Sunday, October 07, 2012

Liam Neeson kicks ass, cokehead stoner alcoholic quarterbacks and maple syrup drama in Canada


- The national nightmare is over, Canada. A sad saga that began last month when the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers reported large quantities of syrup missing last month during a routine inventory has been wrapped up after police executed a search warrant in Kedjwick, New Brunswick – probably. At this point, the entire situation is shrouded in secrecy. What is known at this point is that police have recovered more than 600 barrels of maple syrup as part of an investigation into a multi-million dollar heist. After it was recovered, the seized syrup was transported under police protection from New Brunswick to Quebec, officials said. However, the powers that be refuse to provide more investigation on who stole the syrup, how police learned its whereabouts or where the investigation stands. Kedjwick-based exporter S.K. Export Inc. is at the epicenter of the syrupy emergency and the company confirmed that police visited last week and told company officials that the visit was related to the missing syrup. Owner Etienne St.-Pierre said his usual suppliers, small producers based in Quebec, sold it to him. Because of his company’s ties to whatever the hell is going on, St.-Pierre has been locked out of his own office and the building remains under Royal Canadian Mounted Police watch. "They came in and said, 'We're taking everything.' There wasn't much I could do," St.-Pierre said. Police reviewed all paperwork in the office in an attempt to get to the bottom of the Great Pancake Topper Heist of 2012. Regardless of how it ends, the image of a heavily guarded convoy of 16 trailer-loads of confiscated syrup traveling along the highway to Quebec is a sight that could only happen in Canada. With a value of more than $20 million, the recovered loot should be quite a boost to the world’s maple syrup kingpins………


- Major college football’s longest winning streak came to an emphatic end Saturday. TCU, previously unbeaten and ranked 15th in the country, fell 37-23 to an Iowa State team it probably would have beaten as recently as one week ago. What changed? That would be the indefinite suspension of heavily tattooed starting quarterback Casey Pachall. TCU coach Gary Patterson announced Thursday that Pachall would not be playing for the Horned Frogs any time soon. “Casey Pachall has been suspended indefinitely from competition. My job as a head coach is to win games, educate our kids and help them with their lives,” Patterson said in a statement. Patterson refused to comment further on what earned Pachall his suspension, but local media outlets in Fort Worth reported that Pachall was arrested overnight Wednesday near TCU’s campus on a DWI charge. According to the police report, Pachall was playing bumper cars with a curb and ran a stop sign before being stopped. After he was pulled over, Pachall reportedly registered an impressive blood-alcohol content of .15, nearly twice the legal limit. Neither Patterson nor anyone else associated with TCU should be stunned by the incident, as Pachall has had substance abuse issues before. Two months ago, he admitted that he failed a university-administered drug test because of marijuana use and also that he previously used cocaine. Because those were past incidents, he did not miss any games as a result. He was definitely missed against Iowa State, with his nearly 1,000 yards passing and 10 touchdowns of no benefit as the Cyclones hassled replacement starter Trevone Boykin into three interceptions. Obviously, those are the risks a team takes when it has a booze hound, cokehead stoner of a quarterback leading its team……..


- Now is not the time to panic, world. Sure, there is a growing meningitis outbreak linked to spiral injections for back pain, but there is actually good news to emerge from a time of suffering for many. Everyone not affected by the outbreak can be thankful that the situation has shed light on improper regulation of a certain kind of drug production. The medicine used for the injections was not developed a major drug company, but instead was created by a compounding pharmacy in Framingham, Mass. Such pharmacies do not receive approval from the Food and Drug Administration when creating their drugs, giving them free reign to crank out substandard products. Federal inspectors finally received a chance to examine a sealed vial of the drug at the New England pharmacy after the outbreak started and shockingly, foreign particles could be seen floating in the drug by the naked eye. Even more stunning further analysis revealed that the particles were a fungus. A total of 17,676 vials of this tainted drug have been shipped to 75 clinics in 23 states, so it’s not like this is a big problem or anything. A mere five people have died and a few others have fallen ill, but let’s not panic. We can all have a calm, rational discussion about the moronic practice of clinics using unapproved drugs for something as sensitive as an epidural injection. Some physicians have argued that these pharmacies allow them to acquire specialty drugs that they wouldn’t be able to find otherwise. That isn’t the case with the steroid used for this particular injection, but let’s not lose focus by worrying about the details. Compounding is the practice of tailoring a specific pharmaceutical to fit the unique needs of a single patient instead of a larger group and because it falls between state and federal regulations, no legal status has yet to been assigned to compounded drugs. A similar outbreak in 2002 led to five illnesses and one death and contaminated vials were traced back to a South Carolina compounding pharmacy. The Massachusetts Department of Public Health has received complaints on other compounding medicines, but maybe this will be the case to finally push the issue to the forefront. National health scares tend to have that sort of effect………


