Thursday, January 24, 2013

Tom Brady dinged, a mass crocodile escape in South Africa and more happy smoking news


- New England Patriots fans now have another reason to hate Baltimore Ravens safety Bernard Pollard – not that they needed one. Pollard, playing with the Kansas City Chiefs, Houston Texans and Ravens, Pollard has ended the seasons of Patriots stars Tom Brady, Wes Welker and Rob Gronkowski with vicious hits to various parts of their anatomy over the past six years. On Sunday, he obliterated running back Stevan Ridley with a massive hit that caused a fumble and left Ridley woozy on the ground as the Ravens celebrated a turnover that led to a game-icing score. But that wasn’t Pollard’s only lasting mark left on the Pats from the game as immediately after it ended, Pollard began crusading for the NFL to discipline Brady for a play during the final minute of the first half when the quarterback slid to the ground to end an impromptu run and had one leg raised a few feet off the ground. That leg struck Ravens safety Ed Reed, who emerged from the play without injury. The NFL has now fined Brady $10,000 for the slide, an amount that may not placate Pollard but definitely gives New England fans all the more reason to despise the veteran safety. Reed wasn’t running his mouth about the play afterward, but his defensive backfield mate certainly was. "If you want to keep this going in the right direction, everyone should be penalized for their actions," Pollard said. "(Brady) knew what he was doing. It has to go both ways." Brady actually reached out to Reed to apologize and clearly realized that regardless of his intent, the play looked bad for him. "I told him -- you know, we talked," Reed said. "We talked actually not too long ago; we talked on the phone. He actually reached out to me, texted me. I tried to text him back, but the message exploded after 12 seconds, so I had to call him ... and he just apologized and what not. But I told him, 'You know, it's good, man.'" Maybe Reed should pull Pollard aside (and off of the Patriots) and pass that message along…….


- Swimming in the Limpopo River is not an entry to cross off the ol’ bucket list any time in the next few months. That long-awaited trip to dip into the pleasant waters of the South African river will have to wait…unless, of course, possibly being eaten by one of the suddenly large number of crocodiles now swimming in the river is also on your bucket list. A slight mishap at a South African reptile farm during a flood this week has resulted in the escape of some 15,000 crocodiles and about half of them are still on the loose in and around one of southern Africa's biggest rivers. "There used to be only a few crocodiles in the Limpopo River. Now there are a lot," said Zane Langman, whose in-laws own the farm in the northern part of the country. Langman confirmed that only half the escaped crocodiles from the Rakwena Crocodile Farm close to the Botswana border had been recaptured and explained that the reptiles escaped after the farm gates were opened out of fear the rushing flood water would crush the crocodiles. The plan seems faulty on account of crocdiles being wild and dangerous animals unlikely to hang around during the flood and line up politely at the door to be put back in their pens once the floodwaters subsided. Farm officials have not commented on the incident, but reports had one crocodile apparently from the farm being captured about 75 miles away at a school rugby field. The flooding that has bombarded Mozambique and South Africa in recent weeks has led to heavy rains and flooding that have claimed at least 20 lives in and led to the evacuations of thousands of people………


- America, are you finally catching on to the fact that “American Karaoke” is a ridiculous musical abortion of a show that embodies much of what is wrong with the music industry? Let’s not go that far, but there is always joy to be found when Fox’s long-running reality karaoke shows sees its ratings dip even after a completely manufactured and overdramatized fight between two of its pop hack judges, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. The tension between the two manufactured pop personalities has been built up by the network and the show’s producers for weeks now, but their interpersonal theatrics did not translate into big ratings for “AK” on Wednesday night. Its ratings dipped 10 percent from last week’s 12th season premiere, bringing in 16 million viewers and a 5.4 rating. That was still enough for Fox to win the ratings battle for the night as ABC and its lineup of mediocre sitcoms fronted by “The Middle” and “Suburgatory” and CBS’ lineup built around two episodes of “Criminal Minds” both improved this week in the adult demographic but could not run down a terrible reality karaoke show. In the “American Karaoke” episode, viewers were exposed to the same contrived dispute between the judges, a debate sparked by a question over whether a contestant should feel “forced” to “do the country thing.” Maybe Fox could have generated more buzz and interest among viewers had it not chosen to edit out most of the profane exchange that followed, but it is network television and the FCC probably would have hammered “American Karokae” if it had aired the exchange without heavily editing it. Carey and Minaj will simply have to script their next “argument” with fewer gratuitous profanities if they want it to reach the on-air version of the show………


