Monday, February 13, 2017

Fans in huddles, naps in dumpsters and "Bill & Ted's" not-excellent sequel

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- There’s never a better time to drop news about a long-awaited (and probably unnecessary) new movie you’re working on than when you’re out promoting your current project, eh Keanu Reeves? Reeves was out and about pimping “John Wick: Chapter 2,” which opened last week, when he was asked about a film that hasn’t exactly been on the tip of anyone’s tongue in a long time, a potential sequel to one of his earliest movies, “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” A few rumors about a sequel cropped up last year, but nothing became of them, but Reeves believes that it’s only a matter of time before that sequel happens. “Bill and Ted are still alive. The writers have a story and we’re trying to make it,” he said. “Basically, they’re (Bill and Ted) supposed to write a song to save the world and they haven’t done that. The pressure of having to save the world, their marriages are falling apart, their kids are kind of mad at them, and then someone comes from the future and tells them if they don’t write the song it’s just not the world, it’s the universe. So they have to save the universe because time is breaking apart.” Here’s hoping more historical icons like Napoleon, Abe Lincoln and Mozart can make it back for this one because they made the original a cult favorite and if Joan of Arc can also make it, perhaps fans can get over how depressing it is that Bill and Ted went from high school stoners to middle-aged dudes with families and mortgages. Or we could just forget this whole sequel idea and all pretend it never happened and that the first “Bill & Ted” is the one and only edition of this franchise…….




- Maybe wait until after you score your big political win to start throwing your weight around, Dutch populist Geert Wilders. Wilders isn't willing to postpone his grandstanding and that’s why he’s out ahead of things, declaring that mainstream politicians in the Netherlands will have to work with his Party for Freedom if voters throw a significant amount of support behind his xenophobic, ultra-nationalist/anti-immigration, anti-European Union platform in the country's upcoming election. In the world according to Wilders, those mainstream officials must respect the vote if it goes his way or else, prepare for what he deemed a peaceful backlash that sounds extremely boring if it plays out the way he described it. In polls, which last year’s American presidential election showed are a shaky tool at best, Wilders' Party for Freedom is strongly ahead in the March 15 election for the lower house of parliament, but even so, mainstream parties have staunchly ruled out working in a coalition government with him. In the wacky world of European politics, that means it would be exceptionally difficult for the party to form a government, as the Dutch electoral system all but guarantees coalitions. "If voters make the PVV really big — I'm not talking about two or three extra seats, but really big ... they will have to,” Wilders said of collaborating with his outfit……..




- Basketball is the sort of sport whose action can often inspire fans to get up out of their seat in excitement….but it’s not really a participant-level excitement for those seated in the stands. Someone should have relayed that vital message to Randall Bolton, a fan who was tackled and arrested after running on the court and entering Miami's huddle during the first half of the team's 71-66 loss at No. 4 Louisville. Maybe Bolton was really excited that the Hurricanes were leading 26-16 during a timeout with 7:59 remaining in the half or maybe he was a) drunk or b) mentally unstable, but either way, he pushed his way between the Ladybirds dancers and near Miami players as they circled on the court at the KFC Yum! Center. According to local police, Bolton had been warned to not go on the floor, but it wasn’t clear what prompted that warning. Either way, it was an unnerving situation for those involved. "There was a little bit of a commotion in our huddle," coach Jim Larranaga said, "and I glanced up, and there was someone, I believe, in red, and we don't normally wear red. I had asked the coach, and they just said it was some fan." Multiple Louisville Metro Police Department officers corralled the evasive Bolton and one tripped him before others subdued him near midcourt. He was summarily hauled off the court and the Cardinals rallied, perhaps inspired by the enthusiasm of their disruptive fan, for a big win………




- What has the world come to when a man can't take a nice, long nap inside a dumpster without fearing that his life could be put in jeopardy? This planet is a scary place and nowhere more so for the dumpster-napping segment of this crazy spinning planet of ours than Scottsdale, Arizona, where a man was rescued after being trapped inside a garbage truck for over 10 miles after the trash repository in which he was napping it out before the driver of the truck inexplicably decided to pick up and empty the contents of said dumpster into the back of his rig without bothering to knock on the door of the dumpster and make sure no one was catching some quality pillow time inside. According to the Scottsdale Fire Department, the unidentified man in the dumpster was rescued after the garbage truck driver heard screaming. Police believe the man was sleeping inside a dumpster when the truck emptied it, but they didn’t know exactly how he came to be in that particular dumpster. The man was transported to a nearby hospital for observation after reportedly suffering a head injury after paramedics treated him initially near 68th Street and Camelback Road. At least at the poor guy got a free ride to the hospital and hopefully found comfortable place to nap it out for a while before he was thrown back out into this cruel, cruel world…….


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