Friday, October 05, 2012

Fugitive Saints return, hating on indoor tanning and a missed chance at Nirvana


- Why can’t the good people of the greater New Haven are just enjoy a simple, f’ing carnival without turning it into a mini-gang war or riot? Carnivals may have a lot of problems, not the least of which is being staffed by unwashed transients who have the stereotype of being creepy, pedophile types for a good reason, but even carneys are not as much of an issue in New Haven as the party-poopers who have forced local law enforcement to shut down a carnival for the second time in six months. The latest incident occurred Saturday around 8 p.m., when police officers responded to a report of a large group of teenagers gathering at the site of the Tufano Amusements Carnival, in Hamden Plaza at 2300 Dixwell Avenue. Yes, that is the name of the street and yes, you can laugh if you must. Officers spotted nearly 200 teenagers gathering near Hamden Mart and in a sign of a true gang battle about to happen in one of the whitest states in America, many of those assembled were on bicycles. These teen truants were blocking traffic, including an elderly woman who did what old people do in stressful, but not life-threateningly dangerous situations: overreact. The woman’s car was surrounded by teens on bikes, leaving her "visibly shaken," police said. By the time the fuzz arrived on the scene, numerous fights had been reported in and around Hamden Plaza and one of the victims was a harmless bystander, a homeless man allegedly attacked by a large group of the assembled teen thugs. Because of the chaos, the carnival closed early, at 9 p.m. All of this came on the heels of a similar incident in the exact same place on April 14, when another Tufano Amusements carnival at the plaza was closed an hour early after the arrests of several teens. The first carnival closing was actually more of a show, as it featured a brass knuckles fight between two teens and an assault outside of a Taco Bell. Unfortunately, they can’t all be great shows…….


- Dinosaur Jr's J Mascis has carved out a nice life for himself. He’s the frontman for an über-successful, long-running indie band that has been a fixture on the music scene for many years. He’s released great solo projects as well, and yet his musical life apparently could have been so much better. If his story is true, Mascis nearly joined one of the biggest bands of the 1990s – twice. The singer and guitarist claims he was asked by Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain to join the iconic grunge band on two separate occasions. "Nirvana was playing Maxwell's and after the show I was talking to Kurt and [Sonic Youth's] Thurston Moore," Mascis said. 
"Kurt said, 'you should join my band.' I think he was sick of the guy Jason [Everman] who was in the band at the time, and thought I should play guitar. I didn't think much about it. Later, there was also talk of playing drums on a single [1990's 'Sliver'] they were doing, but it ended up being [Mudhoney drummer] Dan Peters."
So not only was he nearly Nirvana’s guitarist, but he nearly ripped Dave Grohl’s breakthrough gig from him by hitting the high hats for the band as well. The Everman he alluded to was Jason Everman, who was briefly second guitarist in Nirvana in 1989 and is credited on their legendary album “Bleach.” Instead of joining Nirvana, Mascis kept on trucking with Dinosaur Jr and the group released their tenth studio album “I Bet On The Sky” on September 17. It may not be the life Mascis could have had, but he’s still doing all right for himself……….


- Another reason to hate indoor tanning? Heck yes. Skin cancer in a box is enough reason to become enraged, but now that the practice has been pegged as increasing the likelihood for other skin cancers beyond, you know, the single-deadliest type of skin cancer. In case anyone forgot, cancer boxes/tanning beds are at the root of more than 170,000 cases of basal and squamous cell skin cancer each year in the United States. Now, a study led by Dr. Eleni Linos, an assistant professor of dermatology at the University of California, San Francisco is casting even more aspersions on indoor tanning. "Not only do tanning beds cause melanoma, the most deadly form of skin cancer, but our study shows they also contribute to the most common cancer, basal and squamous cell skin cancer," Linos said. "We could prevent hundreds of thousands of cancers each year by avoiding tanning beds.” Her team analyzed 12 studies that included more than 9,000 cases of non-melanoma skin cancer, such as basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma, and the results were disturbing. Using tanning beds led to a 67 percent increased risk of squamous cell carcinoma and a 29 percent higher risk of basal cell carcinoma, compared with never using a tanning bed, according to the study. On a national level, Linos' group estimated that indoor tanning in the United States accounts for about 3.7 percent of cases of basal cell carcinoma and 8.2 percent of cases of squamous cell carcinoma each year. Combined, that is approximately 170,000 cases a year. Vain individuals who use tanning beds before age 25 appears to significantly increase the risk for basal cell carcinoma, which is a nice added bonus. Even if it is considered non-malignant, basal cell skin cancer can grow into nearby bone or tissue if not treated, so it is still extremely dangerous. Supporters of the study believe it should debunk many popular arguments for cancer box proponents, i.e. people who think it’s cool to look like that orange lady in New Jersey who also dragged her elementary school-age daughter to the tanning bed. The World Health Organization isn’t a fan of the practice and the International Agency for Research on Cancer lists indoor tanning as a Class 1 carcinogen, along with tobacco and asbestos, but superficial people who need that healthy, orange hue still tan. Here’s hoping this study wins a few of these kooks over………


