Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"Price is Right" mimbos, mutated butterflies and Gypsy crackdowns

- Damn Gypsies. Anyone who has traveled for even a brief amount of time in Europe has likely uttered those words at one point or another because a Gypsy clad in worn, colorful attire and carrying some sort of sign or handwritten note has hassled them for money at they were attempting to visit a popular site or attraction. They are all but impossible to avoid and the best tactic, especially because these begging gypsies are generally targeting people who speak English, is to pretend you don’t understand them. They pay no taxes and in return, the state offers them no medical care, education or basic services. Those who have been hassled by Gypsies have to be thrilled to hear that France is once again cracking down on these undesirables. The last big sweep came in 2010, when France expelled Gypsies to Romania and Bulgaria, and the French are at it again as they tear down basic, rudimentary gypsy camps with no electricity or running water. Tearing down the camps has displaced thousands of Gypsies and forced them into hiding, putting the French government in an awkward position as he European Commission imposed sanctions and thousands of French came out to protest in sympathy for the Gypsies, also known as the Roma. Protesting a crackdown on Gypsies is ridiculous on so many levels, not the least of which is migrating illegally to a country where you don’t speak the language and burdening that country with your unemployable ass while begging and accosting unsuspecting people is contemptible. The sight of Gypsies fleeing as bulldozers moved in to tear down a camp in Gennevilliers, on the outskirts of Paris, was uplifting. If these squatters would merely return to Romania, where their citizenship would at least allow them to educate their children and treat their illnesses, the problem could be solved. If France wants to say the most recent demolitions are necessary for public health and safety, then why argue? Five Roma camps were torn down around Paris, others came down in Lille and Lyon, and thousands were displaced. France's Interior Ministry insisted the camps were demolished in accordance with legal guidelines agreed upon with the European Union. "Respect for human dignity is a constant imperative of all public action, but the difficulties and local health risks posed by the unsanitary camps needed to be addressed," the Interior Ministry said. Whatever excuse you want to use………


- The NFL doesn’t appear to be winning many battles these days. Its regular officials are locked out and replacement officials have botched nearly every possible aspect of the one week of preseason games they have worked so far. A federal judge suggested she was inclined to rule in favor of suspended New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma in his fight against the league for suspending him for one year for his alleged role in his team’s bounty scandal. Oh, and there is also the issue of former players suing the league for the lasting effects of concussions and head injuries they suffered during their playing careers. That issue became more muddled Tuesday when a company that the NFL was hoping it could count on to help in its defense against concussion lawsuits decided it wanted to cut ties with the league. Alterra America Insurance, which provided the NFL with an excess casualty insurance policy last season, asked a New York State Supreme Court judge to issue a declaratory judgment in its favor that would free it from having to defend the league and pay for the damages associated with litigation that now involves more than 3,000 former players. In other words, Alterra’s attorneys are fighting for their right to quit. Most of the lawsuits by former players have been consolidated into a single case in a district court in Pennsylvania and Alterra wants no part of it because it claims the league expects the insurer to be involved in both defending and covering the league should they lose in court. In response to Alterra’s motion, the league issue a B.S. statement about the emphasis it places on player safety without making reference to the problem at hand. It’s easy to see where Alterra might be wary of such a fight, as it only covered the league for one year. It is one of many insurance companies with which the league has a policy, so the NFL won't be all alone as it presses forward in this case……….


- Fallout from a nuclear disaster or plot fodder for Tim Burton or Michael Bay’s next blockbuster? The answer may be yes on both counts as a study of butterflies in Japan has identified mutant butterflies believed to be the result of Japan’s Fukushima nuclear disaster last year. The butterflies’ rate of genetic mutations and deformities has increased with succeeding generations and the study’s authors pointed directly to Fukushima as the root cause. "Nature in the Fukushima area has been damaged," said lead study author Joji Otaki, a professor at the University of the Ryukyus in Okinawa. Otaki’s team traced the abnormalities, including infertility, deformed wings, dented eyes, aberrant spot patterns, malformed antennas and legs, and butterflies’ inability to fight their way out of their cocoons, to the radiation released from the nuclear power plant. Butterflies closest to the plant experienced the most radiation in their environment and according to the study, have the most physical abnormalities" Insects have been considered to be highly resistant to radiation, but this butterfly was not," Otaki said. The Fukushima plant suffered meltdowns after the Tohoku earthquake and tsunami on March 11, 2011, cut off power to the facility, leading to meltdowns that released radionuclides including iodine-131 and cesium-134/137. Otaki’s research team collected butterflies six months after the disaster and found they had more than twice as many abnormalities as insects plucked two months following the release. They collected adult butterflies from 10 locations and observed changes in the butterflies' eyes, wing shapes and color patterns. The study was combined with an ongoing project to observe the pale grass blue butterfly, which had been going on for more than 10 years. Because the insects live in the same places as people – gardens and public parks – they are seen as good environmental indicators. In the Fukushima study, the butterfly population showed more than twice as many members with abnormalities as in the previous group researches collected, 28.1 percent versus 12.4 percent. Those figures show the mutations are being passed down through generations. The findings were published Aug. 9 in the journal Scientific Reports…………


