Thursday, August 16, 2012

Riot Watch! South Africa, being Johnny Depp and kilts for mechanics

- There continues to be nothing cooler than being Johnny Depp. Aside from the obvious, being a famous movie star who hangs out with other movie stars and gets paid millions of dollars for a few weeks of filming, Depp seems to have become something of a status symbol for rock bands of all ages and styles. First, he jammed with the Black Keys at the MTV Video Music Awards, joining Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney on guitar for a rendition of their hit song “Gold on the Ceiling.” Then, the Rolling Stones had a show in Hollywood and Depp joined them on stage as well and shredded on guitar while proving that if you’re famous, you can do just about any insanely cool thing you could dream of doing. On the heels of his two successful stints on stage with big-name bands, iconic rocker Alice Cooper had proclaimed an open offer for Depp to join his band on the road. Depp previously joined Cooper onstage at London's 100 Club last year and seems to have made an impression. "Johnny came to Hollywood to play guitar. He didn't come as an actor at all... I always say to him, 'If you really want to go out on tour, let me know and you can come with us.' I wouldn't be surprised if he did,” Cooper said. He then offered some of his sage musical wisdom to not only Depp, but all up-and-coming bands who want to hang around long enough to become over-the-hill, past-their-prime caricatures of themselves. "Don't get into wimp rock. Be a rock star. Listen to Iggy And The Stooges, early Who, early Rolling Stones," he said. "Bands are so timid. Every time I see a new band I go, 'Why are you so afraid to be a rock star? Be an obnoxious rock ‘n roller. Get rid of your corduroys." Or, just be a mega-famous, internationally known movie star who also knows how to strum a few chords……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The sh*t is hitting the fan and being flung all over the room in South Africa, where nine people, including two policemen, have been killed in clashes between labor unions at a South African mine operated by the world's third biggest platinum producer Lonmin. The clash was the deadliest in a turf war rocking the sector and Lonmin deemed the situation at its Western Platinum mine as “volatile.” The plant, 60 miles northwest of Johannesburg, was operating at reduced capacity and was under heavy police guard. According to police, a machete-wielding mob attacked the mine and killed two officers, while a third officer was badly injured and police in turn shot dead three protestors. "We came under attack. The suspects took our weapons. A shootout ensued and during that incident three suspects were fatally injured," spokesman Lindela Mashigo said. Police spokesman Brigadier Thulani Ngubane said rioters were deploying "guerrilla tactics," showing a certain amount of sophistication by rapidly forming 5,000-strong groups of attackers before dispersing. Both sides showed a high level of aggression, which is logical given that Lonmin's Marikana operations produced 1.3 million ounces of platinum group metals in 2011, making it a very profitble enterprise. Thursday’s clashes center on a struggle for membership between the dominant National Union of Mineworkers (NUM) and the upstart Association of Mineworkers and Construction Union (AMCU). That’s right, union strife. World prices for platinum are on the decline, so controlling the market is increasingly important. Violence has escalated this week and two security guards were hacked to death on Sunday, while the NUM said one of its members was killed while trying to report for duty. Last Friday, an illegal strike by 3,000 rock drill operators at Western Platinum mine kicked off a new round of violence and workers who wanted to report for duty were reportedly being intimidated. Unions said if Lonmin could not guarantee the safety of members, those members would be instructed not to go to work, a situation which would cripple the Western Platinum operations. AMCU General Secretary Jeff Mphahlehle plans to have an emergency meeting with Lonmin management on Monday to address the issue. Just as long as the riots continue………..


