Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Spraypaint v. slavery, "American Horror Story" gets a Clinton fix and Alabama has a new footbal felon


- That’s not the way to reverse your downward trajectory on Nick Saban’s depth chart, Alabama offensive lineman Lester Cotton. Cotton, who is a former top recruit nationally, began the 2016 season as the starting left guard, was moved to right guard for three games and was so poor that toward the end of the season, he moved to right tackle where he backed up true freshman Jonah Williams. For a guy who’s not getting it done on the field, best not to get arrested over the weekend and charged with second-degree possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. That’s how Cotton rolls and according to Tuscaloosa police, he was rolling in his ride late at night when he was pulled over in a traffic stop where the officer searched the vehicle after detecting the odor of marijuana emitting from inside the vehicle. Saban, fresh off getting smacked by Clemson in the national championship game, was probably not happy when he got news that his program was in the headlines thanks to the criminal actions of a second-string offensive lineman. "We are in the process of determining the facts in the situation with Lester Cotton," Saban said in a statement. "We will discipline internally like we have done in the past." The arrest continues a string of embarrassing off-field incidents over the past year for the program, although Cotton is the first Alabama player arrested this offseason. Alabama has a ways to go to match last offseason, when Cam Robinson, Laurence "Hootie" Jones and Alphonse Taylor were all arrested, but someone’s got to get the part started and Cotton is clearly that guy…….


- Look at you, flexing and muscling up, Montenegro. You have no chance of actually backing down any of the people you’re looking to take on, but credit for having a pair and trying to swing them around to much effect. The tiny Balkan state’s prime minister has boldly informed Russia and its allies within its own borders to stop opposing its NATO bid. Russia takes very well to smaller nations that were once part of its Soviet bloc telling it how to do business, so this should go over very well. Prime Minister Dusko Markovic courageously demanded that those who want to destabilize the country by meddling into its affairs "should keep their hands off Montenegro,” which should have gone without saying because no one - but no one - gets handsy with Montenegro. His comments came not long after opposition pro-Russian parties denounced a call by Montenegro's special prosecutor urging the national assembly to lift the immunity of two senior opposition leaders allegedly involved in a pro-Russian plot to overthrow the government over its NATO bid, so this situation is clearly lit. So far, about 20 people — including two Russian citizens — have been suspected of participating in the October plot that allegedly included plans to kill a then-prime minister and take over power to prevent Montenegro from joining NATO, preferring to remain in the world of communism, gulags and Vlad Putin subservience. Those governing the country would prefer to at least try to move forward and become a bigger part of the global community……..


- Oh good, because the American people can never have enough of their Clinton fix. The producers of “American Crime Story” know it and that’s why the fourth season of the popular cable series will tell the story of the infamous Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton sex scandal. The show has pulled from this general period in history before, as the first season, “The People v. O. J. Simpson,” told the story of (alleged/probable) double murderer O.J. Simpson and how he was able to get over on the American legal system despite (almost certainly) offing his ex-wife and her new boyfriend, running last year to critical acclaim and winning critical acclaim and winning nine Emmys including acting honors for Sterling K. Brown, Sarah Paulson and Courtney B. Vance. The next edition will be based on Jeffrey Toobin’s book, “A Vast Conspiracy: The Real Sex Scandal That Nearly Brought Down A President,” and AHS favorite Sarah Paulson has already been cast in an unknown role. “Sarah will be in it but she won’t be playing Hillary [Clinton]. That’s earmarked for talks with somebody else,” series co-creator Ryan Murphy said. “We’re casting that now. I can’t say what Sarah is playing, but it starts shooting at the end of this year.” Season 2, which begins filming in a few weeks, will focus on the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and be based on “The Great Deluge: Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans, and the Mississippi Gulf Coast,” with Annette Bening cast as Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco. The third season will debut next year and it’s story will be the infamous 1997 murder of fashion designer Gianni Versace on the steps of his Miami mansion……


- It’s awfully easy to attack hypocritical, philosophically jacked-up American icon when he’s cast in stone and unable to fight back. That goes out to whichever bored, disruptive student at William & Mary University in Williamsburg, Virginia who had both free time and a few dollars to buy a can of spray paint, so he or she decided to deface a Thomas Jefferson statue at the school by painting the hands red and scrawling the words "slave owner" nearby. University spokeswoman Suzanne Seurattan said the school is investigating the defacement of the monument and also determining how to remove the paint without leaving damage. Clearly, whoever did this graffiti hatchet job hasn’t had a lot of experience tagging walls, statues and the like because if they had, the painting would have been done on a much higher level. It’s also clear that the culprit was looking to make a point about Jefferson’s hands being stained with the blood of the slaves he owned despite helping establish a nation that was supposedly built on the idea of freedom. Having said that, maybe attack some of the ass hats and ignoramuses who are currently alive and is still actively involved in heinous activities such as human trafficking or sexual slavery despite the fact that WE’RE 17 YEARS INTO THE 21ST CENTURY. But never mind confronting those people, not when you can hit up the local Walmart, grab a can of Krylon and go to town on a stone representation of an American leader who’s been dead and gone for a couple of centuries and change……..

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