Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Execution enthusiasm in Gambia, a mini iPad and victory for a giant cock in Indiana

- So, this is one way to clear some space in a country’s prison system. Gambia, which maybe 2 percent of Americans can successfully locate on a map, doesn’t exactly have a massive death row population, as one might expect to be the case in a nation of less than 2 million people. Still, government officials in the West African nation have a plan in the works to execute every prisoner on death row next month, wiping the slate clean and offing  47 people awaiting death sentences. Of that number, 11 are political prisoners and eight are suspected of having severe mental health problems. The longest-tenured death row inmate has been awaiting execution for more than 25 years and for some reason, this mass execution plan is upsetting to the African Union and civil rights groups. “CSAG is strongly convinced that most of those who were convicted to death for treason went through unfair trials and considers their convictions politically related,” said the Civil Society Associations Gambia in a written statement. “Given that the Gambia Government uses the death penalty and other harsh sentences as a tool to silence political dissent and opposition, CSAG believes that any execution is a further indicator of the brutality with which President [Yahya] Jammeh’s regime is bent on crushing political dissent.” Wait….just because the government haphazardly hands out the death penalty for something as simple as not agreeing with the government and speaking out about their views, that means executing people condemned to die is wrong? Benin's President Thomas Boni Yayi, chairman of the African Union, shares that point of view and urged Jammeh, who seized power in a 1994 coup, not to go ahead with the executions. Jammeh has so far remained steadfast on the issue and insisted the executions would be carried out within the next few weeks. "By the middle of next month, all the death sentences would have been carried out to the letter; there is no way my government will allow 99 percent of the population to be held to ransom by criminals," he said. While the idea of prisoners somehow holding the country ransom seems like a huge stretch, Jammeh does not appear to give a damn about fairness, logic or reality on this matter. Among the potential executees are eight top military officials, including the ex-deputy head of the police force, who were given death sentences for treason last year. It has been five long years since Gambia’s last execution, so there is a certain blood thirst to satiate as well. If the executions are carried out as planned, the event will have a definite international flair as 39 Gambians, three Senegalese, two Malians, two Nigerians and one Guinea Bissauan will be put to death……….


- The massive wave of hype sweeping through the lives of tech junkies and Apple fanboys over the impending release of the iPhone 5 has reached comically absurd heights. There will be massive corporate launch events, losers camping outside Apple stores for days and all to mark the release of a phone more expensive than just about any other smartphone on the market that isn’t diamond-encrusted and made of solid gold. The upcoming iPhone event, which is rumored to be scheduled for Sept. 12 with a release on Sept. 21, is the next big target on the corporate calendar for the company recently certified as the largest ever in terms of its worth, but it may not be the only one of importance before the end of the year. Although the next incarnation of the iPhone is certainly worth talking about, there is also growing buzz for the possible revelation of a smaller version of Apple’s popular iPad tablet. Various rumors and reports have pegged the mini-iPad announcement for some time this fall or winter, with some overly geeked-up Apple dorks claiming the new iPad would be announced at the same event as the new iPhone. The smaller iPad has been dubbed the iPad Mini by some and is rumored to have a screen size of approximately seven inches. That would make it comparable in size to tablets such as Amazon's Kindle Fire, but speculation has put the new iPad with the aspect ratio of the current-generation iPad, meaning it should be slightly wider than competing 7-inch tablets. By having two separate launch events for its two new items, Apple is clearly looking to maximize its time in the spotlight and knock the Kindle, Droid and every other tablet or smartphone even further off the radar in order to ensure that it builds upon its newfound status as the most valuable company ever……….


