Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Russia's war on beer, Adam Lambert is angry and Massachusetts v. chron


- No school embodies all that is jacked up about the current landscape of college sports more than Boise State. The Broncos, having long been the ginormous fish in the tiny pond that is the Mountain West Conference and wanting to play against the big boys of college football, was committed to play football in the Big East starting in 2013 while all of its other sports, ironically, were to compete in the Big West. Their arrival was viewed as a big get for the Big East, which hoped to have a 12-team, coast-to-coast football conference, with a championship game even though the conference’s seven non-BCS football school recently voted to bolt the conference in search of a new home. Playing in a conference that made no sense at all geographically was bad, but even worse is Boise State bailing on that commitment before playing a single game. That’s right, the school announced Monday it was reversing course and staying in the Mountain West. According to Big East officials, the conference worked hard to keep Boise State in the fold by was "unwilling" to give the Broncos the deal that kept them in the Mountain West. "We worked hard with Boise," Big East commissioner Mike Aresco said. "We explored a lot of different ways to keep them. No question. Ultimately, we were unwilling to do the things they wanted.” The Mountain West’s offer included a re-working of its television contract with CBS Sports Network to allow the conference to sell packages of its games to other networks. In other words, teams that appear on national TV more often make more money – teams such as Boise State, whose home games will also be sold in a separate package. The Broncos also managed to stiff-arm the conference into allowing it/teams that play in BCS games and the equivalent when the new postseason system starts in 2014 to keep half the money. With Boise State back in the fold, Mountain West commissioner Craig Thompson said his league is considering its own expansion plans……


- Does the color of the pill your doctor prescribes make any difference in whether or not you take it as prescribed? If you ask investigator Dr. Aaron S. Kesselheim, assistant professor of medicine in the Division of Pharmacoepidemiology and Pharmacoeconomics at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston, the answer is yes. Kesselheim led a study that found generic medications that differ in color may make people less likely to want to continue taking them. His team looked at patients who were taking anti-epileptic drugs and used a national database of filled prescriptions from 2001 to 2006 to see if and when patients stopped filling their prescriptions. Once they identified that point, researchers checked to see if the prior prescriptions had varied in shape or color before the patient stopped taking their medication. Of those studied, 11,472 patients stopped getting their prescriptions and 50,050 others continued taking their medication. Those whose generic prescription medication changed colors from the time they first time they filled the prescription were over 50 percent more likely to stop consuming them. "Pill appearance has long been suspected to be linked to medication adherence, yet this is the first empirical analysis that we know of that directly links pills' physical characteristics to patients' adherence behavior," Kesselheim said. "We found that changes in pill color significantly increase the odds that patients will stop taking their drugs as prescribed." Individuals taking pills for epilepsy were most likely to discontinue their medication under such circumstances (53 percent) while  27 percent of people taking the same prescriptions for other reasons were more likely to stop taking their pills once the color changed. Because generic medications make up more than 70 percent of all prescriptions given to patients and an estimated 50 to 75 percent of patients do not follow the advice of their health care professionals when taking medication, figuring out ways to keep that pill train rolling are obviously important……..


- Chill out, backwards-thinking towns across Massachusetts. Eighteen states and the District of Columbia allow the use of medical marijuana and your state is one of them. So why are you still fighting to keep sales of medical marijuana illegal in your town? A new state law legalizing the use of medical marijuana went into effect in Massachusetts went into effect Tuesday, but not every town wants to abide by the will of the people. In fact, some cities are researching ways to change their zoning bylaws to ensure sales of medical marijuana remain illegal in their municipality. So far, these ass-hatted efforts are largely limited to the eastern half of the state, but if this idiocy goes on any longer, there is a decent chance this imbecilic thinking will begin infecting residents of communities in the western part of the Bay State. These chron-opposers are up in arms because apparently they have been living under rocks for decades and were shocked by a new report claiming that one in 15 high school students smoke marijuana on a near-daily basis. How that number comes as a surprise to anyone is beyond imagination because a person who doesn’t know that teens love the hippie lettuce must also not know that teenage girls think Taylor Swift is a hero and believe that Justin Bieber doesn’t actually suck. Hopefully reason will prevail and local governments will not foolishly continue to fight a law that the people of Massachusetts decided to approve. Hell, the state Department of Public Health has assured everyone that it will issue regulations to make sure nobody takes advantage of the new law, so the entire state can rest assured that there is NO way ganja will make its way into the hands of any person without a legal prescription for it……… 


- When seeking criticism of anything in the entertainment world that doesn’t involve looking like Elton John after a sneak attack by the dressing room of a power punk rock band, former “American Karaoke” contestant Adam Lambert is not a great source. That didn’t stop Lambert from weighing in on the problems he saw with the new movie version of “Les Misérables.” Lambert, who seems to believe he’s something other than a colossal musical punchline, tweeted that the music in the film "suffered massively [because of] great actors PRETENDING to be singers.” He added that that "the industry will say 'these actors were so brave to attempt singing this score live' but why not cast actors who could actually sound good?" There is a doctoral dissertation-length piece to explain why well-known actors were cast instead of no-names who sing really well, but the bottom line is that Lambert has no real knowledge of what it takes to make a great movie and judging from the music he’s released so far, he doesn’t know much about that side of the entertainment industry either. However, one of the film’s stars not only doesn’t have a problem with Lambert’s critique, but actually agrees with the flamboyant former karaoke competitor. "I don't disagree with Adam," Russell Crowe tweeted. "Sure it could have been sweetened, [director Tom] Hooper wanted it raw and real, that's how it was." Raw, real and judging from the film’s earnings thus far, finding plenty of fans to see a movie that “suffered massively.” Lambert did write that Anne Hathaway's vocals were "breathtaking," praise she’ll undoubtedly print out and use to prop herself up when she’s feeling blue………


- Times are most definitely changing in Russia. A country where getting drunk is both a sport and a way to forget that you live in an oppressive Communist hell hole where you can’t get rid of a ruler even if 97 percent of the population votes against him treasures its alcohol, to say the least. They just have a funny way of showing it as of Tuesday. Previously, Russians classified beer not as an alcoholic beverage, but as food. Beginning Jan. 1, a law that declared beer is alcohol, not food, went into effect. Under these new rules, beer can only be sold in licensed outlets and not as street kiosks, gas stations and bus depots like it has been. Additionally, Russians won't be able to buy it from shops between 11 p.m. and 8 a.m. and beer commercials will not be allowed on TV or radio. Why the sudden veer toward Prohibition-istic philosophies? Oddly enough, there is an actual government effort to reduce alcohol abuse in Russian, where one in five male deaths are linked to the drinky-drinky. Some – namely the brewing industry – have argued that the crackdown will have the opposite effect and make alcohol even more popular. "It will be tougher if you want to buy a beer on the way home from work, or pop down from your apartment," said Isaac Sheps, chairman of the Union of Russian Brewers. "So you have to stock at home. And stocking beer is more problematic than stocking vodka. It's bulky, it's big and there's no room for it in small homes. It's much easier to buy two bottles of vodka and manage for your instant need for alcohol.” That’s right, an instant need for beer. Like if a scene straight out of a beer commercial breaks out in your apartment building and hot women are suddenly dancing on the table in your living room….and you don’t have beer handy. Granted, vodka is still kind in Russia and according to government statistic, it accounted for almost 50 percent of alcohol sales between January and November, while beer claimed 32 percent of the market. Angry (and beer-deprived) Russians can direct their rage toward former President Dmitri Medvedev, who initiated an array of measures aimed at reducing what he called a "national calamity." Hope your happy now, D………

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