Sunday, October 28, 2012

Music videos for Wisconsin, movie news and what to do when you stage a coup


- The No. 1 rule of leading is a coup to topple your government is to succeed at all costs. Those who lead coups and fail are either killed in the attempt or arrested, imprisoned and eventually killed by those they attempted to overthrow. No coup leader ever swings and missed on their power grab and calmly returns to the normal life they led prior to their ill-fated endeavor. Just watch the fate of the soldier who led a failed coup attempt last week in Guinea-Bissau and these harsh lessons will become clear. Pansau Ntchama was arrested Saturday outside the capital, Bissau, and the government confirmed that he worked with the country's ex-army chief of staff, Lt. Gen. Zamora Induta. Together, the two men led the Oct. 21 coup attempt. For Ntchama, who was a commando and Induta's bodyguard before the ex-army chief fled Guinea-Bissau in the wake of the last coup in April, blame over the coup won't be shared with his co-conspirator because the government believes Induta is now in Portugal. Government spokesman Dahaba Na Walna added that Ntchama had sought exile in Portugal after allegedly carrying out the 2009 assassination of Guinea-Bissau's former president, but was unsuccessful. Instead, he tried a proxy coup on behalf of his former boss and failed miserably. "It was an attempt from the outside," Walna said. According to the government, Ntchama traveled a meandering route last week from Portual to Gambia to Angola, where he picked up weapons and crossed over into Guinea-Bissau to carry out the attack. He and his supporters attacked a military base near the airport in Bissau on Oct. 21, and six soldiers were killed in the clash. At least four of them were assailants from the Djola ethnic group who working with Ntchama. The target of the coup was the military junta that itself seized power in April, so clearly those leading the nation now know what it takes to stage or fend off a hostile takeover. As always, coup successfully or don’t coup at all………


- Amazingly enough, Microsoft’s supposed savior of an operating system has landed with a dull thud among consumers. The reigning maker of the world’s worst computer operating system since……well, however long it has been churning out the giant pile of monkey turds it calls Windows, is clearly counting on the visually reworked Windows 8 to help it regain the market share that is rapidly slipping through its fingers. The results of a nationwide survey in the United States suggest that isn't going to happen. A phone poll of nearly 1,200 adults in the U.S. found 52 percent hadn't even heard of Windows 8 leading up to Friday's release of the redesigned OS. Somehow, billing Windows 8 as a "re-imagining" of the company’s operating system hasn’t caused everyone to forget what a ridiculous joke Windows is, was and always will be. Of the 48 percent of respondents who had actually heard of Windows 8, 61 percent had little or no interest in buying a new laptop or desktop computer running the system. Worse still, just one-third of those same respondents believed the new system will be an improvement over previous versions. That is akin to saying that a new Pauly Shore movie is going to be worse than “Bio-Dome,” and that might be too kind of a comparison. Microsoft typically releases a new version of Windows every two or three years and the new version inevitably has some of the terrible qualities of the previous one while finding new ways to suck as well. This time is different because Windows 8 is radically different than its predecessors while sucking just as much as they do. Just because Bill Gates’ brainchild is aimed at the growing number of people embracing the convenience of smartphones and tablets doesn’t mean it will succeed. In the same poll, 70 percent of those surveyed had no interest in buying Microsoft’s new surface tablet, which runs Windows 8. Even with a looming $1 billion marketing campaign that will include an onslaught of television commercials to promote Windows 8 to a wider audience, hope is not exactly abundant for the project’s success. Yes, the system can be controlled by touching a device's display screen and presents users with an array of dynamic applications instead of the old start menu and desktop tiles, but in the end…..IT’S STILL WINDOWS AND IT’S STILL MADE BY MICROSOFT. Case closed………


