Sunday, August 05, 2012

Bees on a plane, movie news and the old/new king of cocaine

- What a proud day this has to be for the people of Peru. Any time your country can say it is the best in the world at something, it’s a reason to celebrate. So on this day, Peru should take a bow and accept its accolades as the top producer of pure cocaine in the world, knocking Colombia from the top spot after the country that spurred the creation of the term Colombian nose candy saw its output fall by an estimated 25 percent in a year. While Colombia’s decline is disappointing, the fall has been in progress for some time and isn't stunning. According to a report by the Office of National Drug Control Policy, cocaine production in Colombia was down by 72 percent since 2001. In fact, that was enough to rank Colombia third, behind Peru and the originators of the Bolivian marching powder, Bolivia. "Potential production of pure cocaine in Colombia is down to 195 metric tons (in 2011) from 700 metric tons in 2001, the lowest production potential level since 1994 and the first time since 1995 that Colombia is producing less cocaine than either Peru or Bolivia," drug czar Gil Kerlikowske said in a speech at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. Peru reclaims the spot it held throughout he 1980s and 1990s, while Colombia produced a mere 345 metric tons of cocaine in 2011. Much of the focus in the battle against blow is on  Mexico and its deadly cartels, but Kerlikowske credited the downfall of cocaine in Colombia with Plan Colombia, a $7.5 billion U.S.-backed effort launched in 1999 to help the South American government crack down on a left-wing insurgency and drug organizations.  "The results are historic and have tremendous implications, not just for the United States and the Western Hemisphere, really globally," Kerlikowske said. "We don't just have a far safer Colombia, we have a vibrant Colombia that is an active partner in helping with the drug and criminal issue in the region.” Colombia President Juan Manuel Santos praised the report, probably without taking a long, hard look into the eyes of all the friendly cokeheads his efforts are hurting by driving up the price of their drug of choice……….


- We’ve all been there. A few Facebook friends have a special new addition to their respective families and for the years to come, they besiege your news feed with corny, annoying and redundant images of their little one doing everything from sleeping to drooling to wearing a ridiculous butterfly costume for Halloween. And sure, you could simply hide all of their news stories from your feed, but what happens is something important and non-baby happens and you miss it? Thankfully, there is a new app call Unbaby.me that performs the useful task of removing baby pictures that parents post on your news feed. To underscore just how tired users are of having excessive baby pictures rammed into their retinas, in four days the app accrued 44,000 “likes” on its Facebook page. The quick popularity suggests that clueless parents who Instagram 15 pictures of their 6-month-old brat in his or her car seat making funny faces need to take a step back and reassess their use of social media. Unbaby.me is not a complicated product. It is a plug-in with its sole purpose being its ability to not only delete baby pictures from your Facebook news feed but also to replace them with something less annoying, like pictures of your favorite car, wrestler, or action figure. Unbaby.me is the creation of three ad agency employees who saw a need and filled that void. Users can download it from the Chrome Web Store and watch the app function by scanning their feed for keywords and phrases -- such as "cute, "first birthday," and "look at my lovely, adorable baby,” or other words as chosen by the user. One of the app’s creators, Yvonne Cheng, insisted Unbaby.me does not stem from any simmering hatred of little ones. “Personally, I don't hate babies. I love babies. But I do get tired of looking at babies,” she explained. This would be one of those times when technology is a beautiful thing………


