Friday, August 10, 2012

Pancake weddings, cracking The Throne and badass Olympic efforts

- NASA doesn’t shoot humans into space any longer, but that doesn’t mean the nerds in cramped control rooms with stadium seating have nothing to do. They are still busy spending billions of dollars landing a robotic rover on Mars about 150 million miles away and celebrating with some of the most dork-tastic high-fives and fist bump attempts ever seen and oh yeah, blowing expensive sh*t up as the world looks on. The latter came Thursday as a test model planetary lander crashed and burned at Kennedy Space Center in Florida just seconds after liftoff. The craft, called Morpheus, was on a test flight at Cape Canaveral when it tilted, crashed to the ground and burst into a giant ball of flames. The spider-like spacecraft lifted only a few feet off the ground before crashing and burning, but NASA spokeswoman Lisa Malone said that despite its short fall, the methane-and-liquid oxygen powered lander is a total loss. The good news is that Morpheus was an unmanned experimental craft, so no one was injured in the crash (other than NASA’s pride and shrinking budget) and the flames were put out. No official cause was immediately given, but NASA officials said they suspect a mechanical device that is part of the craft’s GPS navigation system was to blame. By comparison to most of NASA’s other projects, the Morpheus program is relatively cheap at $7 million and counting and that figure also includes parts for a still-to-be-built second lander. If its prototypes ever stop crashing, Morpheus is expected to be the forerunner for a cheap, environmentally friendly planetary lander. Thursday was its first untethered free flight, although it had performed 19 flights at Johnson Space Center in Houston, where it was designed and made, and one more in Florida. During those flights, it was always tethered to a crane, officials explained. The lander was constructed of low-cost, off-the-shelf materials and was viewed as something of a DIY effort to build a craft that used cheaper, more readily available and environmentally friendly rocket fuel. It was supposed to undergo three months of test flights over a specially created field designed to mimic the surface of the moon, with boulders, rocks, slopes and craters. NASA promoted Morpheus as a "green" project because methane is more environmentally friendly than the toxic rocket fuels it commonly uses, but orange and yellow flames were the primary color on display Thursday. Still, the agency plans more test flights just as soon as a new lander can be built……..


- Social issue fights involving food products are not an exclusively American phenomenon. While fighting over chicken sandwiches and their greater social significance or what percentage of them is comprised of pure, unadulterated hate and evil is consuming many Americans, disability groups in France fighting a battle of their own with cheese maker Babybel. They are angry with Babybel because of accusations that a promotional summer toy insults the mentally ill. In July, the company included toy inkpads featuring the term "mentally ill holidays" in bags of Mini Babybel, the round cheese with the unique red wax coating. Babybel said the expression, "des vacances de malade mental" was merely a fun word play on a French expression meaning extraordinary. Terms and phrases can often become twisted in translation, so it might be wise to give Babybel the benefit of the doubt…..unless one is a member of a French disability group. In that case, it’s freaking on. Those groups called for a boycott on the offending packs on Monday, accusing them of promoting "discriminatory values." Much like un-cool, older people who try to use terms they hear teenagers and those who aren’t old and out of touch say in their everyday life, Babybel defended the slogan by insisting it merely used an everyday term among young people, and that no offense was intended. Then, like any company or public figure or entity that has done nothing wrong and has nothing to apologize for, it ceased production of the controversial stamp and apologized publicly. Who could have ever imagined food would become such a bitter battleground for important societal issues like gay marriage and rights for the disabled………….


