Thursday, May 09, 2013

Dieties in traffic islands, the biggest idiot in the NFL and a whiny Gwyneth Paltrow


- Exciting things are happening in southern Peru. As long as your definition of exciting involves the discovery of an ancient astronomical alignment beside a pyramid, then exciting is at hand. This unusual alignment was discovered by researchers who found the two stone lines and the setting sun during the winter solstice. Charles Stanish, a professor at UCLA's Cotsen Institute of Archaeology, led the team that found the two stone lines, called geoglyphs. During the solstice, hundreds of years ago, the three would have lined up to frame the pyramid in light, according to Stanish’s team. The geoglyphs are located about 1.2 miles east-southeast from the pyramid and run for about 1,640 feet. They are "positioned in such a way as to frame the pyramid as one descended down the valley from the highlands,” according to the research team. To determine all of this, the researchers used astronomical software and 3-D modeling, which allowed them to figure out that this event would have occurred during the time of the winter solstice. "When viewed in 3-D models, these lines appear to converge at a point beyond the horizon and frame not only the site of Cerro del Gentil (where the pyramid is), but also the setting sun during the time of the winter solstice," the research team wrote. "Thus someone viewing the sunset from these lines during the winter solstice would have seen the sun setting directly behind, or sinking into, the adobe pyramid.” The pyramid in question is relatively small, standing 16 feet high. It was built between 600 B.C. and 50 B.C. and reoccupied somewhere between A.D. 200 and 400, with the stone lines constructed at some point between 500 B.C. and A.D. 400. Textiles, shells and ceramics have also been found nearby. Fifty other such stone lines have also been found in a flat, dry area near the pyramid, with the longest line running for nearly a mile. Stanish’s team believes the lines are connected with nearby settlements and their pyramids……..


- She is both the most beautiful woman in the world (according to one magazine survey) and Hollywood’s most-hated celebrity (according to a different publication) and she’s going to earn more points in the latter category if she continues acting this way. Gwyneth Paltrow, a.k.a. Coldplay frontman Chris Martin’s wife and Robert Downey Jr.’s “Iron Man 3” arm candy, was one of the celeb-utants at Monday night’s Met Ball, the trendy fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s fashion arm. She showed up, wore fancy clothes, ate hors d'oeuvres such as salmon puffs and toast points with beluga caviar and mingled with the upper crust of society. The theme for this year’s event was based on the opening of the Costume Institute’s new show, “Punk: Chaos to Couture” and Paltrow clearly embraced the latter, showing up in vintage hot-pink Valentino and arriving separately from her husband. She didn’t seem to enjoy the experience and given her comments, it seems unlikely that she will be returning for next year’s Met Ball. “I’m never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all,” Paltrow said of the evening. Making those words all the more peculiar is the fact that she spent time at the event hanging out with country pop princess Taylor Swift, who is apparently so pretty and charming that everyone should like her and enjoy any time spent with her. Paltrow tried to explain the miserable time she had hob-nobbing with the elite by suggesting that maybe it was as simple as a clash of styles. “I guess it’s punk in that I’ve gone just totally classic on a punk night,” she added. Don’t worry, Gwen, there will be plenty of other galas and awards shows for you to wear your fancy clothes to………


- Former Detroit Lions wide receiver Titus Young may not be an all-star on the field, but he’s an All-Star of Idiocy off of it. The troubled receiver, who was waived by the Lions on Feb. 4, had himself quite a day on Sunday. Now free of the normal entanglements of gainful employment with an actual NFL team, he’s spending his offseason in southern California, where he’s becoming a familiar face with local law enforcement. His fun day began when he was pulled over at 12:01 a.m. Sunday in after making an illegal left turn, according to a police report. When officers stopped and questioned him, something shocking happened: Young was (allegedly) intoxicated. He was then arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence, booked by the Moreno Valley Police at the Robert Presley Detention Center, issued a citation and later released. Being arrested for DUI would be enough to ruin the day for most people and the accompanying hangover and headache might even be enough to keep them indoors and in bed for the rest of the day. Young, a guy who was sent home by the Lions on three different occasions -- once for punching teammate Louis Delmas during an offseason workout program, then twice for repeated insubordinate behavior. He also went on a Twitter rant after last season, suggesting if the team didn’t get him the ball more, he might quit on them – again. See, he previously admitted to intentionally lining up in the wrong spot on the field because he wasn’t being thrown enough passes and wanted to put himself where the ball was. That’s just the sort of guy who would get arrested for DUI, then jump the fence at a local tow yard at 2:22 p.m. that same afternoon and try to steal his impounded car back. When police showed up, they repeated the same scene from earlier in the day, arresting Young. He was apprehended for burglary and booked again at the same detention center. One has to imagine that NFL teams will be lining up to sign this good citizen once he clears his latest legal hurdles………
 

- This is a refreshing change. For once, the Virgin Mary is at the center of a controversy that doesn’t involve some delusional kook thinking he sees her likeness in a pile of grass clippings or in a grease stain on the stove at the greasy spoon where he works. This particular bit of drama centers around a small traffic island in the city of West Springfield, Mass. The island in question is the site of a statue of the Virgin Mary placed there by a local business owner who adopted and cares for the stretch of earth as a gesture of goodwill. It’s part of a project to beautify West Springfield, a project in which business owners and individuals adopt traffic islands, then donate their time and money to landscape and maintain them. Antonio Liquori adopted a traffic island at Westfield Street and South Boulevard and as part of his decorating plan, he planted a statue that has ignited a debate over the meaning of separation of church and state. He put the statue in place one year ago and for a while, there was no problem. That all changed recently when he received a letter from the city's deputy director of operations, Vincent DeSantis, saying the department received several complaints. “Unfortunately, in this day and age, religious artifacts are not to be displayed on city property,” the letter explained. Liquori said he was surprised and saddened when he read the note. "About a year later, they tell me to take the Madonna down so I was kind of upset because you know everybody has a mother," he said. West Springfield resident Joan Palermo took up the fight for Liquori and even started a petition to allow him to return the statue to the traffic island. The petition had no impact and instead, the city has swung the other way by imposing new restrictions on those who adopt traffic islands. According to DeSantis, the " Adopt an Island" project will now be limited to different types of plantings. Just don’t trim that topiary in the shape of Jesus……..


- Can two of Asia’s most powerful nations make nice before they start firing shots at each other across their shared border? China and India seem to be locked in some sort of international pissing match over a border flare-up that highlighted longstanding tensions between the nations. The world's two most populous countries beefing with each other would seem to be a bad thing, especially given that they have improved relations and increased trade with one another in recent years. Their current conflict is linked to a 1962 border war high in the Himalayas. It is an informal frontier dividing the two countries, called the Line of Actual Control, and it has never been formally demarcated. However, the two sides have signed accords to maintain peace in the area. Those agreements didn’t do much good in mid-April, when India accused Chinese soldiers of setting up camp nearly 12 miles inside a region claimed by India. China swept the accusations aside as the "speculation of some Indian people,” saying Chinese troops "have never trespassed the line.” India didn’t seem convinced, but the two sides have moved to mend fences in recent days and as Indian Foreign Minister Salman Khurshid begins a two-day trip to China on Thursday, both countries seem ready to move forward and focus once more on a two-way trade relationship that produced $70 billion in business in 2012. Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Hua Chunying explained at a press briefing on Wednesday that thanks to "joint efforts" the two sides had "reached consensus on the incident... and properly handled it.” Just to be sure, Khurshid will meet with his Chinese counterpart Wang Yi and other Chinese leaders during his visit. Here’s guessing they won't be talking about the season finale of “Mad Men” or the new Daft Punk album………

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