Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Hipster art gallery rock, contested dinosaur remains and cashing in on terrorism tragedy


- These are sad times for Palestine. No, this has nothing to do with its interminable conflict with Israel because that’s just a way of life, another entry on the calendar each and every day. This is a much scarier situation because it involves a menace that does not discriminate against any race, creed or culture: reality television. Yes, reality TV has infected Palestine and because Palestinians aren’t going to shack up in a tricked out penthouse with six of their 20-something peers, get drunk every night and sleep with at least half of those roommates and at least that many strangers, the world now has “The President.” It’s a reality show filmed mostly in a ballroom in the occupied West Bank’s only luxury hotel, where well-dressed young people compete for a panel of judges’ approval and for the public’s votes. There is no karaoke, no dancing, no tequila shots at the bar….just competitors vying for a faux political position that won't actually give them any real power. The winner of "The President" won’t become a real head of state, but he or she and three runners-up will be named unofficial youth envoys to three European countries and Russia. They will also receive a chance to shadow a Palestinian Authority minister.  The pool of candidates for the show may not have numbered in the tens of thousands like the hordes of losers who camp out for days on end – proving their lack of a life – to sing for 30 seconds in the hopes of being cast on “American Karaoke,” but there were 1,000 folks who wanted in on this one. The finalists will be put through their intellectual and rhetorical paces by a five-person panel of judges made up of the cream of Palestinian and Arab-Israeli society, with a winner chosen June 25. “If negotiations (with Israel) don’t work, as 'The President' it is my right to achieve a Palestinian state through resistance,” contestant Sewar Salman explained. She is one of 13 remaining contestants and hails from the West Bank city of Hebron. Adham Hosari is the show’s director and he has put himself in an odd position by admitting the prize for winning his little charade doesn’t matter. “The final material prize is not important,” Hosari said. “We want the people to know about the problems the Palestinians are facing politically and socially.” It would appear Palestine has much to learn about reality TV……..


- While Floyd Mayweather Jr. is winning fights easily and making $32 million guaranteed before he steps into the ring, the man he once ducked fighting in the one bout everyone wanted to see is not faring nearly as well. Former pound-for-pound king Manny Pacquiao, who never did fight Mayweather as both men used every excuse they could find not to fight one another back when such a fight would have mattered, was last seen being knocked out cold by rival Juan Manuel Marquez in December. The Filipino icon and congressman will return to the ring this fall, but unlike Mayweather he won't be boxing in Las Vegas or making $32 million for the bout. Instead, he will fight outside the United States for the first time since 2006 and the fight will take place at the CotaiArena at the Venetian Macao Resort Hotel in Macau, China on Nov. 24. China isn't exactly a haven for big fights, but Pacquiao will face brawler Brandon Rios after Rios agreed to terms Monday evening, according to Top Rank promoter Bob Arum. Pacquiao will face Rios at the welterweight limit of 147 pounds and despite its odd location, the 12-round bout will be televised on HBO PPV. Because of a large time difference between the site of the fight and the location of its target pay-per-view audience, it will take place in the morning in Macau for a usual primetime telecast in the U.S. Nothing says big-time bout like a mid-morning start because a breakfast of blood, sweet and Cocoa Puffs is always a delight. Rios isn’t exactly a fighter on the rise. The former lightweight titlist has split his last two fights with someone named Mike Alvarado. Rios knocked out Alvarado in the seventh round in October and lost a close unanimous decision to him in their March 30 rematch. Pacquiao adviser Michael Koncz explained why his client chose Rios even though he is coming off a loss. "The two fights with Alvarado were both very close fights and either guy could have won either fight," Koncz said. "We looked at styles and Rios has the better style for Manny. He'll come forward and throw a lot of punches. Given the way Pacquiao looked against Marquez a few months back, even this might be a dangerous opponent for him………