- There are courageous Olympic efforts, there are heroic Olympic efforts and there are just plain badass Olympic efforts. United States 4x400-meter relay team member Manteo Mitchell falls into at least the last of those three categories after he helped his team to finish in 2:58.87 to qualify for Friday's final of their event. The team headed into that race knowing Mitchell would not be running after he literally broke his left leg running the leadoff leg of the relay during Thursday’s qualifying heat. Mitchell broke a bone in his left leg, USA Track and Field confirmed, but initially thought it might be something relatively minor. "It might be a simple cramp," he said. "I wanted to just lie down. It felt like somebody literally just snapped my leg in half." Making his feat of keeping his team in the race and allowing the final three runners to inch back into second place, Mitchell actually snapped his fibula with 200 meters to go. He knew he needed to finish his leg or his team would be eliminated and not earn a spot in the finals. If he continued to run but ran too slowly, they probably would not qualify. So Mitchell nutted up, battled through the second half of his leg and ran in excruciating pain until he handed off to Josh Mance. Mitchell’s time of 46.1 seconds wasn’t great, but it was solid and as he limped off the track afterward, it was impressive considering his level of pain. He attributed the break to a poor landing on Monday as he was was going up a set of stairs, missed one came down awkwardly. Maybe that was the root cause of the fibula snapping like a twig and maybe it wasn’t, but either way he has earned a special spot on the long list of Olympians who overcame adversity not just to qualify for the Games, but fought past even bigger hurdles once they arrived……….


- Watch The Throne has received plenty of love. Fans, peers, celebrities and media have fawned over the combination of a hip-hop legend like Jay-Z and the bloated, overrated egomaniac that is Kanye West. Their self-titled album has spawned hits and catch phrases, but one icon of their genre still isn't impressed. Public Enemy's Chuck D real name Carlton Ridenhour, "doesn't get" Watch the Throne or the excitement over them. As Public Enemy, rap pioneers and icons in their own right, prepare to release a new album with a track titled “Catch the Throne,” Chuck D sounded off on Jay-Z and West’s partnership and suggested the pair are missing the point because they are too focused on materialism. 

"Hip-hop celebrates those who wanna make a killing instead of a living. I like those guys, but they make me laugh sometimes because I don't get who they're here for, other than themselves,” Ridenhour fumed. He went on to explain that he now considers himself a "classic rapper" and likened his group to another long-tenured band of musical giants. "We're already the Rolling Stones of rap. I'm 52 and Flav's 53; that's 105 years coming at ya,” Ridenhour explained. Those who believe that hanging around for as long as the Stones have is excessive and leaves fans depressed at having to watch their idols get old and slow down won't be happy to hear Ridenhour’s response when asked if he’d still like to be going 25 years from now. "I'd would like to. B. B. Kin's doing it at 87,"

he said. “Catch the Throne” appears on “Most Of My Heroes Don't Appear On No Stamp,” which is slated to be the first of two albums Public Enemy will release later this year………..


- Americans love their significant other and they love cheap, fatty food that will make them even more obese than they already are. That makes the newest addition to the ever-gaudy scene that is Las Vegas just about the smartest combination since peanut butter and jelly were dropped into the same jar. As a revitalization of downtown Las Vegas and the long-struggling Neonopolis shopping center progress, developers have added a Denny's restaurant to the mix and this will be no ordinary Denny’s. It will offer not only the Grand Slam breakfast and Moons Over My Hammy, but a few extra amenities. With a full bar and a line of Denny's merchandise exclusive to the location, it will definitely be a distinct place to eat, but its most noteworthy feature will have very little to do with food. The Neonopolis version of Denny’s will also boast its very own wedding chapel so lovebirds can down two pounds of pancakes, sausage links, hash browns and eggs before saying, “I do.” Denny's Corp. sounds very fired up about the idea and believes the combination of wedded bliss and greasy diner food is a perfect fit. "Denny's is ‘Always Open' - 24 hours a day, every day of the year - and there is no question that Las Vegas operates on the same schedule, so this city was a natural fit for a world-class Denny's," said John Miller, Denny's chief executive officer. "With two Denny's diners on The Strip, we knew there was no better place for us to bring our flagship store than to Fremont Street, the heart of downtown and the future of Las Vegas. This location will embody the Denny's of the future, so Neonopolis was a logical location for us." Hear that, America? The diner of the future. That means more 6,400-square-foot eateries offering newly minted married couples a wedding cake made of "Pancake Puppies" and an interactive photo booth from which guests can share their pictures via various social media platforms right from the restaurant could be coming to your city if you can’t make the trip to Sin City. Destination weddings just received a high-ranking entry on their list of tantalizing places to tie the knot…………

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