Saturday, January 05, 2013

$1 million bluefin tunas, pictures from Mars and a Game Boy with free porn


- It is awesome to have the season underway again – the Japanese sushi market auction season, of course. What better way could there be to start the season than having a bluefin tuna sell for a record $1.76 million at a Tokyo auction, nearly tripling the previous high set last year? Yes, environmentalists are sounding the alarm because they believe that stocks of the majestic, speedy fish are being depleted worldwide because of a high demand for sushi, but do you want to eat delicious raw fish or worry about how many of them are left? So savor the scene at Tokyo's massive Tsukiji fish market where the 489-pound tuna caught off northeastern Japan sold for 155.4 million yen. Because of its tender pink and red meat, the bluefin tuna is prized for sushi and sashimi. It is such a delicacy that the best slices of fatty bluefin can sell for 2,000 yen ($24) per piece at trendy Tokyo sushi bars. Even with hipsters in New York and Los Angeles chowing down on sushi at an ever-increasing rate, Japaense still eat 80 percent of the bluefin tuna caught worldwide. The winning bidder for the 489-pound bluefin was Kiyoshi Kimura, president of Kiyomura Co., which operates the Sushi-Zanmai restaurant chain. He planned to serve the fish in his eateries on Saturday. Kimura was already the record holder for most expensive sushi purchase ever, as he also set the old record of 56.4 million yen at last year's New Year's auction. This year’s winning bid works out to 700,000 yen per kilogram, or $3,603 per pound. Those numbers likely won't do anything to calm the fears of groups such as the Washington-based Pew Environmental Group, which plans to release a report Monday showing that stocks of all three bluefin species —the Pacific, Southern and Atlantic — are in a freefall due to overfishing. To combat that, the International Commission for the Conservation of Atlantic Tunas voted in November to maintain strict catch limits on the species. It’s amazing how these organizations lack appreciation for the almighty dollar and the power of the free-market economy……….


- Hooray for NASA. Its Curiosity rover may or may not have found a flower embedded in a Martian rock. Why should any Earth-bound creatures care? That’s not clear, but the find (or non-find) has sparked a buzz of discussion over the odd formation, discovered along with a snake-like rock formation winding across the Red Planet's surface. The Mars "flower" photo was taken on Dec. 19 by the microscope-like Mars Hand Lends Imager at the end of Curiosity's robotic arm and in the lower left corner of the picture is an apparently transparent formation that some space enthusiasts have suggested looks like a flower. NASA fed this galactic goofiness by posting a raw, unprocessed version of the photo online on the Curiosity rover’s mission website overseen by the agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif. The rover has previously offered false hope by spotting small bits of clear plastic (pieces of the rover itself) on the surface of Mars before, but NASA believes that is not the case this time. JPL spokesman Guy Webster said the object "appears to be part of the rock, not debris from the spacecraft." On Friday, NASA also posted a new panorama of Curiosity’s current location on Mars, a shallow depression called YellowknifeBayinside the vast Gale Crater. The panorama is a mosaic of photos centered around a snake-like rock winding across its middle. The ever-creative science dorks at NASA have dubbed the rock "Snake River." The rock is dark and curvy, rising high above the flatter rocks of its surroundings. "It's one piece of the puzzle," said rover mission project scientist John Grotzinger, of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. “It has a crosscutting relationship to the surrounding rock and appears to have formed after the deposition of the layer that it transects." Hopefully these finds make NASA feel better about the $2.5 billion cost of the Curiosity rover, which landed on Aug. 5 to begin a two-year primary mission of determining whether the planet could have once been habitable for primitive life………


