Monday, October 22, 2012

Opposing Scientology, James Blunt cashes out and the Red Sox get their guy


- Being a washed-up, has-been rock star may pay well depending on how much of a commercialized sellout one is willing to become. James Blunt has never really been a true rock star, but he did have one bit hit, “You’re Beautiful,” from his 2005 album “Back to Bedlam” and the song’s success on mainstream, Top 40 stations and networks like VH1 helped him sell 11 million copies of the album. He never reached that level of success again and his most recent album, “Some Kind of Trouble,” dropped in 2010 to little fanfare. Cognizant of the fact that the further he gets from his initial success, the more difficult it will be to gravy train off of it, Blunt has decided to hit the eject button and get out of the music business. Technically, he wants to "take more time for himself,” which is code for, “I’m a one-hit wonder with no hope of regaining my world-famous status, so I’ll quit now and cite a more noble reason rather than say no one cares about me and just fade away after a series of forgettable albums.” As a former member of the Queen’s Royal Guard who saw action in Kosovo, Blunt has a different background than many musicians and maybe it shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s walking away now and insists he has no further plans to write music. “I just want to take some time out for myself. I haven’t got any plans to do more songwriting. I have been chilling out since I finished my world tour and I’ve spent a lot of time in Ibiza, where I have a villa," he explained. Yes, a villa in the south of Spain where you can chill and live the lazy life on whatever fortune you have amassed with your albums and just-completed world tour sounds ideal. Now that he’s out of music, his mother doesn’t have to worry about cracking back on critics who often rip him for being posh and snooty. Back in January, Blunt’s mother decried the music industry as "snobbish.” From here on out, Blunt can simply tune those snobs out and rest in near-tropical warmth and comfort………


- It took a year longer than the Boston Red Sox wanted and forced them to suffer through one of the most miserable seasons in franchise history, but the team has finally hired the manager it wanted all along after firing Terry Francona following the 2011 season and intentionally running a despicable smear campaign against him using members of the local media. After firing Francona and dragging his name through the mud by planting bogus allegations of marital troubles and painkiller addiction rumors with friendly members of the Boston media, the team hired Bobby Valentine in an attempt to bring more focus and discipline to the clubhouse. Instead, the outspoken Valentine clashed with his players almost immediately, threw veteran leader Kevin Youkilis under the bus for not caring enough and irked his roster so much than players ended up having closed-door meetings with the front office to voice their displeasure. Had the Red Sox been able to pull their former pitching coach and then-Toronto Blue Jays manager John Farrell away from Major League Baseball’s only Canadian team prior to this past season, the failed Valentine experiment never would have happened. Under Bobby V, them limped to their worst season (69-93) in more than four decades. He was fired immediately after the season ended and now, the Red Sox have found a way to pry Farrell out of Toronto. To make the deal happen and get Farrell out of the one year remaining on his contract, Boston will send veteran infielder Mike Aviles to Toronto and the Blue Jays will send a player to the Red Sox along with Farrell. Before settling on Farrell, with whom they have already agreed to a multiyear deal, the Red Sox formally interviewed four candidates -- Los Angeles Dodgers third-base coach Tim Wallach, New York Yankees bench coach Tony Pena, San Diego Padres special assistant Brad Ausmus and Baltimore Orioles third-base coach DeMarlo Hale. They ultimately landed the man they wanted and after last season, odds are their road can only lead uphill from here………


- Holland is not merely a magical place with an amazing capital city where smoking copious amounts of the hippie lettuce is legal (although it is all of those things). It is also a place where sophisticated, high-end art thefts take places and if you doubt that fact, ask curators at the Kunsthal museum in the northern city of Rotterdam if it is true. Those sad curators are trying to piece together the details of how thieves stole seven paintings from their museum, a collection of works by Picasso, Matisse and Monet and others, worth millions of dollars. After reviewing security tapes and examining the physical evidence, police and museum officials concluded that the thieves took advantage of an automatic door-unlocking system. In an official statement, the museum admitted that it uses an electronic locking system that is activated after an alarm is triggered, but deactivates again shortly afterward for safety reasons. Armed with detailed knowledge of how the system works, the thieves apparently waited until the electronic system deactivated, broke a physical lock on an emergency door, and were in and out in less than two minutes. They clearly had a precise, detailed plan for the theft and ran their playbook to perfection. By the time police arrived at the museum, five minutes after the alarm first sounded, the thieves were long gone and left no direct evidence to their identity. Detectives are still analyzing tips and clues in the Oct. 16 heist and have no suspects, at least none that they have identified publicly. That means the thieves either made a clean getaway or police are still playing it very close to the vest………..


- One Clearwater, Fla. business owner may want to keep a wary eye on the horizon for a diminutive, über-rich ball of religious fury sure to be headed his way soon. Travis Wilkinson owns Berry Beautiful Salon and Spa and he clearly should anticipate a visit from the mentally unstable ball of insanity that is Tom Cruise after posting a new sign outside his business attacking Cruise’s beloved religion of Scientology. Alongside signs promoting special offers at his spa, Wilkinson has a new display declaring his business to be one of the few spas in the area "not owned by a Scientologist." However, he wants everyone to know that he isn’t discriminating against anyone, but merely stating the truth. "It's important for people to understand it's not discrimination; it's a statement of fact," Wilkinson said. "People may not consider this politically correct, but there's nothing illegal about it.” He’s right and also a clever guy who understands that what he’s doing will create controversy and that in turn will increase his exposure and hopefully, his profits. Wilkinson moved his spa to downtown Clearwater from Largo less than a year ago and has struggled to generate new business. Controversy sells and coupled with his belief that the Church of Scientology may be linked to his troubles, the idea for the sign was born. "My uncle wrote a handbook that says 'Diabetes Handbook', and it looks very similar to Dianetics Handbook,” he explained of a book key to the Scientologist cause. “People would just assume that we were Scientologists and turn around and start to leave.” Like it or not, the sign seems to have worked. Wilkinson claims that his business has doubled since posting the sign last month and he has taken to encouraging other businesses to do the same, which seems odd unless they too are selling a diabetes handbook and have been mistaken for a Scientology-based enterprise. To further his cause, Wilkinson created the Clearwater Small Business Coalition and is offering the first 30 businesses who post the sign free membership. So far, there haven’t been any takers……..


- Theoretically, sunscreen is supposed to prevent burns for people who will be spending extended periods of time in the sun. Typically, its side effect do not include causing actual burns via a user’s skin going up in flames. Not every sunscreen manufacturer offers this unique benefit, but Banana Boat does courtesy of one of its spray-on product. Manufacturer Energizer Holdings is pulling nearly two dozen formulations of UltraMist off store shelves after a small number of claims of people catching fire after applying the product to their skin. So far, the company claims it has received five reports of people suddenly bursting into flames after applying the sunscreen in the last year. Four of the cases occurred in the United States and one inexplicably occurred in Canada, where winter lasts year-round and the sun isn't known to shine for more than five seconds at a time – just kidding, Canada. The recall will be difficult because more than 20 million units of UltraMist have been sold since 2010 and people tend to stick bottles of the product in places they don’t access often because the only need sunscreen at sporadic intervals during the summer months. Why is sunscreen causing people’s skin to go up in flames instead of protecting it from sunburns? According to Energizer Holdings, the spray valve is to blame as it is over-applying the product. Too much product means the sunscreen does not dry properly and when that happens, it can catch fire………

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