- Attention, aspiring music stars and music video directors of Wisconsin: Your ship has finally come in. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Madison Mayor Paul Soglin believes making a music video to promote a city is a good idea. Either he hasn’t seen the train wreck of a music video Cleveland put together when a bunch of local weathermen, radio DJs, politicians and former Real World-ers tried to sing “Please Stay LeBron” to the tune of “We Are the World” and keep LeBron James from bolting to Miami or Soglin posses an irrational confidence in the fried cheese curd-eating people of his city. In brutal economic times, the mayor wants to spend $50,000 to produce a music video promoting arts and culture in Madison. For some reason, he believes the video could go viral and generate big business for the city. His inspiration came from a YouTube video that went viral in Grand Rapids, Mich., when city leaders and residents lip-dubbed a 9-minute video singing "American Pie." No one wants to go to Grand Rapids even after watching the video, but it did receive some minor attention. "I took a look at (the video) and said, 'There's a couple things wrong with it, and we could do better,'" Soglin said. Maybe the next Romain Gavras really is waiting to churn out an epic five-minute video about a city best known for pounding brats and beer, but someone needs to check the mayor because his expectations are already out of control. "When there's a potential for getting 5 million hits on YouTube, what it says about our city when it comes to marketing, I can't think of a better way of spending our money," Soglin said. He will have to convince city and civic leaders about his vision because some of them have sounded concerns that the video would take money away from projects with more tangible and immediate rewards. "It's priorities. It's what comes first, and for us, the funding for the Overture Center comes first," said Susan Schmitz, of Downtown Madison Inc. Maybe Soglin’s ulterior motive for the video is to one-up former Mayor Dave Cieslewicz's cameo in the Madison-based Web series "Chad Vader" a few years back. To attain his impossible (and moronic) dream, Soglin must win over a few more members of the Madison Common Council because right now, there aren't enough who support the mayor's proposal to make the video happen. Looks like it’s time to find the nearest community college student with a video camera and access to Final Cut Express……….


- Maybe the looming threat of a hurricane along the East Coast is enough to scare off would-be moviegoers, or maybe an uninspiring slate of new films and a stale group of returnees is what kept people from the local multiplex this time around. Either way, the earnings totals were unimpressive and the most-hyped film of the weekend could manage only a third-place finish. “Argo” jumped up to the top spot in its third weekend, making a so-so $12.4 million for a cumulative domestic total of $60.8 million. Another resurgent film was second as “Hotel Transylvania” rose two spots in its fifth weekend, bringing in $9.5 million to up its overall tally to $130.4 million and counting. Tom Hanks’ heavily publicized new project “Cloud Atlas” was either too convoluted or lacked enough sex and explosions to draw in big crowds because it limped to third place with $9.4 million in its debut. “Paranormal Activity” was solid in its second weekend, undoubtedly boosted by Halloween, and added $8.7 million in the frame for a two-week total of $42.7 million. Newcomer “Silent Hill: Revelation (3D)” nudged its way into fifth with $8.1 million, elbowing past “Taken 2.” Liam Neeson’s ass-kicking “Taken” sequel made $8 million and has banked $117.4 million in one month of work. “Here Comes the Boom” secured seventh place with $5.5 for a three-week bank roll of $30.6 million, followed by “Sinister” in the eighth spot on the strength of its $5.1 million take. With $39.5 million in three weeks, the project is at least meeting expectations. “Alex Cross” is not and finishing ninth with $5 million and having made a meager $19.4 million in two weeks is not what Summit Entertainment had in mind. “Fun Size” claimed the tenth spot in its first weekend by earning $4 million, while “Pitch Perfect” (No. 11),  “Frankenweenie” (No. 12) and “Looper” (No. 14) slid out from last weekend’s top 10 and newcomer “Chasing Mavericks” fell three spots short of this week’s list……..


- The clock is ticking, their sport is nowhere to be found either on the ice or in the headlines of sports media outlets and so the NHL and NHL Players’ Association have to be feverishly working toward a new collective bargaining agreement to salvage what remains of their 2012-13 season, right? Umm…no. After the NHL's self-imposed Thursday deadline for its latest offer to the players to be accepted came and went, any remaining hope for a full 82-game season died. All games through the end of November were canceled and the cancellations were accompanied by news that negotiations have stalled and no new talks are planned at present. Don Fehr, NHLPA executive director, said in a statement Friday that the news of the cancellations "comes as no surprise." Not only has the first month of the season been axed, but the league may soon cancel its marquee regular-season even, the Winter Classic. The annual outdoor game may be canceled as early as next week, according to sources. Players are either competing abroad or taking part in charity games and neither Fehr nor commissioner Gary Bettman are displaying any sense of urgency to restart negotiations. The league weakly offered a written statement Friday saying that the league accepts "that there is joint responsibility in collective bargaining" and "deeply regrets having to take this action." Its estimate for the total loss in hockey-related revenue for the season through Nov. 30 would be $720 million, NHL deputy commissioner Bill Daly said. Fehr blasted the league Friday night and didn’t sound like a man willing to make concessions to reach an accord. “Somebody has to be willing to talk about things seriously," Fehr said. 'We've got billions of dollars from the players last time, we've had nothing but record revenues ever since, let's try and get another billion or two.' That's hard. That's really hard to do." Yes, but it isn't nearly as difficult as it will be for the league to win fans back in late 2013 (if and) when it returns from missing an entire season………

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