Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Tiny dinosaurs, disrobing college professors and angry NHLers


- Anyone who has spent more than two minutes in a college classroom or lecture hall knows full well that merely being admitted to college doesn’t mean someone isn’t a moron. Listen to any lecture, watch as the professor asks if there are any questions and marvel at the idiocy as clueless students ask the same question eight times. It can be frustrating for fellow students who aren’t morons, but just imagine how difficult it must be for a professor who goes through that experience several times a day and over the course of weeks, semesters and years. Put all of those ingredients together and it’s no so surprising that a Michigan State University math professor suffered an all-time meltdown during a class on Monday. The professor, whose identity was not released, snapped during his afternoon class after one of his students made a mistake he simply could not overlook. “God … how can no one do anything right?” the professor reportedly screamed before stripping off all his clothes, save for a pair of white calf-high socks. The Ingham County 911 Central Dispatch Center received a call at 1:07 p.m. Monday about a naked man in the Engineering Building shouting in the hallway and several students in the class responded quickly to the incident….by tweeting about it. Some posted photos of the naked professor sitting on the hallway floor in handcuffs. A few claimed the professor was swearing and ranting as police responded and apprehended him. “MSU police responded and took the man, a university professor, into protective custody and transported him to a local hospital,” a police spokeswoman said. Because no one was injured (perhaps mentally scarred, but not injured), the professor is not being charged with a crime, police said. However, MSU’s Counseling Center has reached out to students who may have witnessed the incident to offer any support they need. Let this stand as proof that dealing with a group of students at a state school can be hazardous to one’s mental health……..


- Dinosaurs received something of a bad rap in the original “Jurassic Park” movie and in its multiple, gawd-awful sequels. Not all dinosaurs were angry, sharp-toothed killers or massive, lumbering beasts with brains the size of the Hack Eyed Peas’ miniscule musical talent. Paul C. Sereno, a paleontologist at the University of Chicago, has discovered an extremely small member of the species, at the opposite end of the size scale from a mighty predator like Tyrannosaurus rex. Sereno believes these tiny animals, small enough to be compared to a frog or toad, were among the first to spread across the planet more than 200 million years ago. Fossils from these tiny, fanged plant-eaters known as heterodontosaurs, or “different toothed reptiles,” have been discovered in places such as England and China. Sereno’s team added another find to the list, identifying a bizarre species of these dwarf herbivores in a slab of red rock that was collected in the early 1960s by scientists working in South Africa. In his findings, published Wednesday in the online journal ZooKeys, Sereno described the strange anatomy of the new member of the heterodontosaur family. He also releases its official name, Pegomastax africanus, or “thick jaw from Africa.” “My eyes popped, as it was clear this was a distinct species,” he recalled of first viewing the species, with its short parrot-like beak, one-inch jaws, sharp teeth and skull no less than three inches long, in a Harvard lab. That was 1983, meaning it has taken nearly three decades to finally sharing the news with the world. “I’m embarrassed to say how many years ago that was — 1983,” he said. “But I was an enterprising graduate student then at the American Museum of Natural History. All the while since then, I wondered if anyone else might spot the creature hiding among the lab drawers.” The fossils have long since been returned to the South African Museum in Cape Town, but news of what they are has finally reached the world…………


