Saturday, February 25, 2017

Nursing home lap dances for 100-year-olds, Bosnia demands a justice redo and Charles Oakley's metaphoric middle finger


- Nothing like asking the International Court of Justice to reconsider a past decision it took months and months to reach. It takes a bold nation-state to make such a request, so meet Bosnia, which has asked the United Nation's top court to reconsider its 2007 ruling that cleared Serbia of genocide during the 1992-95 Bosnian war. Bakir Izetbegovic, the Muslim Bosniak member of Bosnia's tripartite presidency (a possible solution to our current Traffic-Cone-In-Chief problems, America?), announced the filing of that request with the ICC, a move made over the strenuous objections of  Bosnian Serb presidency member Mladen Ivanic, who contended that his absence from involvement with the request invalidated it, which is of course one of the problems with having a three-headed presidential monster running your country. Bosnia has been fighting this battle for a while now, having initially sued neighboring Serbia before the international court in 1993 over its backing for the Bosnian Serbs' war effort. Unfortunately for Bosnia, the U.N. court ruled in 2007 that a 1995 massacre in the Bosnian city of Srebrenica of 8,000 Muslims by Bosnian Serbs was genocide - for which someone other than Serbia was responsible. It was a devastating result for the Bosnians, as evidenced by the fact that a decade later, its leaders - some of them, anyhow - are still attempting to reverse it and gain the justice they believe they were unjustly denied by the ICC the first time around…….


- Enjoy Ben Affleck’s sloppy seconds, Matt Reeves. Warner Bros. has confirmed that Reeves will be responsible for directing the next Batman film, stepping in after Affleck curiously hit the eject button amidst rumors that he wanted to cut ties with the Batman franchise entirely, both as its star and director. For now, he hasn’t completely severed those links, but he will be replaced in the director’s chair by Reeves, who directed films such as “Cloverfield” and “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,” neither of which was exactly hailed by anyone at all as a cinematic home run. Affleck claimed he ceded the director’s chair to focus on his role as the movie’s leading man, which is a predictable claim from a guy looking for a viable eject button. “There are certain characters who hold a special place in the hearts of millions,” he said. “Performing this role demands focus, passion and the very best performance I can give. It has become clear that I cannot do both jobs to the level they require.” Of course, because the scathing, nearly universally bad reviews of Affleck’s debut as the caped crusader in last year’s “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” had nothing to do with him taking one giant step back from the next movie in the series. Affleck also penned a script for a standalone Batman film but is also distancing himself from that project despite the fact that filming is due to begin as soon as this spring. What we do know is that Batman’s nemesis in the film will be the DC Comics character Deathstroke, but what we don’t know is whether abdicating the director’s chair is the death stroke for Affleck’s attachment to the Batman universe……..


- It’s nice to see nursing home employees go the extra mile - or show some extra skin to make the day of an extremely elderly man who probably thought he’d already experienced his last lap dance in this world. Meet should-be Employee of the Month Brittany Fultz, a now-former worker at a Sandusky, Ohio assisted living center who tried to bring much-needed joy to the limited life of a 100-year-old resident and is now facing a charge of gross sexual imposition because of her kindness and adventurous spirit. According to police, Fultz was filmed performing a sexually provocative dance on the centenarian resident, an act she was doing as a prank and trying to make the man feel good, her attorney said. For the record, Fultz pleaded not guilty even though she was fired after the integrity-lacking co-worker who dared her to do the dance and filmed it showed the video to a supervisor, who reported it to police. Detectives claimed that during the dance, Fultz showed her breasts and buttocks while she danced in front of and on the man, who suffers from dementia. He may not have known if what he was seeing was real, but Fultz's attorney said the resident could have told her to stop but didn't. "The man knew exactly what was going on and had no problem whatsoever with it," defense attorney Geoffrey Oglesby said. Amazingly, the second caretaker wasn't charge, but according to supervisors at the facility, neither Fultz nor her (alleged) partner in crime/joy-giving works at the business any longer. If only those doing the investigating, accusing and prosecuting in this case could appreciate the rarity and beauty of a 100-year-old man receiving a lap dance/grind session from a woman approximately one-fourth his age…….


- If Charles Oakley makes an emphatic, public “eff you” gesture, you keep your mouth shut and accept it. The New York Knicks poked an aging, but still f-ing scary bear earlier this month when ass-hatted owner James Dolan banned the former Knicks fan favorite from Madison Square Garden following a bizarre incident in which security at the iconic arena accosted and ejected Oakley, after which the team alleged inappropriate, abusive and possibly drunken behavior on his part at the game. Those claims had no basis in fact, but that didn’t stop the Knicks from piling on with a clumsily worded statement blaming Oakley for the incident and inviting other former Knicks stars to the next game to sit around Dolan in a transparently lame show of faux support. Oakley has responded to the whole mess with class and dignity, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t deliver a massive middle finger to his former team by sitting next to Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert as the Knicks fell to the defending NBA champions 119-104. Oakley is a Cleveland native, so he and his crew spun the appearance as merely him attending a game in his hometown as he always done when visiting the place from which he hails. He was asked when he would attend a game at Madison Square Garden and said he wasn’t sure, even though the Knicks reversed their terrible decision recently by lifting the ban. His attorney, Fred Nance, said the Cavs offered he and his client the courtside seats when they learned Oakley planned to attend the game. "Oak will be in his hometown of Cleveland," Oakley spokesman Akhtar Farzaie said. "When in Cleveland, he always tries to attend a Cavs game." Hopefully the sight of his nemesis sitting courtside by a rival owner and once again bringing Dolan’s moronic actions to light was truly embarrassing for the Knicks owner, but given the raging tire fire his team is on the court and the joke his organization has been for the duration of his ownership, not much could embarrass him at this point………

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