Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Angry L.A. Clippers, kooks climb Italian domes and fire ants teach the world


- Every town needs its own identity, even if that identity is being a place people want to get out of and never look back. The good folks of Arundel, Maine understand this. Even though virtually no one has heard of Arundel, these small-town dwellers have a bit of an identity complex and they have a solution to rectify the problem. Creating a new persona for an entire town can be difficult, but residents want to start with a new ZIP code. Arundel currently shares the same ZIP code with neighboring Kennebunkport and while that provides a nice (and possibly undesirable) link to the Kennedys, residents are being asked online whether they support creating their own zip code. "We're looking to identify the town as Arundel as its own and a lot of businesses have been coming to me and saying that it's difficult with the technological age that people Google on their smart phone or do whatever they do and it always shows up Kennebunkport so the businesses are having a hard time getting their identity to be shown," Town Manager Todd Shea explained. The push, quite predictably, is being led by those who stand to turn a profit from a potential ZIP code change. Business owners and members of the town's economic development committee leading the online effort and Shea plans to release the results of the online survey in about a week. Unfortunately for Arundel residents, the final decision on whether or not they actually receive their own ZIP code has very little to do with what they say in an (easy to rig) online survey. The final decision rests with the good ol’ United States Postal Service, a bureaucratic government organization that doesn’t move quickly or adjust well to the idea of significant changes. In other words, don’t count on it……..


- Fire ants have a bad rap. Their nasty bite is reviled by anyone who has ever encountered them, but a team of researchers at Georgia Tech believe these tiny insects have more to offer the world. The researchers’ findings suggest that the creature’s tunneling behaviors may one day be applied to tunneling robotics. Daniel Goldman, an associate professor in the School of Physics at the Georgia Institute of Technology, led the study and learned that when it comes to digging, fire ants rely on a principle of building tunnel environments that assist in moving around by limiting slips and falls as well as reducing need for complex neural processing. They also rely heavily on antennae for locomotion as well as for sensing for the environment when they find themselves confined in spaces. “The environment allows the ants to make missteps and not suffer for them," Goldman said in a statement. "These ants can teach us some remarkably effective tricks for maneuvering in subterranean environments.” To make these discoveries, the researchers placed the ants inside tubes of soil and allowed them dig tunnels for 20 hours while those running the tiny ant sweat shops in a tube simulated a range of environmental conditions by varying the size of the soil particles as well as the moisture content. The variables did affect the volume of tunnels produced and the depth to which the ants dug, but they had no impact on the diameters of the tunnels, which remained constant at a rate comparable to the length of the ants’ bodies. “The size of the tunnels appears to be a design principle used by the ants, something that they were controlling for,” Goldman said. The research team theorized that the size of the tunnels has to do with making the best use of the ants’ antennae, limbs and body in order to rapidly ascend as well as descend via efficient interactions with walls while minimizing the number of missteps. To this end, the ants even used their antennae to grab onto the tube walls as they fell. The research team believes their findings could have major implications in the world of robotics. Needing rapid movement, stability and safety are common in both fire ants and robots, so the theory does make some sense…….


- Call this one a lateral move for former Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland. There probably won't be any more opportunities for her to gravy train off the success of Beyonce Knowles at part of a horrible Super Bowl halftime show, so Rowland needs to find other ways to pay the bills. Being the third wheel of a girl pop group that only has one real star isn't all that profitable, so Rowland is in need of gainful employment and she’s found it by scraping the bottom of the musical and television barrels. That’s right, Rowland has been hired by musical D-bag Simon Cowell as one of the new judges on the American version of “X-Factor Karaoke.” Rowland and actress Paulina Rubio have been hired to join fellow pop hack Demi Lovato on the judging panel. They will step in for the departed Britney Spears and record producer Antonio 'LA' Reid. Cowell, something of a bad reality karaoke show cockroach and chameleon rolled into one in that you can't kill him and he always seems to reinvent himself with some horrible new reality show worse than the one he left behind, has reconfigured the show’s judging panel after each season. He axed Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger after disappointing ratings. The show’s ratings fell from 12.5 million per episode in 2011 to an average of 9.7 million and now, Spears and Reid have met the same fate. Cowell sounded particularly jazzed about adding to pop music nobodies to his current project. "It's taken more than a decade but I'm delighted to finally be on a panel with three girls (I think!). Paulina and Kelly both have great taste and massive experience in the music industry and together with Demi, this is going to be a fun panel. It just feels like the time to do something different," Cowell said in a statement. Auditions for the next season of “X-Factor Karaoke” are now underway……..


- Some kooks will not be denied. Irate Italian protestor Marcello Di Finizio is one such man and he simply refuses to quit even though it has been made painfully clear to him that climbing onto a ledge on the dome of St Peter's Basilica in Rome is not acceptable. Di Finizio climbed the dome on Monday for a second time and unfurled a banner protesting against a "political horror show,” a veiled reference e to Italy's embattled coalition struggling with recession and high unemployment. Playing the role of his town’s crazy loner, he unfurled a white banner reading "Stop this massacre! The political horror show is continuing," in English. His bilingual banner, scrawled in black and red ink, also had a religious angle with the plea "Help us Pope Francis" in Italian. For the limited time he was atop the dome, he also waved an Italian flag as he balanced precariously above a small window near the top of the 137-metre orb. His point is not an unreasonable ones, as Italy remains mired in its longest recession since quarterly records began in 1970. Jobless rates are nearing record highs and support for the country’s embattled month-old coalition government has already fallen to 34 percent from 43 percent since it was cobbled together in April to bring an end to political stalemate. Di Finizio has turned the dome into his own personal protest grounds in recent months, staying there overnight last October while rocking a banner criticizing multinationals, Europe and former Prime Minister Mario Monti. He deserves credit for not being a one-issue complainer and caring about the world around him, even if he comes off as a total kook with a Spiderman complex and poor arts and crafts skills………


- Heads have begun to roll in Tinseltown. No, it’s not the high-expectation, low-yield Lakers who are making changes and trying to fix whatever the hell just went wrong in a disappointing season that ended with a first-round playoff exit. Their Staples Center co-tenants are the ones in need of answers for a season gone away and the Clippers have found their first scapegoat in the form of head coach Vinny Del Negro. Del Negro is out despite a 128-102 regular-season record in three years with the team, making the playoffs each of the past two seasons and winning their first division title ever this year. None of that was enough to keep his job after his team seized a 2-0 lead in their first-round series against Memphis, only to see the Grizzlies roar back to win four straight to advance to the Western Conference semifinals. The Clippers announced Tuesday that Del Negro won't be offered a new contract when his current one expires at the end of June and they will look for a coach whom they believe can lead them to the NBA Finals for the first time. Del Negro’s team accomplished much this season, winning a franchise-record 56 games and posting a 17-game winning streak. "We would like to thank Vinny for everything he did during his three years with the organization," Clippers vice president of basketball operations Gary Sacks said in a statement. "Vinny helped this team win a Pacific Division title and we greatly appreciate all that he and his staff helped us accomplish. This was a difficult decision, but we feel this is the best decision for our franchise moving forward." Coincidentally, Del Negro may not have been the favorite of All-Star guard Chris Paul to coach the team and Paul just so happens to become a free agent July 1. The Clippers have said their top priority is to re-sign him and if someone else makes it more likely for that to happen, what a big coincidence that would be……

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