- Think of it as the calm before the Bourne storm. One weekend before “The Bourne Legacy” hits theaters, “The Dark Knight Rises” held the top spot for the third straight time, earning $36.4 million to fend off the recycled, watered-down version of “Total Recall” that dropped this weekend. “Total Recall” made a mere $26 million domestically against a $125 million budget, good enough for second place. The third spot went to “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days” which debuted with $14.7 million, a number that looks much better against the backdrop of a $22 million budget than it would if it cost as much as “Recall.” Fourth place went to “Ice Age: Continental Drift,” which added $8.4 million to its coffers for a cumulative total of $131.9 million. It was another uninspiring weekend for “The Watch,” a comedy with a deficit of humor that limped to $6.4 million for a two-week tally of $25.4 million. Hanging in at sixth on the list was Mark Wahlberg’s “Ted,” which made $5.5 million in its sixth weekend of release and crossed over the $200 million barrier in domestic earnings with $203.4 million and counting. “Step Up Revolution” claimed seventh place despite dropping off 55 percent from its opening weekend, making $5.4 million for a paltry running total of $23 million and counting. “The Amazing Spider-Man” was not so amazing, finishing eighth in its fifth weekend of release with $4.4 million for a cumulative domestic haul of $250.7 million. “Brave” was slotted in ninth place with its $2.9 million weekend and has grossed $223.3 million through it first seven weeks. “Magic Mike” pole-danced its way to tenth place, adding $1.4 million to its bank roll and raising its six-week cumulative total to $110.8 million. “Moonrise Kingdom” (No. 11) and “Savages” (No. 13) both dropped out from last week’s top 10…………


- Motha-f*cking bees on the motha-f*cking plane? At Pittsburgh International Airport, Samuel L. Jackson was not on hand, but a swarm of bees was Wednesday night. A Delta flight headed for New York was delayed not by the usual flight-besetting problems like mechanical issues, a backup of planes waiting for takeoff or even weather. No, the flight was delayed when a massive swarm of bees descended on one of the plane’s wings. They were getting ready to fuel and they came around the corner of the plane and right there on the wing is a cluster of honeybees,” beekeeper Stephen Repasky said. “It was a shocker to a lot of people.” It was merely a matter of waiting for the bees to disperse before the plane could take off and if any airport should be familiar with how to handle bee swarms on the runway, it’s Pittsburgh International. Last May, 25,000 to 30,000 bees showed up on the Taxiway-C light and Repasky scooped them into boxes for later release. He was called to the scene of the Delta swarm and did his best to corral the bugs and get them under control. “At the airport, this would be the fourth swarm that we’ve caught this year out there,” he said. He took the bees from the Delta flight home and set them up in their temporary new home in his backyard. Bee swarms form when colonies become too large and the queen leaves with half of the bees to find a new home. “So it could be a tree 40-feet up, it could be the wing of a jet liner,” Repasky explained. He theorized that there is probably a wild honeybee colony somewhere on airport property and because they are inexplicably a protected species, they can't be killed. And cue some Hollywood studio executive dialing up a screenwriter to start working on the script for this movie……….


-  Watching the reaction from various members of the Boston Celtics organization to Ray Allen leaving to sign with the Miami Heat has been interesting. Team president Danny Ainge expressed hurt and a touch of resentment, while coach Doc Rivers explained that Allen left because of a dwindling role that saw point guard Rajon Rondo assume more control of the team. Celtics captain Paul Pierce, the longest-tenured player on the roster, went a bit further than either of his two bosses by admitting he's "a little bitter" about Allen's decision to go to Miami and said it will be "weird" going up against him on opening night next season. Pierce did express appreciation for Allen’s contributions during his five seasons in Boston, including helping the Celtics win a world title. "Ray made the best decision for him," Pierce said. "That's what it's all about: You get in these situations, you become a free agent and you make a decision based on what's best for you and your family. Ray will always be a brother for me. I'm a little bitter that he went to Miami, but he's still a brother of mine." In spite of Allen leaving, Pierce said he likes what Ainge and his staff have been able to do this offseason rebuilding the team. He cited the addition of Jason Terry and Courtney Lee and the drafting of young big men Fab Melo and Jared Sullinger as reasons for hope. Celtics fans are probably still concerned about Pierce’s health after he limped through the playoffs with a sprained MCL, suffered during a walkthrough in the first round of the postseason. He estimated that he is about 90 percent right now and should be back to full health by the start of the season this fall……….

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