Monday, October 01, 2012

Carmageddon II, pyromania in Bangladesh and a crappy new Microsoft idea

- "Carmageddon II" wasn’t overhyped as much as the first incarnation of the supposed highway apocalypse in Southern California, but the second installment produced more excitement and more memorable sights. After last year's closure of a section of Interstate 405, one of the nation's busiest freeways, failed to produce the sort of commuter chaos many expected, Carmageddon II wasn’t nearly as publicized, yet there it was delivering the goods with the unexpected collapse of a section of the famed 50-year-old Mulholland Drive Bridge. The bridge, a fixture on the chaotic L.A. freeway scene, wasn’t supposed to fall apart as extensively as it did as workers were demolishing another section of the span. Either someone on the crew f*cked up during the demolition process or the survey crews missed badly when doing their prep work for the project, but having a ginormous chunk of a bridge fall more than 100 feet and nearly crush construction workers below is a bit of a problem. The falling bridge barely missed unsuspecting workers on Saturday and those involved in the process aren't even attempting to pretend it was all part of the plan. “On an operation of this size, of this magnitude, pieces come down of all different sizes and shapes," said Dan Kulka of Kiewit Construction. "We did not anticipate this, although it's not unusual for a big piece to come down like that.” The good news for SoCal residents is that the bridge collapse did not affect the scheduled reopening of the 10-mile section of the interstate, which is the same stretch that was shut down last year. It is a vital portion of highway because w the closed portion of the 405 overlaps the Sepulveda Pass of the Santa Monica Mountains – one of only two major highways over the range. There were no major traffic jams over the weekend due to the closure, something officials were concerned about because Carmageddon I was drastically overblown and the theory was that motorists might assume any warnings about this year’s installment were more of the same. Aside from the great visuals of an accidentally collapsed bridge, Carmageddon II didn’t have much to offer either………


- Fighting through adversity has been a theme for the Baltimore Orioles this year. A team that no one expected to contend for anything, let alone a division title, staved off what appeared to be the early stages of a mid-season collapse, rallied and are tied for the American League East lead with three games left in the season. If they finish strong, they can rip the AL East crown and force the big, bad New York Yankees into a wild-card spot and a one-game playoff with the AL’s other wild card entrant. Of course, doing all of that requires the Orioles to stay alive and healthy, something that was temporarily in doubt Sunday night as they headed south to Tampa for a big three-game series following a 6-3 win over Boston earlier in the day. After downing the Red Sox to remain tied with the Yankees at 92-67, the team boarded its charter flight south. As they entered the air space in northern Florida, a small fire broke out on the plane and forced the pilots to make an emergency landing in Jacksonville. The plane was inspected, the trip continued and the Orioles reached Tampa, but the cause of the fire was not immediately released. What makes the fire ironic is that after the big victory, the team’s official Twitter feed got loose with what its author clearly felt was an über-clever tweet alluding to another big game from first baseman Chris Davis: “It's official, @ChrisDavis19 is on fire. Watch him smoke his fifth homer in four games: atmlb.com/QfDzRW #BUCKleUp.” A fire reference AND a smoke reference on the same day the team plane went up in smoke? Hmm, sounds suspicious. Reliever Kevin Gregg, released by the team over the weekend, could be a prime suspect………..


- The more acting gigs Miley Cyrus gets, the less of an opportunity she has to unleash to talent-deficient crap she calls her music. That’s the approach the world should take when evaluating the career of the daughter of the greatest mullet-wearer of all-time. Miley Cyrus, like her father Billy Ray, may have little to no acting talent, but her bad acting in lifetime miniseries is much easier to avoid than a ubiquitous, terrible mainstream garbage pop song. Plus, she is hot and no matter how bad her music is, when she’s on screen there is at least a visual distraction involved. The next “big” acting break for Cyrus has arrived as she has been tabbed for a leading role in the Lifetime and History Channel miniseries “Bonnie & Clyde.” The project, which is being produced by executive producers Neil Meron and Craig Zadan, the creative minds behind NBC’s song-and-dance drama “Smash,” was reportedly to be headlined by Hilary Duff as recently as last year. News about the effort dried up at the beginning of 2012, but maybe Cyrus will receive a more favorable response than Duff did when news of her alleged casting reached Faye Dunaway, the actress who played Bonnie in the original 1967 project. When asked about Duff assuming the role, Dunaway derisively asked, “Why couldn’t they cast a real actress?” Duff was allegedly paid to walk away from the project when she became pregnant, something that isn't so far-fetched with Cyrus. Couple this attention with the ridiculous amount of time spent discussing her recent hairstyle change and it’s safe to safe that the former Hannah Montana is still receiving much more publicity than her extremely modest talents command. There is no word on when the miniseries will begin filming or a projected date for its television debut, but hopefully production is a long, arduous process that keeps Cyrus tied up and unable to record any new music for many, many months………


