Saturday, January 12, 2013

Andy Samberg's new gig, an uber-tattoed Czech presidential candidate and Greg Oden's way back


- Down but not officially out for good. Former No. 1 overall pick Greg Oden may be AWOL from the NBA right now, but he is reportedly set on resuming his career. While he is not planning to return to the NBA before the 2013-14 season, sources have reported that multiple teams already have expressed interest in signing Oden before the end of this season. He is currently taking classes at Ohio State, where he played one season before turning pro, and rehabbing in an effort to get back on the court after three microfracture surgeries. He has not played since Dec. 5, 2009 and in two NBA seasons, he appeared in just 82 games with the Portland Trail Blazers while suffering from a myriad of knee injuries. In spite of that, several teams are reportedly interested in inking him to a multiyear deal that would allow him to continue his rehab until he can get back on the court in training camp in the fall. Better still for Oden, one of his chief suitors also happens to be the defending NBA champion, the Miami Heat. The Heat have reportedly kept tabs on Oden as he rehabs and he could fit into one of two roster spots available this season. With his latest microfracture surgery one year behind him, Oden is the very sort of long shot that Heat team president Pat Riley is known to gamble on. However, the franchise is already committed to more than $80 million in salaries for next season and could take a large hit when the new, more harsh luxury tax kicks in. Even on a minimum-level contract, Oden could be a high-risk signing. He and his camp are planning a conservative approach to getting back on the court, including sitting out the rest of this season and summer league to make sure he allows himself the best chance of finally getting healthy. Very few NBA players have successfully returned from microfracture surgery, so the odds against Oden remain steep at best………


- Czech politics just became that much more awesome. The tattooed sweetness that is opera composer and painter Vladimir Franz has injected life and intrigue into this week's Czech presidential elections. Franz, tattooed from head to toe, sports blue, green and red ink on every visible surface of his body and as such, he seems like an unlikely candidate for a prestigious post previously held by beloved playwright-dissident Vaclav Havel and acclaimed professor Vaclav Klaus, who is credited with guiding the nation through he economic transition from communism to a free market. Some voters have dubbed him “Avatar” for his resemblance to the blue Navi people in James Cameron’s blockbuster film and during one televised debate a caller compared him to "an exotic creature from Papua New Guinea." Despite the doubters, Franz has found support from voters who are tired of the same old suit-wearing, corrupt politicians who fail to deliver on years of promises. The Czech Republic is more than two decades past the fall of communism, yet corruption is still prevalent. Franz is viewed by some as a breath of fresh air because he has no political experience and confesses to little knowledge of economics. He even admitted he only entered the race after a group of admirers established the Franz for President initiative and begged him to get involved. After he consented, a leading economist offered his services for free and his campaign workers are all volunteers. He has no party affiliation and has spent $25,000 from donations on his campaign, not putting up any campaign posters or advertisements. One commodity he does have is a healthy distaste for the political system, spiced up by his willingness to speak his mind bluntly. "The (political) system is so enchanted with itself that it's lost the ability to self-reflect," he said. “Czechs are fed up with this crap." He has proven popular, unsurprisingly, with young voters and is projected to win around 11 percent in the first round of the election, which wouldn’t be enough to make the runoffs but could put him in a position to swing the election depending on who his supporters reassemble behind once he is eliminated. Regardless of the result, the election is noteworthy because it is the first time the Czech president will be elected in a popular vote………