- NHL enforcers have feelings too and New Jersey Devils tough guy Krys Barch wants to make sure his voice is heard as the league’s lockout drags on. Owners and players remain relatively entrenched in their negotiating positions and recent talks have made little progress toward a new labor agreement. The regular season is in jeopardy, most American sports fans could not care less and yet, Barch is adamant that people hear his side of the story. He spent a chunk of his weekend writing a series of tweets in which he excoriated NHL owners for their tactics during the lockout. For over an hour, he let loose with his Twitter bile. “I sit here from Gand Bend, Ontario putting a pen to my heart and writing on paper what bleeds out. My name is Krys Barch. I have played approx. 5 รณ years in the NHL and have worked for every second of it. I Haven’t been a 1st round pick, bonus baby or a son of a hall of famer. I have made it through sweating, bleeding, cut Achilles, broken hands, concussions, broken orbital bones, 8 teeth knocked out, etc, etc, etc.,” he tweeted. “My thoughts racing on what I can conquer tomorrow to get our family ahead. Some times wonder if I should have existed when a word and a gun solidified and solved all problems. I feel the Wild West would more simplified than the world we live in now whet an employer who makes billions of dollars and a league with record revenues can tell me that I can’t do the things that my heart tells my me to do!” He went on to write about listening to Neil Young, sitting beside a fire and wondering if NHL owners are sitting in comfort, smoking expensive cigars and never having experienced the pain and injuries their players suffer through each season. His primary beef was that the owners “want to take 20% of our paychecks,” a reference to the owners asking players to accept a 10-percent rollback in the percentage of hocked-related revenue they currently receive. Near the end of his rant, Barch offers a salution for the league’s financial struggles: more cooperation amongst teams so “franchises in the South” can be more profitable or allow teams to move north (closer to or in Canada), where they will make money. “The lockout is a procedure to take from the players to pay for the NHL mistakes. Let not allow the NHL to make any mor mistakes. Let the league and the players to come together to fix the mistakes that have been made and make sure non are made in the future,” Barch concluded…………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! When someone says a problem isn't about the money, it’s about one thing – the money. Scores of angry rioters in Tehran on Wednesday made no pretense about the reason for their demonstration because money was their one and only driving force. The riots broke out in the Iranian capital over the collapse of the Iranian currency, which has lost 40 percent of its value against the dollar in a week. The rial has hit record lows against the U.S. dollar almost daily and with Western sanctions over Iran's disputed nuclear program squeezing the country like an anaconda, recovery is not imminent. Regular revenues from oil have depleted Iran’s reserves and undermined the central bank's ability to support the currency. The resulting push by panicked Iranians to buy hard currencies have driven down the value of the rial. As a result, Iran’s official inflation rate sits at 25 percent. That has created a very angry mass of people affected directly by the dilemma and those folks clashed with riot police in the capital, shouting slogans against despotic ruler Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, saying his economic policies had fueled the economic crisis. Nothing inflames the masses like job losses and lowered living standards, but the government insists the problems are not its fault. In fact, Ahmadinejad and his sycophants actually blame speculators for the rial's collapse and ordered its security services to take action against them. Currency dealers versus a corrupt and oppressive government doesn’t seem like a battle with a favorable side, but everyone can get with an entertaining riot, right? Reports from Tehran have concerned citizens taking their life savings to currency dealers to buy more stable U.S. dollars, further weakening the rial. Tehran's main bazaar stands as a stark example of the country’s economic trials, closed on Wednesday because the instability of the rial was preventing merchants from quoting accurate prices……….


- Prepare for lots and lots of drugs of various shapes, sizes, colors and consistencies, world. The reissue of the Beatles’ 1967 film “Magical Mystery Tour,” fueled by hallucinogens and narcotics from beginning to end, is imminent. But before the film re-emerges, previously unseen footage of the band making the film is being shown online. For those under the age of 50 who don’t remember the original film, it was released in the wake of the release of the iconic “Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band” album. The project was the Beatles’ third film and documents a trippy (drug-addled) coach trip to the seaside. Thoroughly surreal and bizarre, the film first aired on Boxing Day in 1967 by the BBC. Most critics hated it and most viewers, by virtue of not being on an acid trip or peaking on LSD when they watched it, didn’t get it. The project hasn’t been broadcast anywhere since 1979. The general reaction after its first showing was a perplexed look and a shake of the head, but maybe BBC2 airing a new documentary on “Magical Mystery Tour” before broadcasting a re-mastered version of the film will put the entire project in a better context. Before the night of musical nostalgia, fans can catch a first glimpse of the previously unseen footage on thespace.org. In the clip, the band is on board their coach, headed for a fish and chip shop as they progress toward Newquay – the final destination of the Magical Mystery Tour. Seeing the Beatles share a simple meal with the other passengers on the coach as the amazed residents of Taunton gather outside is a rather surreal scene, one that stands in stark contrast with the band’s image at the time. The restored version of the full film will be released Oct. 9 with a remixed soundtrack and special features, including other scenes that were cut from the original, as well as interviews with the band and cast………

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