- The Miami Dolphins and New York Jets are desperate. Neither has a realistic chance of beating out the New England Patriots and winning the AFC East this season and judging by the Jets’ incompetent offensive performance so far this preseason, they are more likely to be battling the Dolphins to stay out of last place in the division than they are to win it. Yet as desperate as both teams are for help at wide receiver to improve their anemic passing games, neither are interesting in picking up the recently discarded Terrell Owens. The six-time Pro Bowler was recently cut by the Seattle Seahawks because at age 38 and after a year out of the NFL, he showed up in Seahawks camp with the same set of unreliable hands he has always possessed. Mix in his baggage as a disruptive force in the locker room and Owens couldn’t even beat out butter-fingered Braylon Edwards for the third receiver spot in Seattle. Given that Owens didn’t even make it to the final round of roster cuts in Seattle, the logical question for a player once a surefire hall-of-famer in the making was whether this would be the death knell for Owens’ football career. Maybe, just maybe, the Jets, Dolphins or other receiver-starved team would give him a chance…..or not. Less than a day after Owens his the waiver wire, both teams made it clear they have no interest in him. The Dolphins have already released one aging, baggage-saddled, formerly great receiver this preseason in Chad Johnson, so their lack of interest in Owens makes sense. On the other hand, the Jets are already a football circus with the nonstop media fawning over Tim Tebow, the bombastic coaching of Rex Ryan, the drama around embattled quarterback Mark Sanchez and the general buzz that surrounds any New York sports franchise (except for the city’s Major League Soccer team because America doesn’t give a damn about soccer). Adding Owens to the mix, a guy who has a history in the reality television world, could only make the Jets more entertaining, even if he wouldn’t actually make them a better football team……….


- That didn’t take long. After the revelation that Avril Lavigne and Bickelnack frontman Chad Kroeger are engaged, the odds of a worse musical combination ever joining forces seemed less than zero. Of course, anyone who believed that overlooked the possibility that Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am would follow through on his threat, er, promise to release an album in October. How anyone distinguishes who the frontman or woman is for the Hack Eyed Peas is unclear, but will.i.am has released the track list for his October album release, “#willpower,” and has clearly enlisted as many big-name artists as he can even if they have no musical talent whatsoever. He has Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Ne-Yo, Rihanna, Chris Brown, David Guetta, Eva Simons, Redfoo and Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Skanks, er, Dolls. But wait, those musical misfits are the ones who populate the standard version of the album. Those who want to torture themselves with the “deluxe” version (which is like the deluxe model of a 1970 Ford Pinto) will get appearances from Jennifer Lopez on "T.H.E (The Hardest Ever)" and "It" with Cheryl Cole. Literally, it’s as if will.i.am sat down, thought about who the biggest pop hacks in the world are right now and tried to book them all. Asked about working with the Biebs for the first time, will.i.am said, "You'll have to hear it. I like him because he's going to be around for a long time.” Hopefully not and considering that will.i.am clearly knows nothing of good music, probably not. As for the album as a whole, will.i.am was curiously positive considering he abysmally sucks. "There's classical sh--, like just me and a guitar and an orchestra or me with just an orchestra and a kid's choir," he said. . "There's some ghetto, ugly, dirty stuff. And then there's dance stuff, global world stuff and, like, avant-garde, left-of-center, for-art's-sake music that has nothing to do with getting played on the radio. I'm just art-ing out. It's pretty diverse." Whatever you say, W………..


- Score one for a giant cock in Indiana – literally. A ginormous rooster stationed outside the Liberty Bell restaurant in Liberty, Ind. will be allowed to stay after the town’s zoning board voted Monday night to allow the 28-foot-tall wood-and-metal sign to stay in its spot near the side of the road. Liberty Bell owner Andy Pitcher put the sign up earlier this year after local artists created it to help draw attention to the business during a street construction project. As so often happens with seemingly innocuous displays of all types that eventually become cult favorites, the massive rooster wasn’t intended to be anything iconic but quickly became a novelty people wanted to see. “We wanted to put something out here so when customers say to us, 'How do we get to your place?' We tell them to look for the big chicken," Pitcher explained. A few complainers proved once more than a small number of idiots can ruin it for everyone when they lodged complaints with County Planning Director Jeff Mathews and after hearing a dozen complaints, Mathews took the issue before the zoning board. He explained that the 16-foot-wide sign is closer to the street than allowed under the zoning rules even though it doesn't obstruct drivers' views and also voiced concerns that the rooster may tip over in high winds, leaving its fate in the hands of the Union County Board of Zoning Appeals. The board voted Monday to allow the sign to stay and the decision was met with an enthusiastic response from restaurant patrons and the artists who built the giant rooster. "About three months ago he asked us to build a chicken for the restaurant. We started out with a drawing about 8-by-10 and we ended up with a 16-foot chicken," artist Teresa Lucas said. Another classic case of effective government in action…….

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