- The demand is there and now, the supply is on hand as well. Dudes have long needed to protect their philandering way from their ladies, but the question of how to best hide text messages and calls from one’s numerous mistresses has always been difficult to answer. The ironic answer could be eschewing the latest 4G smartphone and sticking with the aging flip-phone. Fujitsu Ltd.'s older "F-Series" phones are giving unfaithful Japanese men the protection they need from prying eyes. The phones feature some attractive stealth privacy features, including a privacy mode, a layer of nearly invisible security that hides missed calls, emails and text messages from contacts designated as private. If one of those side pieces contacts their secret lover, the only way the phone shows the contact is a subtle change in the color or shape of how the battery sign or antenna bars are displayed. Perhaps the cheating guy ignores the call because he’s with one of his other ladies and in that case, the missed call doesn't appear in the phone log. Unless his wife or other girlfriend is a trained spy looking for these very clues, there is no way the phone will give up the secret. Only when the privacy mode is turned off through a secret combination of keys do the concealed calls and messages appear and voicemail becomes accessible. For now, these useful features work only on older phones and not on the iPhone or smartphones running Google's Android operating system. Fujitsu started offering the privacy mode as part of more stringent security requirements for all phones offered by NTT DoCoMo Inc., Japan's largest carrier, with senior DoCoMo executive Takeshi Natsuno explaining that he insisted on tougher security after hearing too many stories of couples splitting or workers landing in hot water because they left their phones out and unguarded. "If Tiger Woods had this Japanese feature in his phone, he wouldn't have gotten in trouble," Natsuno said. Sadly, the push toward smartphones for all is steering Fujitsu away from the old, privacy-enabled phones. The company has added some of the privacy features to its smartphone lineup, but the technology is still lagging slightly behind the pace at the moment……


- Andy Samberg has moved on from “Saturday Night Live” and he needs his next gig.  He may have found it if his new endeavor with Fox pans out. After departing his gig at “SNL” last May, Samberg has bumped around in a few small projects over the past few months but is now set to star in a pilot for a comedy series on Fox, one penned by the writing duo of Mike Shur and Dan Goor of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation.” Samberg’s as-of-yet untitled series is Fox’s first pilot order for fall 2013 and is billed as a single-camera comedy about "diverse group of detectives in a precinct at the very edge of New York City.” Yes, it’s another cop-centric show, although given Samberg’s presence one could wisely guess that it won't be another “Law & Order” or “CSI.” Shur and Goor reportedly wrote the role of the lead detective specifically for Samberg and although the cop show concept has been done to death, the idea of putting a comedic slant on it at least gives the series a chance to be slightly different than the rest of the pack. Fox has been losing ground to competitors such as ABC and NBC of late, so hitting on as many of its new series for the fall as possible is vital for the network at this point. Hopefully Samberg’s recent efforts directing fake toe-puppet movies for Windows Phone commercials have kept him sharp and he’ll be on point once his new series begins shooting later this year……..


- A potentially sour situation is unfolding this weekend in Waukesha, Wisc. No, perfectly good beer or fried cheese curds are not going to waste. Instead, tens of thousands of gallons of milk are stuck inside the closed-down Golden Guernsey Dairy plant. The plant was closed suddenly, so suddenly that the last of its products were never shipped out. Unlike some less-perishable products, milk has a short window for use and that means time is already running out. Donating it to schools or soup kitchens in need seems like an obvious fit and some of the plant’s former employees are partnering with community members to find a way to get the unused milk into the hands of those in need. There are also stockpiles of cottage cheese, butter and eggs, all of which have been refrigerated since the dairy suddenly closed and filed for bankruptcy late last week. "The waste is terrible, all that product sitting in that cooler, There's probably 150,000, 200,000 gallons of product in there. They're going to waste. It could've been sold to make more money to pay us," Golden Guernsey worker Robert Storm said. The bad news is that the forgotten dairy products are now under control of a bankruptcy court appointed trustee in New Jersey and that ass-hatted trustee doesn’t sound amenable to doing anything with the items. "With regard to milk and foods and liquids, anything ingested by anyone, children or adults, it's not worth, as far as I'm concerned, what I might collect to take that chance that someone might get sick," court-appointed trustee Charles Stanziale Jr. said. Maybe the voice of reason - Milwaukee's Hunger Task Force director Sherrie Tussler will be able to convince stodgy Stanziale Jr. to reconsider. "Having a full gallon of milk for every mom in need in the city of Milwaukee would just be a godsend," Tussler said. She plans to approach Stanziale and convince him that refusing to give the dairy products away over liability concerns is imbecilic because of a state law protecting donors of food products if they're given in good faith.
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"It's disturbing to know that a dairy is closed in Wisconsin, and it's full of milk, and we're sitting here in Milwaukee in need of milk, a truckload of milk, and we can't get access to the milk," Tussler said. Well said………

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