Saturday, February 11, 2017

Gropey Munchkins, Mississippi wants a firing squad and senseless soccer stampedes


- There are few professions a city can less afford to have go on strike than John Q. Law. When there are no police officers to keep order, people tend to do whatever the hell they want and anarchy reigns. Such is life for authorities in the Brazilian state of Espirito Santo, who have threatened striking police officers with criminal charges as the federal government sends in more troops in a bid to end a week of madness and mayhem that has left more than 120 people dead. Espirito Santo is one of several Brazilian states trying to find answers for a growing budget crisis that is hampering essential public services for millions of citizen and police in Espirito Santo have apparently decided that if they don’t get paid, they don’t protect or serve and therefore, they’ve created a security vacuum and led to rampant assaults, heists and looting, often in broad daylight. Such issued caused limited protests by police in nearby Rio de Janeiro, where terrified residents of the packed city of 12 million people already deal with certain regions of their town where even paid police officers refuse to go due to constant violence between rival drug gangs. According to a spokesman for the local police union in Espirito Santo, the death toll from a week of chaos has risen to 122 and while police claim that many of the dead are believed to come from rival criminal gangs, this isn’t really the preferred method of thinning the criminal herd………


- Soccer fan, keep being yourself, keep senselessly killing people for no good reason and never, ever use your brain to do basic reasoning for even a single second. Keep doing things like stampeding the gate at a stadium before a league match in Angola, leaving at least 17 people dead and dozens injured and leaving the friends and families of those you killed asking why their loved ones had to die just for trying to attend a match. This ugly incident happened in the northwestern town of Uige when hundreds of people rushed at one of the stadium gates, creating a pile of humanity that caused some people to fall and be trampled underfoot. Ernesto Luis, director general of a local hospital, confirmed that there were 76 casualties, of whom 17 died, among them some children. President Jose Eduardo dos Santos has instructed officials to assist the injured and to open an investigation, but at this point, finding the right person to point the finger at is going to a) be very difficult and b) do nothing to bring back those who senselessly lost their lives simply for going to the stadium to watch the inaugural game between home team Santa Rita de Cassia and Recreativo de Libolo in the national Girabola competition. Nothing says decency and respect for your fellow man as he or she lies dying on the ground in order to get the best seat at the big game…….


- The South has never been shy about its love of guns. For that reason, it should surprise no one that Mississippi lawmakers want to bring back the firing squad, electric chair and gas chamber as execution methods, following in the steps of three other states that have gone gun-ho (pun intended) for different reasons. Oklahoma reintroduced the gas chamber, Utah the firing squad and Tennessee the electric chair, all due to a nationwide scarcity of lethal injection drugs for death row inmates on account of those drugs being produced in European countries that do not believe in the death penalty. That’s not the issue at hand for Mississippi, where legislator Andy Gipson said he introduced House Bill 638 in response to lawsuits filed by “liberal, left-wing radicals” challenging the use of lethal injection drugs as cruel and unusual punishment. "I have a constituent whose daughter was raped and killed by a serial killer over 25 years ago, and that person's still waiting for the death penalty. The family is still waiting for justice," Gipson said. Gipson’s bill passed the House, 74-43, and has moved to the Senate for more debate.  Mississippi has had trouble obtaining the execution drugs it once used and hasn’t sent an individual shuffling off this mortal coil forcibly since 2012 and with 47 people on death row - including some who have been there for decades - Mississippi needs to find, or create, ways to make their legally mandated demise a reality……..


- It takes a lot of chutzpah to malign the character of little people, especially years after their demise. The ex-husband of the late acting icon Judy Garland has just that level of kahones, claiming that his then-teenage wife was groped on the set of “The Wizard of Oz” by a number of the actors who played Munchkins in the film. The film, adapted from L. Frank Baum’s novella, was released in 1939 and starred Garland in the lead role as Dorothy, directed by Victor Fleming. It’s largely considered to be the iconic cinematic adaptation of the story, but it apparently came with a lot of bad memories for Sid Luft, who was Garland’s third husband, holding that role from 1952 to 1965. Granted, Luft himself has been dead since 2005, but he reached out from beyond the grave to mock the Munchkins in his memoirs, “Judy and I: My Life with Judy Garland,” was just dropped. In the book, Luft alleged that the actors who played the Munchkins got a little too handsy during filming. “They would make Judy’s life miserable on set by putting their hands under her dress,” Luft wrote. “The men were 40 or more years old. They thought they could get away with anything because they were so small.” Yes, who would ever notice those tiny hands intruding into places they shouldn’t be? This isn't the first time someone from Garland’s camp has bashed the actors in Munchkin suits, as the actress, who died in 1969, denounced the actors as “little drunks… [who] got smashed every night. They [the producers] picked them up in butterfly nets.” Yes, but if you play “Dark Side of the Moon” on vinyl backwards with the movie, it still provides an awesome soundtrack to which you can watch the (allegedly) gropey Munchkins do their thing……..

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