- Put down that cancer stick, ladies. Reasons to hate smoking are plentiful, but here’s one more just for the hell of it: Women smoking nowadays are far more likely to die as a result of their habit than they were in the 1960s. That’s according to a new study carried out by researcher Dr. Michael Thun and his team, a study showing that women starting their smoking habit earlier and consuming more cigarettes has unsurprisingly led to a massive uptick in the fairer sex’s risks of lung cancer. While women may not have caught up with men in some areas of business and society yet, their death rates from smoking certainly have, according to Thun and his team’s findings. Their research examined more than two million women in the United States, reach back to the first generation of women smokers, who typically started choking down lung darts during the 1950s and 60s. At that time, women who smoked were nearly three times more likely to die from lung cancer as people who had never smoked. By examining medical records from women who smoked between 2000-2010, researchers discovered that these lucky ladies were 25 times more likely to die from lung cancer than their non-smoking friends. Men reached those levels in the 1980s, but their lady friends have run them down and that probably is not the sort of progress feminists like Gloria Steinem want to see. "The steep increase in risk among female smokers has continued for decades after the serious health risks from smoking were well established, and despite the fact that women predominantly smoked cigarette brands marketed as lower in tar and nicotine,” Thun said. "So not only did the use of cigarette brands marketed as 'Light' and 'Mild' fail to prevent a large increase in risk in women, it also may have exacerbated the increase in deaths from chronic obstructive lung disease in male smokers, since the diluted smoke from these cigarettes is inhaled more deeply into the lungs of smokers to maintain the accustomed absorption of nicotine." Thanks for the positive, life-affirming news, science…….


- In an era when too many of America’s college and universities are teaching meaningless fluff courses on subjects like the television legacy of Pee Wee Herman or Nickelback’s cultural impact, it is refreshing to see a school instilling vital knowledge with real-world relevance in its students. Hinds Community College, in Raymond, Miss., deserves a wealth of praise because it has become one of the few institutions of higher learning in the country offering courses in the flying and maintaining drones. Sure, drones could be described in many cases as oversized radio-controlled airplanes, but they are growing in popularity and have been used with deadly efficiency by the CIA. They come in various shapes and sizes ranging in costs from $130 to millions of dollars and as anyone who has been paying attention to the war in Afghanistan knows, they can be used to efficiently blow sh*t up even when the attacker is hundreds of miles away. In the instance that a person wants to wage war on their neighbor for allowing their dog to poop in someone else’s yard or let their leaves fall over their property line, an unmanned aerial vehicle is the perfect way to gain some sweet revenge. The nine HCC students in the drone class for the current semester attend class at the John Bell Williams Airport north of Raymond and learn from instructor Dennis Lott, who is also a consultant for the school and has spent his entire life flying remote controlled airplanes. "The last U. S. manned fighter is the F-35," said Lott. "All future development is unmanned." Lott and drone program leader Randy Pearcy believe their students will see a wealth of job opportunities open up for them because of their skills piloting drones, which are limited to 400-foot altitudes unless they belong to the military or law enforcement. However, Congress has ordered the FAA to change that, allowing domestic use, by 2015, so bombing your neighbor’s backyard barbeque is about to become that much more realistic. It’s good to know that America will have people trained to take advantage of that opportunity……..

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