- Verizon Wireless extended its reach Thursday by bringing its 4G LTE to 34 new markets. The network will now cover 235 million Americans, or 75 percent of the U.S. population. Even before Thursday’s network extensions, Verizon already had the most true-4G coverage in the United States. It now has 371 cities now marked on the map and the 4G sales pitch has been a primary focus of Verizon’s marketing of late. Hammering home the point that it dwarfs its competitors in term of 4G coverage has been a consistent message for the company, as it has sought to contrast its hundreds of markets with AT&T’s limited 51-market LTE network. Sprint is even further behind with its 4G offerings and T-Mobile doesn’t have an active LTE network yet. In addition to adding new markets to its 4G map, Verizon is also expanding coverage in 38 existing markets, such as New York, Los Angeles and Las Vegas. The importance of LTE is magnified with the next version of the iPhone, expected to be the iPhone 5, later this year. Nearly everyone in the tech world expects the new model to include 4G LTE wireless capabilities and top-notch Android phones have been offering 4G data connections since before the iPhone 4S launched. If the new iPhone is available on AT&T, Verizon, and Sprint’s LTE networks, the battle for customers will be fierce. Having 4G LTE service in places like Hot Springs, Ark., Waycross, Ga., Danville, Ill., Manitowoc, Wis. and White River Junction, Vt. will give Verizon a definite leg up on the competition………


- Despite another Olympic gold medal for the U.S. women’s team in London, women’s soccer and soccer in general still don’t matter to the vast majority of American sports fans. The average fan would still rather watch a meaningless NFL preseason game to scout for their fantasy league draft than sit down for a women’s soccer match, but that doesn’t mean human promotional tour and newly minted Olympic gold medalist Hope Solo can't try to cash in on her limited, fleeting fame. Solo made plenty of saves in the Olympic gold medal match, a 2-1 win over Japan at Wembley Stadium. However, she’s making more waves for some of the excerpts from her new book than she is for anything she did on the field at the Games. Why an athlete who is a bit player on the bigger sports scene and will fade from the world’s collective consciousness in a matter of weeks is writing an autobiography of sorts remains unclear (other than as a blatant cash grab), but that is an entirely different issue. Among the claims she makes in the book is that former U.S. women’s team coach Greg Ryan shoved her during an altercation during the 2007 Women’s World Cup. Solo famously blasted Ryan’s choice of Briana Scurry in goal for an important match and suggested her team would not have lost if she had been in goal. According to an excerpt from her new book, “Solo: A Memoir of Hope,” the former “Dancing With the (D-List) Stars” contestant exchanged words with Ryan and at one point, he shoved her in a meeting at the team’s hotel in China. Ryan, now the women’s coach at Michigan, quickly denied the allegation in a written statement that read: “This allegation is completely false. I did not shove or push Hope as I’ve been accused in her book. I would have been terminated immediately by USA Soccer had this allegation been true. I have openly discussed the contents of the meeting and this is the first time that this accusation has been brought to light.  “Hope was disappointed that I benched her for the semifinals, but it was the right move for the team. It was discussed with team leaders, and they stood by my decision.” Fair enough, because no one cares about women’s soccer and it could not matter less whether Solo’s claim is true or not………..


- For some, the hot, dry summer in much of the United States has been a nightmare. Farmers whose crops have not received enough rain are facing huge losses, food prices are about to skyrocket and the heat wave has led to dozens of deaths as individuals with no means of keeping cool have succumbed to the sky-high temperatures. But others see that weather lemon and they are busting out their juicer and a packet of Splenda and making some damn lemonade out of it. That description fits the men of O'Brien Auto Performance in Tulsa, Okla., who have adapted to the heat and found a way to pay tribute to (some of) their Irish heritage in the process. Customers have been greeted with Irish jig music playing in the shop to compliment the shamrock that has long been in the company’s logo, but they have also been treated to a rare sight, at least on this side of the Atlantic Ocean: men in kilts. Owner David O'Brien had faced one too many hot, arid Oklahoma summers and decided he had worked his last day in the summer heat in long pants. Putting two and two together, he decided to tip his cap to his ancestors and stay cool at the same time while not being so informal as to wear shorts to work. "This is physically cooler than shorts," O'Brien said of his unusual lower-body attire. He admitted that d wearing a kilt working on and under cars requires a certain etiquette, but it’s a balance he’s been able to strike. "Keep your knees down and your feet crossed, then everybody's happy and safe," O'Brien said. Employee David Denney has also joined in on the kilt fun, but his fellow worker Ryan Henry has held out on the kilt fun so far. O’Brien and Denny wear kilts every day from May to October and even patronize a business in their own state by buying their man skirts from an Oklahoma City company called Kommando Kilts………..

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