Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Faking the end of Myanmar censorship, Kansas' proud day shy people's real skill

- People of Kansas, this is a proud day for you. When one of your elected representatives in the nation’s highest legislative body is able to spark an international incident without even trying, that has to fire up a constituency. The lawmaker in question is Republican Rep. Kevin Yoder of Kansas, who is apparently not as conservative as many GOP members would like him to be. Yoder was part of a group of Republican lawmakers, along with a small group of aides and family members, who visited Israel last summer and decided to cool off at the end of a long, hot day in the Holy Land with a swim in the Sea of Galilee, a holy site for Christians where the Bible says Jesus walked on water. That isn't a problem in and of itself, but the controversy comes in with regard to what Yoder was wearing – or not wearing for the swim sessions. It seems he decided that a holy site was also a good skinny dipping site, as he waded into the water sans clothes. The story took a year and an FBI investigation to surface, with the FBI saying it looked into the incident to determine if U.S. officials were putting themselves at risk, or if any information the lawmakers possessed could have been exposed by a night of drinking and partying. Nothing came of the investigation and the damage was more image-related than anything else. Having a group of elected representatives goaded into jumping into the water by waiters at the restaurant where they were eating doesn’t exactly reflect well on anyone. According to members of the traveling party, about half of the 30 members of Congress on the trip went swimming in the Sea of Galilee. Yoder merely went in with more gusto than any of the others, not surprising for a guy serving his first term in Congress and not used to the sorts of perks and benefits congressmen receive on a regular basis. GOP sources claim that someone noticed his lack of clothes as he was diving in and said the swim came to an end shortly thereafter. Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor and other GOP leaders were reportedly furious when they found out, especially given that Yoder got naked in front of the whole group – including at least two female staffers. Maybe they shouldn’t be so offended because at least it happened in public instead of with one of those female staffers during a late night with just Yoder and the staffer “working” in his office………….


- Kobe Bryant has received plenty of good news this summer. He won a gold medal with Team USA in London and while he was there, got the news that the Los Angeles Lakers traded for the best big man in the NBA, Dwight Howard. Prior to that, the Lakers traded for All-Star point guard Steve Nash and they are now among the favorites to win the NBA title next season. Good news is welcome for Bryant more than ever these days, especially given the fact that he and his wife Vanessa have been trying to reconcile their marriage since earlier in the summer. After appearing to be headed for divorce, the Bryants have worked to pull their marriage back from the brink and the answer for their marital woes may have an unlikely answer: win a ring. Vanessa Bryant, showing she has a competitive streak of her own to match her husband’s said recently that she only rolls with winners, period. “I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships,” she said. “If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.” Wow. A wife supporting her husband in what he does for a living is one thing, but demanding he win titles is something else entirely. Everyone wants to roll with a winner, just not enough to say that they wouldn’t want to be married to someone who doesn’t win championships. Kobe Bryant already has five championship rings, but it seems he could use a sixth one not only to match Michael Jordan’s total but also to convince his own wife that she married the right man……..


- Shy people often avoid making eye contact and look to blend in when they’re in a crowded room, but their reluctance to interact socially doesn’t mean they’re oblivious to what is going on around them. In fact, a new study suggests that shy people have a superior ability to recognize certain facial expression. The study, conducted by researcher Laura Graves O'Haver, a doctoral student at Southern Illinois University at Carbondale, found that college-age adults who were shy were better able to recognize expressions of sadness and fear compared with those who were not shy. O’Haver’s findings contradict previous research showing that shy people tend to misinterpret facial expressions. The difference could be explained by the age of the subjects, as previous studies were focused on children instead of adults. "We tend to give shy people a bad rap," but the new study suggests there are some strengths to being shy, Graves O'Haver said. "It might be nice to focus on those strengths." For the study, O'Haver analyzed information from 241 college students who took an online survey consisting of 110 pictures of faces. Participants were asked to identify the facial expression represented by each picture: happy, sad, anger, fear, surprise, disgust and a neutral expression. Researchers measured individuals’ level of shyness with a questionnaire about whether certain statements were true for them, such as "I feel tense with people I don’t know well," "I find it difficult to ask for information," and "I'm uncomfortable at parties." Most participants successfully identified the facial expressions in the survey, with an overall 81 percent accuracy rate. However, those with high levels of shyness were more accurate at identifying facial expressions of sadness and fear. O'Haver theorized that their superior ability to recognize sad and fearful facial expressions can contribute to people's shyness, as in they can sense a person is feeling sad and are shy and uncomfortable as a result……..