- Can’t you feel the anticipation building? The roars of the masses, the murmuring of the desperate and the expectations of the faithful as they look forward to the latest update for the world’s world computer operating system…..they are growing louder by the minute. Microsoft knows this and to amp up the world for the much-unanticipated release of Windows 8 on Oct. 26, the company plans to make a touch-optimized version of its MSN portal available to users running Windows 8/Windows RT and Internet Explorer 10 on that same date. A preview of the portal is being shown at Advertising Week, which kicks off Monday in New York. Thankfully, not everyone is in danger of being infected by this latest crappy Microsoft software and its threat is limited to Windows 8/Windows RT and IE 10 users. Because a rapidly decreasing number of people (and approximately 25 with an IQ above 50) still use Internet Explorer as their browser, the danger isn't as immense as it could be. The availability for the new portal will initially be limited to Microsoft's 11 biggest markets worldwide, according to Bob Visse, general manager of MSN.com. Consumers who are stuck using older versions of Windows and Internet Explorer, or those smart enough to use other third-party browsers, won't be able to see or use the new portal any time soon. Its design is more modern and it is optimized to be navigable via touch gestures, although it will function with keyboards and mice. The updated sit will also sport a new-look MSN News, featuring AP and Reuters stories, along with content from Microsoft's own writers. Users will be able to watch tutorials to learn how to navigate the new site and take advantage of Windows 8/Windows RT features like "snapping" applications to the side of the screen. "Eventually, we also will offer a MSN Windows 8 app and Windows Phone 8 app, too," Visse threatened. The new portal is also an underhanded way for MSN to pimp its other Microsoft technologies, like Bing search, Skype and Outlook.com………..


- Anger and pyromania are frequent compatriots, especially in Bangladesh, where raging Muslims and belligerent Buddhists have been squaring off for months and lighting various items and properties on fire. The back-and-forth feistiness continued on Sunday as hundreds of Muslims burned at least four Buddhist temples and 15 homes of Buddhists after complaining that a Buddhist man had insulted Islam. Police and residents confirmed the arsons in the Cox's Bazar area in the southeast of the country, but members of the Buddhist minority did not identify the people they believe to be bent on upsetting peaceful relations between the two groups. This particular outburst of violence is funny in a sense because it appears to have started over a photograph posted on Facebook. The image allegedly insulted Islam and those doing the burning said the picture had been posted by a Buddhist, who was escorted to safety along with his mother as the sh*t hit the fan around them. The angry Muslims elected to march to Buddhist villages and set fire to temples and houses. In response, police deployed extra security forces and banned gatherings in Buddhist-dominated areas. "We brought the situation under control before dawn and imposed restrictions on public gatherings," said Salim Mohammad Jahangir, district police superintendent for Cox's Bazar. Some of the Muslim outrage remains after the idiotic film made by a kook in California mocked Islam, but these incidents of arson seem to be something else entirely. Home Minister Mohiuddin Khan Alamgir decried the attacks on temples as a "premeditated and deliberate attempt" to disrupt harmony. He vowed to rebuild the Buddhist monasteries and temples and compensate those whose houses were torched, but those are small measures in light of everything else that has occurred. Sohel Sarwar Kajal, the Muslim head of the council in the area where the arson took place, insisted his organization was working to restore peace in the area "We are doing everything possible to quell tension and restore peace between the communities," he said. Buddhists retaliated for the attacks on their temples in more dignified fashion, staging a silent protest in the capital city of Dhaka on Sunday afternoon………

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