder Andre Ethier and the two have not spoken since the benching – according to Ethier. Mattingly contradicted that claim, saying he talked with Ethier for 20 minutes……..


- Rock out with your F-bombing c*ck out, Ai Weiwei. China’s most famous dissident is at it again, doing what he does best. His agitation campaign against his country’s communist government ramped up a notch this week as Ai released a profanity-laced heavy-metal single based on the 81 days he spent in detention. The song, which Ai wrote and sung with an assist from Chinese rocker Zuoxiao Zuzhou, is called “Dumbass.” It is “a wall-to-wall simulation of the prison cell that Weiwei was detained in,” a spokeswoman for Ai said. The bad news for anyone who wants to nenjoy some good ol’-fashioned government bashing in musical form is that the track is in Chinese. When translated into English, the lyrics  include "**** forgiveness, tolerance be damned, to hell with manners, the low-life’s invincible," and "The field is full of ****ers, dumbasses are everywhere." A music video for the track is on YouTube and hearing profanity in Chinese is typically entertaining, making it worth a watch. Ai still has plnety to be angry about given his detention and the hefty $2.4 million tax bill later levied against him. Those offenses sparked protests around the world and a surge in support for Ai throughout China for the award-winning artist. Even after his release, Ai was placed under house arrest. For the video, he recreated the cell he was imprisoned in while being under 24-hour supervision by two military police sergeants, even as he slept and used the bathroom. “Dumbass” is the first single off his new album “The Divine Comedy,” which is expected to be released fully in June on Ai’s website and on iTunes. The rage may not last long, as Ai’s spokeswoman said that the he was working on a second album that will shift away from the heavy-metal and towards a more romantic tone. Ah, the tried and true tale of angry political dissident gone emo……..


- Breathe easier, population-challenged species of Hawaii. A whopping 35 plants and three snails native to the state were given endangered species status Friday in a move that conservationists are hailing as a major coup for the protection of Hawaiian plants and animals. The move comes as a result of a 2011 federal settlement between the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and the Center for Biological Diversity. That agreement to place the species on the endangered list expedited the protection decisions for hundreds of Hawaii's most threatened species. Hawaii, a very bio-diverse state, has more endangered species than any other U.S. state. "We sought protection for many of these species almost a decade ago, so we're thrilled they're finally getting the help they need," said Tierra Curry, a conservation biologist with the Center for Biological Diversity. Among the creatures and fauna given protected status are two species of Lanai tree snails and a Newcomb's tree snail. The Newcomb’s snail is only found on wet cliffs where it feeds on fungus and algae that live on host plants. Lanai tree snails are up to an inch tall and can live for 20 years while giving birth to four to six live young per year. Plants were the big winners in all of this, as a laundry list of geraniums, sunflowers, bellflowers, vines, shrubs and trees that live in a variety of Hawaiian environments now have additional protection. There are the hala pepe, popolo, kookoolau, 'awikiwiki and haha nui, among others, some with only a few remaining plants living. Certified tree huger and vice-chairwoman of the Sierra Club of Hawaii Lucienne de Naie believes some of the species will benefit from immediate protection efforts. "We are especially concerned about the plants that live in the lowland dry ecosystem, the 'awikiwiki in particular,” she said. “The [U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service] must continue to recognize the biological and cultural importance of this area and protect these irreplaceable plants from multiple threats." Awesome news, now go hug a snail, enviro-kook……..


- Never has something so appropriate happened to the reality karaoke show that spawned legions of equally pathetic imitators. “American Karaoke” has hung around for far too long and run through a growing list of “celebrity” judges in need of a jolt of publicity. Now that planning for the 2014 edition of the show is underway and there will reportedly be a full overhaul of the judging panel, multiple reports have suggested that “American Karaoke” will become a self-sustaining factory of musical crap by employing judges who also happen to be former contestants. Nothing has been decided yet, but one or more members of the panel could be involved and the names linked are pop music train wrecks such as Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson, Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken. Bringing these losers back to the 12-year-old franchise would be both fitting and the latest attempt by Fox and production companies FremantleMedia and 19 Entertainment to inject life into a show that should have died about 13 years ago. Last season, the network held off on announcing its new judging panel until mid-September, seemingly hoping to create an air of mystery and intrigue but mostly looking unsure and incompetent. One thing that is certain is that longtime “AK” judge and noted caricature of his own ridiculous public persona Randy Jackson has moved on to new endeavors that can only be described as an upgrade because they are not “American Karaoke.” Jackson said his goodbyes to everyone on their air last season and walked away, with veteran producer Nigel Lythgoe expected to follow him out the door. Finding former Karaoke-ers who are bumping around the reality show world (Aiken) or whose shtick has simply worn out without talent to sustain it (Lambert) shouldn’t be difficult and with 12 years to pick from, “AK” could use this is a way to separate itself from its younger reality karaoke show rivals…….


- The life is an Iowa prison guard can be a stressful one. Even in the Hawkeye State, inmates are no easy lot to deal with. It’s enough to make a person want to go off the reservation and escape from it all. Roy and Katie Appleget understand this reality and its way the couple, newly married, are going green by living off the land. Sure, they’re also looking to make a statement about economics and the environment while thriving in the great outdoors, but getting away from it all but living in a tent in a local park is also a solid way to eliminate some stress from one’s life. The Appleget’s live in the village of Farmington, which is the oldest village in Van Buren County. Farmington is a small place – just 650 residents – and most of them live in (relatively) normal homes. Roy and Katie Appleget do not and have taken up residents in a park where guests must register. “This is where we live,” Katie Appleget said. “This is where we sleep at night.” When asked why he and his wife have elected to eschew everyday utilities and live in nature, Roy Appleget has a simple answer. “Let’s keep our money instead of giving it to someone else,” he said. “Let’s pay cash. We’re not homeless. We’re home-free.” For the past two months, he and his wife have been tent dwellers who also write their own bare essentials blog, The Middle Class Chronicle, an Internet journal about doing more with less. “You have to kind of re-think everything as you go,” Roy added. “It’s been a learning experience for us.” In moving to a tent in the park (instead of a van DOWN BY THE RIVER), the Appleget’s have left behind monthly bills topping $1,000 for a monthly deal at the park costing $180. They have electricity to power their few appliances, but Katie washes clothes by hand and cooks over an open fire. When winter comes and the weather worsens, they will move into a camper with plans to build a sustainable home on their own land some day……..

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