- Rhinos, it’s time to run. Life in India isn't safe for you right now and running is your best option. After seven rhinos were slaughtered in India's Assam state last week, a rhino-panic has set in. An eighth rhino was swept out of a wildlife reserve by floodwaters and managed to avoid the lethal attacks of poachers. Being swept away in floodwaters doesn’t sound glamorous, but the one-horned rhino was saved Tuesday when dozens of elite park rangers surrounded a river area where the beast was hiding. The only remaining question was how to transport the massive animal to a safer area. Having the rhino alive at all came was a massive relief after the rash of killings in the previous week, with several of the animals killed inside Kaziranga National Park, a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Worse still, at least two of the rhinos were alive when their horns were hacked off. Horns can be worth thousands of dollars on the black market and the killings were big news in Assam. The horns have many uses across Asia, where they are commonly carved into bowls or cups as a status of wealth, or ground up as a powder used to treat hangovers or even as a purported cancer cure. Having seven rhinos slaughtered in a single week is a bad omen even though Assam's rhino population has improved in recent years, and the species is no longer listed as endangered in the region. Nearly 2,300 of the beasts live inside the national park, the last stronghold for rhinos in India. However, 11 rhinos have been killed by poachers in the area this year and 28 more have died in recent flooding. Poachers have also suffered some casualties in the fight, with three killed and 14 arrested so far this year, according to the government. To raise awareness of the poaching problems, local conservation groups on Monday staged a protest in Guwahati, a city near the national park, issuing a statement that park officials had not "learned lessons" from several rhino killings in June. This fight appears to be a long way from over……..


- Men who were supposed to be nowhere near the New Orleans Saints this season are suddenly popping up in the stands at their games. Suspended Saints coach Sean Payton is out for the year, year he will be in attendance at the Louisiana Superdome for Sunday night's game against the San Diego Chargers. Last weekend, the league allowed banned defensive coordinator Gregg Williams to see his son coach for the Rams in their game against the Seahawks. Williams' son serves as the Rams' linebackers coach. Both men are suspended for the year for their role in the Saints’ bounty scandal and general manager Mickey Loomis and assistant coach Joe Vitt are both out for parts of the season. However, the league has made an exception to its ruling that none of the suspended individuals are allowed to attend a game in person or have contact with the team so they can be in the house when Saints quarterback Drew Brees makes history against the Chargers. Brees has thrown at least one touchdown in 47 consecutive games and is about to break Johnny Unitas' all-time NFL record. It was Brees who asked the NFL to allow Payton, Loomis and Vitt to attend the game and see the record broken in person. Loomis and Vitt have declined the invitation and will not attend the game, but Payton will be there to represent the trio. His bond with Brees is strong, as Payton and Loomis signed Brees as their quarterback prior to the 2006 season even though he was recovering from a serious injury to his throwing shoulder. Only one other team, the Miami Dolphins, even considered Brees, but the Saints believed in him and he rewarded them with a Super Bowl win in 2009. Now he is poised to make history in a Saints uniform and in a season where the team is 0-4 and has very little hope of making the playoffs, this mark may be one of the high points of the year………

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