Friday, February 24, 2017

Working with homicidal co-workers, DUI times three for a college coach and Bob's Burgers gets musical


- Now THAT is an album. “Bob’s Burgers” isn't just an adult cartoon Fox is counting on to provide a solid No. 2 to “The Simpsons” in its grown-up cartoon lineup, it’s also a musical powerhouse that will release a 112-track album that features musical numbers and covers from the show. The series has in part built its popularity on a growing reputation for its comic musical set pieces, some of them so legit that they’ve actually been covered by popular artists. The BB album will include 107 original songs, one for each episode of its six seasons, and will be released May 12 by Sub Pop. ‘The Bob’s Burgers Music Album’ has snagged some big names to be a part of the process, including five covers that performed by animated versions of St. Vincent, The National, Lapsley, and Stephin Merritt of The Magnetic Fields during past episodes of the show. The National, known for more than a decade for their heavy, melancholy indie rock tunes, have twice made cameos in Bob’s Burgers, appearing to perform a Thanksgiving song in 2013 and returning for a Christmas song in 2014. Along with the aforementioned musical acts, the album will also include songs performed by the show’s many guests and recurring cast members including Aziz Ansari, Cyndi Lauper, Carly Simon, Zach Galifianakis, Sarah Silverman, Kevin Kline, Paul Rudd and Bill Hader. For those who don’t follow the show and have never seen a single episode, “Bob’s Burgers” follows the Belcher family as they run a hamburger restaurant in an unnamed seaside community. The show is in its seventh season and has already been renewed for an eighth season………


- Someone knows how to shamelessly pander to his constituents, eh Swedish politician Erik Muskos? Muskos, a member of the Swedish Social Democrat party, is looking to give employees an hour-long paid break to go home and have sex and pitched his bold plan during a council meeting in the northern city of Overtornea. This might seem like a shameless effort to curry favor with both the lazy and lustful among his constituency, but Muskos said he’s backing the measure because he believes midweek sex breaks will improve wellness and boost childbirth in the northern region he represents. “Childbirth should be encouraged,” he said. “When sex is also an excellent form of exercise with documented positive effects on wellbeing, the municipality should kill two birds with one stone and encourage employees to use their fitness hour to go home and have sex with their partner.” Yes, because no one has the energy to get after it in the sack after working a full day, so give them time midday, when they still have some fuel left in the tank, to go home and get after it. Muskos noted that everyday stresses in life can put a strain on relationships and due to the busyness of everyday life, “Swedish couples don’t get enough quality together, which makes it difficult for them to express their love. “I believe that sex is a scarce commodity in many long relationships. Everyday life is stressful and the children are at home,” he added. “This could be an opportunity to have their own time.” Or an opportunity to claim that you’re going home for some afternoon delight simply so you can spend an extra hour napping it out in your car………


- Awfully hard for a college football coach to show his players how to grow as both athletes and men when he’s averaging more DUI convictions a year than many of them are touchdowns. Nebraska receivers coach Keith Williams has much bigger problems that finding a reliable slot receiver and the Huskers’ next big deep threat in their vertical passing game, what with being sentenced to 30 days in jail, three years' probation and fined $1,000 after pleading no contest to third-offense drunken driving. The good news for the alcoholic assistant coach is that while he’s to report to jail March 3, a Lancaster County judge said Williams could apply for house arrest. Prosecutors want him to go to jail because he never did time for previous DUI convictions and wherever he finds himself, he won't be allowed to get behind wheel, as his driver's license also has been revoked for five years. Sure, he can apply for an ignition interlock after 45 days, but at this point he clearly has some major issues to tackle first. A dude who was in his Chevrolet Camaro when he rear-ended an Uber driver's vehicle about 1:50 a.m. and was found to have blood-alcohol content measured at 0.15 percent when he already had two DUI convictions on his record is definitely too big a fan of the drinky-drinky. Nothing quite like the prospect of a guy working on the receiver depth chart from his kitchen table because a court-ordered tracking anklet won't let him leave home for the next 30 days. The Nebraska athletic department released a statement expressing its support of Williams despite the conviction, but at this point it’s fair to asking what the break-off point would be……….


- We’ve all worked with that guy at some point in our life. He’s the one who’s constantly griping about how he’s underpaid, how the company doesn’t value the amount of great work he does or the time he puts in and how the boss better show him some respect…or else. Usually that “or else” involves the person threatening to quit and go someplace he’s appreciated, but occasionally it involves a (possibly mentally ill) employee warning his co-workers that he’s either going to a) get a raise or b) murder them all in extremely painful and graphic fashion. Omar Alanis was that guy, back when he was a world history teacher at Seagoville High School in Dallas, a job he no longer holds because he was arrested after he reportedly threatened to kill the staff if he didn’t get a raise. According to police, Alanis used his school email account to message the principal and other administrators that they should pay him and another teacher the “Master Teacher Salary” and back-pay them from August of last year and suggested it should happen soon unless they “don’t want to burn alive.” Possibly reaching a bit too far in an effort to make his point, Alanis sent a second email adding that those who don’t comply with his demands would be “put down immediately by Dallas PD.” He even added an attached photo of officers with weapons and after sending his emails, he went missing for a week. Police say he admitted several times to sending the threatening emails, claiming he was standing up to the administration to bring change in regards to pay, while family members claim he is mentally ill and needs help. That could be part of setting up his legal defense when it comes to facing charges of making terroristic threats, but it’s safe to say Mr. Alanis won't be teaching students about World War II any time soon. Now isn't that ironic……..

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