- Some people simply do not appreciate a business going the extra mile…by not doing its due diligence before selling a product. The Willett family of Tucson, Ariz. embodies this disheartening trend as it spits on what could have been the most memorable Christmas gift their children had ever received. As the holidays rolled around, Cameron Willett and his wife wanted to do something special for their children and like many families, they had to accomplish this on a tight budget that left no room for extravagant gifts. To make this formula work, the Willett’s went to the GameStop at Foothills Mall to buy a refurbished Game Boy. Refurbished items are becoming increasingly popular due to their cheaper cost, coupled with short-term warranties, and a good “refurb” can be nearly as good as a new item in some cases. For Cameron Willet, a refurbished Game Boy wasn’t as good as new…it was better. This upgraded gaming system came stocked with sexually explicit images that he and his family could have enjoyed together. Instead, he was outraged and after finding the images as he attempted to set up parental controls on the device, Willett took the device back to the store and demanded an explanation. "Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present," he said. "It was definitely a shock. I was a lot let down. We did what we could and scrounged up money to make Christmas happen and this is what we got." GameStop managers apologized for the mistake and replaced the, um, enhanced Game Boy with a brand-new one. In the end, Willett and his children ended up coming out ahead on the exchange. In response to the incident, GameStop released a statement saying it is “currently researching this transaction and our top priority is to try and make this right for our customer.” The statement also explained that the company’s policy is to wipe out all existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold, which clearly did not happen in this case. A similar incident occurred last week at a GameStop in Denver, so a company-wide reinforcement of the policy’s importance would seem to be in order. "It only takes one picture to ruin Christmas," Cameron Willett added. Or one picture to make it the most memorable Christmas ever………


- What the hell is wrong with Al Pacino? Well, besides a string of increasingly unwatchable movies in which he gradually devolves into unimaginative variations of the same character, one whose schtick revolves around him shouting incredulously every time something happens that he doesn’t like? Pacino had a chance to do what actors should relish, namely meet and spend time with the person he would be portraying in an upcoming role, and he turned it down. Granted, that person was famed record producer and convicted killer Phil Spector, but face time with a source of inspiration is still face time. Pacino had a chance to meet Spector before portraying him in an HBO movie but says he turned it down. Afterward, he found out that he had in fact met Spector 20 years ago, as evidenced by a photo a friend showed him. In the 20-year-old photo, the actor was standing next to Spector even though Pacino said he has no memory of the moment. There is at least a 25 percent chance that one or both men were coked up at the time, so that’s not a surprise. As for the movie, the unimaginatively-named "Phil Spector," it will debut in March and focuses on the client-attorney relationship between Spector and Linda Kenney Baden, who represented him in his first trial after he was charged with the murder of actress Lana Clarkson. Spector temporarily ducked justice when the first trial ended in a mistrial, but he was convicted in a second trial and is now serving 19 years to life in prison. In playing the role, Pacino wore large number of wigs in portraying the eccentric Spector, best known for his "Wall of Sound" style that helped form and develop pop music in the early 1960s. Pacino explained that he elected not to meet Spector in prison because he'd be a different man than the one he was playing and instead chose too watch video clips of Spector to help him nail down the character. "I didn't know anything about him, except that he was responsible for a lot of great music and this strange case," Pacino said. Helen Mirren stars alongside Pacino as Baden in the film………


- Does Lance Armstrong’s desire to compete again outweigh his desire to continue lying to himself and the world about his (alleged) use of performance-enhancing drugs? After years of misleading the world and following a year in which he was stripped of his seven Tour de France titles and banned from competing in sporting events governed by the World Anti-Doping Agency code, Armstrong is reportedly weighing the merits of coming clean. Sources have suggested that Armstrong has informed associates he is considering admitting to the use of performance-enhancing drugs because he believes such a confession would help restore his athletic career in triathlons and running events at age 41. He obviously isn't going to return to cycling, but still competes in triathlons and the occasional endurance running event. His attorney, Tim Herman, claimed that his client has not reached out to U.S. Anti-Doping Agency chief executive Travis Tygart and David Howman, director general of the World Anti-Doping Agency and said he had no knowledge of Armstrong considering a confession. Howman similarly said he had not heard from Armstrong or anyone associated with him in regards to a possible confession but said USADA, not WADA, would have the authority to decide whether to reopen the case if Armstrong were to present new information. "It's [USADA's] issue, although they could come to us to ask for guidance or advice," he said. There is precedent for cases to be reopened and the WADA code provides for reduced penalties in instances in which athletes provide "substantial assistance" in resolving other doping cases. Along with Armstrong, trainer Michele Ferrari and former U.S. Postal Service cycling team physician Luis Garcia del Moral did not contest USADA's cases against them and also received lifetime bans, but Howman did not comment on how a confession could affect them. Even if he does admit his wrongdoing, he still could face a battle with the U.S. Department of Justice, which is considering whether to join a federal whistle-blower lawsuit filed by former Armstrong teammate Floyd Landis……….

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