- Dignity for dinosaurs is important. That’s what makes the treatment of the Tyrannosaurus bataar so disappointing. This ancient beast and former fearsome predator was uprooted and dragged across three continents before being left to collect dust in a basement in Queens. The skeleton has been at the center of some archaeological drama after Gainesville, Fla., paleontologist Eric Prokopi pleaded guilty to illegally importing fossilized remains of numerous dinosaurs that had been smuggled out of their homelands. The prized Tyrannosaurus bataar skeleton was part of his collection, but he agreed to forfeit it as part of a plea deal. Since he turned it over, the skeleton has sad idly in storage. That changed Monday when prosecutors and customs officials Monday loaded up boxes containing chunks of the 70-million-year-old dinosaur to ship him home to Mongolia. "We are very pleased to have played a pivotal role in returning Mongolia's million-dollar baby," said Preet Bharara, the U.S. attorney in Manhattan. When fully assembled, the Tyrannosaurus bataar is 24 feet long, about 8 feet high and weighs in at 2 tons. Prokopi imported the skeleton and other fossils from a dealer in Great Britain and prosecutors accused him of lying about what he was importing in order to sneak the crates through customs. To perpetuate the scam, he valued the contents of the crate at just $15,000. That’s a mighty low price for a predator that ruled the food chain of the ancient floodplains that are today's Gobi Desert. However, the sale was soon nullified as prosecutors, the Mongolian government and customs officials began to unravel the mystery surrounding the shady deal. It’s now back to Mongolia for Tyrannosaurus bataar………
 

- Why so serious, families of 9/11 victims, why so serious? Yes, you lost someone you loved in the worst terrorist attack in American history, but that is no reason to be outraged over the National September 11 Memorial Museum's decision to charge admission for visitors. Overreactors such as Sally Regenhard, assistant chairwoman of the group 9/11 Parents and Families of Firefighters and WTC Victims, are going way, way beyond the necessary when they call the admission charge a "slap in the face.” "Patriotic people from all corners of the country go to teach their children something and show respect, and now they will be faced with this fee? It is outrageous," Regenhard said. "This feeds the idea of New York City being money-hungry. It is taking advantage of tourists." So? Taking advantage of toursits is what New York City and all major metropolitan areas that attract large numbers of visitors is all about. It’s why McDonald’s has set up 25 locations in every major city and found a home in major metropolises around the globe. It’s why there are 751,687 souvenir shops in Manhattan and why street vendors always keep plenty of “I (Heart) New York” t-shirts on hand. "Making people pay to grieve is going to prevent people from paying their respects and learn about the victims,” Regenhard whined. In response, 9/11 Memorial communications manager Anthony Guido made it clear that an exact price has not yet been set, but said it will range from $20 to $25. Maybe Regenhard and her ilk should stop whining because unlike the rest of us, she and other family members of 9/11 victims are exempt from all memorial-museum fees and charges. The museum is set to open in 2014 and according to Guido, museum officials took their cue from similar institutions in the country for guidance on admission charges, such as the Oklahoma City National Memorial & Museum, which charges $12 for adults. Profiting off tragedy: the new American way……..


- This should totally quash all of those haters who like to make fun of indie rockers and their fans for being hipster tools. The National, a Brooklyn-based indie band that has attained such lofty heights that its song “Mr. November” was used in President Barack Obama’s first presidential campaign in 2008, played Sunday night at an art gallery in New York as part of a collaboration with artist Ragnar Kjartansson called A Lot Of Sorrow. Playing an art gallery in and of itself seems rather hipster-ish, but The National kicked it up a notch by performing the same song over and over and over and over and over….until they had played it a resounding 105 times. That’s right, they ran through “Sorrow” a full 105 times. The track is from their well-reviewed album “High Violent” and for anyone who had listened to the other tracks on the album 106 times but had only listened to “Sorrow” once. Fans who attended the gallery event filmed it and posted it online and the band actually had a good sense of humor about the evening, posting a picture on its Facebook page show a “set list” with the song’s title written over and over again, accompanied by the joke, "For the encore, The National played 'Sorrow'." All of this gun took place at Moma PS1 in Long Island City, so it at least ventured out of Manhattan’s Lower East Side, i.e. hipster nirvana. The gallery pompously recapped the evening in a press release that read, "By stretching a single pop song into a day-long tour de force the artist continues his explorations into the potential of repetitive performance to produce sculptural presence within sound. As in all of Kjartansson's performances, the idea behind A Lot of Sorrow is devoid of irony, yet full of humor and emotion. It is another quest to find the comic in the tragic and vice versa." The only member of The National who was unable to gut out all 105 renditions of the song was drummer Bryan Devendorf, who sat out one take of the track. The mild amount of attention generated by this bizarre effort should help drum up more publicity for The National’s forthcoming sixth studio album, “Trouble Will Find Me.” Oddly enough, the band elected to perform two tracks from the album during a recent appearance on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” and performed each of the songs just once………

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