- Sometimes, music festivals can be beautiful places – really. While a revolting level of filth caused by having thousands of people camping out for days on end, suffocating crowds to the point of claustrophobia and exorbitant prices for tickets, food and beverages, there can be plenty of negatives as such gatherings. Yet every now and the, festivals put a smile on one’s faces and the V Festival in southeast England did exactly that Sunday. Festival goers were subjected to the musical garbage of former “X-Factor Karaoke” contestant and awful mainstream pop singer Cher Lloyd, who took to the stage to sing crap-tacular songs like “Swagger Jagger” and other awful mainstream pop tunes of her own creation. Fittingly, an artist whose music is a giant pile of foul-smelling refuse soon exited the stage in tears after she was hit with bottles filled with urine. That’s right, someone in the crowd was either drunk enough or hated her music enough (possibly both) to head off into the woods or nearest portable toilet and bottle up their urine to lob at the stage. Lloyd was struck by a bottle two songs into her set and left the stage, later returning and scolding the crowd, “It's hard enough being up here, but it's not nice having bottles of piss chucked at you.” Maybe if she wasn’t a former reality karaoke show contestant whose horrifically bad pop music was an affront to the ears of anyone who heard it, she wouldn’t be treated this way. Lloyd has shown a tendency toward overreaction and immaturity during her short career, admitting in October that the public's criticism of her was almost enough to make her quit music and made her scared to leave her home. She battled back on Twitter after her truncated run at the V Festival, tweeting later in the day, Thank you so much for all the nice messages, shame that a couple of people had to ruin it," she wrote. "Unfortunately a glass bottle got thrown at me on stage. Tomorrow is another day, big love to my brats!!!"
If only she knew that the fool chucking the bottle of urine didn’t ruin anything and actually saved the crowd from having to listen to some of the worst “music” they have ever heard…………


- Congratulations to the government of Myanmar for abolishing its direct censorship of the media Monday….sort of. The repressive powers that be made a bold move toward allowing freedom of expression in the long-oppressed nations, but those directly affected by the censorship laws doubt their world will change all that much. Under the new laws, journalists will no longer have to submit their work to state censors before publication as they for almost half a century. However, many harsh laws abused by Myanmar's rulers to jail, blacklist and control the media in the name of national security remain in place. Critics are cautiously optimistic about the effects of the new law, but expect the government to still try to assert some control, probably using national security to keep the media in check. For several decades, the Southeast Asian nation's media members toiled under the yoke of some of the most restrictive laws in the world. They were subjected to constant state surveillance, phone taps and censorship to the point that independent papers were literally unable to publish on a daily basis. The law changes have begun to trickle out under the rule of President Thein Sein's reformist government and there have been stories printed that never would have seen the light of day during the era of absolute military rule. Photographs of opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi, recently freed after 20 years under house arrest, have even been published. The official censors at the Information Ministry announced the “relaxed” laws on its website Monday. After months and months of being postponed, having the announcement take place was mildly shocking. Amazingly, though, the government did manage to double back on its promise to abolish the censorship board and instead will allow the board to remain in place and retain the powers it has always had to suspend publications or revoking publishing licenses if they deem publishing rules are violated. The only difference now is that the media will be able to roll the dice, publish what it wants and take its chances with the censorship board after the fact………

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