- Uh-oh. Of all the American sports and gaming entities that exist in the 21st century, very few have maintained their integrity and remained trustworthy in the eyes of the masses? Gambling scandals, steroids, corrupt referees and any number of other issues have beset every league from the NFL to the PGA Tour, from UFC to the WTA. Among all those fallen sports and corrupted heroes, one organization has stood tall as a virtual bastion of integrity: Scrabble. That all changed Tuesday when one of the top young Scrabble players in the country was kicked out of the game's national championship tournament in Florida after he was caught hiding blank letter tiles. Organizers did not identify the player but John D. Williams, Jr., executive director of the National Scrabble Association, said that a male player was ejected from the 350-player event in Round 24 of the 28-round event. The cheater was ratted out by a player at a nearby table who noticed the ejected player conceal a pair of blank tiles by dropping them on the floor. Blank tiles are valuable in Scrabble because they can be used as wild card letters. To the cheater’s credit, he admitted his misdeed when confronted by the tournament director. Williams said this was the first incident of cheating at a national tournament, although such tactics have been known to occur at smaller, regional events. "It does happen no matter what. People will try to do this," he said. "It's the first time it's happened in a venue this big though. It's unfortunate. The Scrabble world is abuzz. The Internet is abuzz." Yes, nothing buzzes quite like the Scrabble world, assuming that such a thing exists. That the Internet is buzzing…..is probably a stretch. The reason the NSA refused to identify the cheater by name or age because he's a minor. He was competing in Division 3, the second-highest level of the NSA’s rankings. Williams explained that Division 3 is equal to "any great living-room player out there." If only the cheating were better, maybe this Scrabble scumbag would have gotten away with his attempt. In a game where players pull random letter tiles from a bag of 100 and trying to create words and only two blank tiles are in each bag, pulling off such an attempt would give a player a significant edge. With the cheater ejected, the five-day event moved on and the battles are as heated as a bunch of board game dorks sitting inside some cavernous convention center hall can make them………


- Mimbos of the world, your chance has arrived. Mimbo, a term nicely describing male bimbos with no brains or intellect but nice, toothy grins, good cheekbones and great hair, would be a good descriptive word for those likely to be at the forefront of a certain CBS game show’s search for its first male model. “The Price is Right,” which has spent years parading hot women around stage to be ogled as they fawn over new cars, boats and household appliances to be bid on by contestants before the show ends and they are ogled and groped (allegedly) by former host Bob Barker, is searching for its first male model and the winner will be chosen by the show's audience. The iconic game show has undergone changes in the past five years, with former FAT guy Drew Carey taking over hosting duties in 2007 and models using their real names instead of stage names and having microphones to interact with the audience. Its next change will be finding the right bleached-blonde male model with great abs and a square jaw to show off the new kitchen and dinette set contestants could win. That change will be chronicled in a five-part web series next month, to be streamed on YouTube and the show's website. Being a “Price is Right” model hasn’t always been a fun gig, but a male model should theoretically be safe from any (alleged) harassment by the host, at least. Oh, and there is also the lawsuit filed in 2010 by a model who claimed producer harassment and the resulting stress caused her to miscarry her child, chased by a harassment and discrimination suit filed later that same year by model Shane Stirling. The mimbos who want to be the first male model on the show can attend an open casting call in Los Angeles on Aug. 30 to show off their prize showcasing talents and be interviewed by current show models and producers. The casting call will select the finalists, who will be revealed on the Sept. 28 episode. Fans will be able to vote for their favorites until Oct. 3 and the new male model will start his new gig on Oct. 15……….

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