- Treasure time is here on the Mississippi River. Declining water levels across the globe have revealed everything from lost World War II bombs to stolen Polish treasure and now, a World War II ship long submerged beneath the waters of the Mississippi near St. Louis. Credit St. Louis resident Norman James with the find on this one as he spotted the USS Inaugural minesweeper, which broke free from its mooring under the St. Louis Arch during the flood of 1993 and crashed into the Poplar Street bridge. The historical ship sank south of the MacArther Bridge, making it one of about 700 ships that have been recorded as shipwrecked on the stretch of the Mississippi River between Cairo and Hannibal.
“Actually I was driving across and I seen this big boat come across. We was trying to hurry up and get across the bridge. It was just like once we came across we saw it on the news that it had crashed and ended up here. This is where it’s been ever since,” James recalled in grammatically stunted fashion. There is a good chance more ships will surface as the water level drops into the winter from this summer’s drought. “Most of what’s going to be coming up is river training structures, bank strengthenings, dikes, things like that.  Which to the uneducated eye will sometimes look like posts of wood standing up out of the water.  But most of the time you’re going to see more of those than you are going to see ships themselves.” said Army Corp of Engineers archeologist Mark Smith. Of course, with this sort of discovery, there is always the chance that kooks will be inspired to venture out onto the dry riverbed in search of treasure. Unfortunately, state law mandates that the ships and their contents belong to the government, so anything discovered on a found ship would have to be taken before anyone realized they were there, er, they belong to the state………


- Never, ever underestimate the draw of Liam Neeson kicking ass on the movie screen. “Taken 2” may have been panned by a large number of critics, but movie goers showed up in big numbers to see the sequel to the film that featured Neeson and his very particular set of skills punching a hell of a lot of people in the throat. “Taken 2” opened with $50 million in domestic earnings to almost double up last weekend’s top film, “Hotel Transylvania,” which ranked second with $26.3 million for a two-week tally of $76 million. “Pitch Perfect,” a.k.a. “Glee” goes to college and adds and über-FAT chick, did extremely well as it expanded into wider release, ranking third and turning in a second-weekend total of $14.7 million. That marks a 185-percent increase from its opening weekend and gives the project $21.6 million in two weeks of work. Sci-fi thriller “Looper” landed in fourth place with $12.2 million and after its first two weeks, has $40.4 million in domestic earnings. Newcomer “Frankenweenie” could not capitalize on the immense promotional hype leading up to its release and was fifth. Its $11.5 million effort was underwhelming, especially given its numerous promotional tie-ins. “End of Watch” locked down sixth place with $4 million and although it is falling fast, the law enforcement drama has brought in $32.8 domestically thus far. Clint Eastwood’s mega-unwatchable “Trouble with the Curve” could manage only $3.9 million in its third weekend and has a mere $29.7 million overall bank roll. “House at the End of The Street” scared its way to $3.7 million, good enough for eighth place, and through three weeks, it has managed a modest $27.5 million. “The Master” chugged along in limited release and with Phillip Seymour Hoffman telling the story of Scientology, the drama earned $1.9 million for a four-week tally of $12.3 million. Disney’s shameless cash grab of re-releasing “Finding Nemo” in 3D rounded out the top 10 with $1.5 million and has made $39 million after one month back in theaters. “Resident Evil: Retribution” (No. 12) and “Won't Back Down” (No. 13) both dropped out from last week’s top 10……….

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