Sunday, July 03, 2016

PGA Tour drug testing shenanigans, pot on the ballot and Tool on the comeback trail


- The nightmare is over, Venezuela. No, not the nightmare of living under the iron fist of a totalitarian, repressive socialist regime that stifles dissent and reeks of corruption; that lives on and probably will for a long, long time. But one of the nightmares the regime has imposed on its people, electricity rationing that began more than two months ago because a drought had caused low water levels at the hydroelectric dam that provides most of the country's power, has ended. Venezuelan President/dictator Nicolas Maduro says he is lifting the restrictions, announcing that beginning Monday the government will no longer cut off electricity to much of the country for four hours a day. The power cuts have impacted nearly everyone, as only the capital of Caracas and four other states had been spared from the power cuts that were instituted April 25. The government’s official story about the lifting of the rationing system is that a resumption of rain has improved the water level behind the Guri dam, which produces 60 percent of Venezuela's electricity. As part of the restrictions, the government also instituted a two-day work week for civil workers to conserve power they might use on the job, but the reality was that the workers weren't exactly staying home burning candles for light and keeping all of their electronic devices turned off. A normal work week was restored on June 14 and power cuts were suspended on the weekend, and now it’s back to normal for a country where shortages of basic food and hygiene items are still common things……….


- It’s been a decade since legendary metal rockers Tool have released an album and although their drought hasn’t reached the farcical levels Guns N’ Roses hit in Fat-sel Rose’s long quest to release “Chinese Democracy,” the metal world is anxiously awaiting Maynard James Keenan and his bandmates’ next release. Keenan recently addressed longstanding rumors of a new album from the quartet, which would be the first full-length album since “10,000 Days” some 10 years ago. "We’ve found a common ground,” Keenan said. “We just can’t seem to move forward.” Melvins frontman Buzz Osborne is a friend of the band and he claims to be one of the few who has heard material that could be on the new album. According to Osborne, the results are staggeringly long, as in the shortest song on the album so far is 12 minutes. The road back to existence as a living, breathing band has taken some time for Tool, who played their first live show of 2015 dressed as members of Led Zeppelin for Halloween. Keenan has been busy promoting his other band, Puscifer, but playing the Monster Mash festival in Tempe, Arizona on Oct. 31 was a sign that there might be life in Tool after all. A rousing cover of Led Zeppelin's 'No Quarter' was one of the highlights of the night, just as finally getting a new album from their long-dormant favorite band would be the highlight of the musical year for most fans……..


- The quest for full access to ganja whenever and wherever you feel like it is alive and well in California. In other words, a ballot initiative legalizing the adult recreational use of marijuana got more than enough signatures to place it on the November ballot, reviving an issue that voters considered in 2010 when a pot legalization measure was defeated by a 7-percent margin. Will 53 percent of voters be against legalization again? Silicon Valley philanthropist Sean Parker hopes not; he helped fund the signature drive with support from Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, the California Democratic Party and the NAACP. The fight over Proposition 19 was led by political consultant Tim Rosales, who believes that the new initiative has loopholes including some that allow convicted drug felons to legally sell pot. According to Rosales, the tax revenue generated by regulating the sale of marijuana would be eaten up by the cost of enforcing the scheme and policing black market sales. Arguing that the change wouldn’t benefit the state’s economy and that California would actually lose money in the process is bound to sway some votes, but supporters say that those on their side of the issue are seeking social justice, not profits. Supporters of the measure have already raised nearly $4 million. Those against it, namely law enforcement, hospitals and drug policy groups, are trying to position themselves as taking the high ground by using facts and not funding to fight against an idea they view as straight-up wrong for their state………..


- Although many people make jokes at golfers’ expense on account of many of them not looking much like athletes and their sport not being all that physically demanding. But whether people think golf is a legitimate sport or not, the PGA Tour drug tests its members and expects them to stay clear of performance-enhancing drugs that would allow them to drive the ball further, recover from injuries quicker and muscle the ball out of the rough with 24-inch biceps. That includes Steven Bowditch, who had himself a day at the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational. Bowditch, not among the best players in the field, had racked up five-straight rounds with scores above 80 entering the second round of the event. His streak of futility dated back to the WGC-Cadillac Championship, but he snapped it with a 2-over par 72 in the second round of the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational. He didn’t have much time to enjoy his feat of being not as far below average as usual because shortly after his round, he was ushered away by a tour official and told to pee in a cup. The tour’s supposedly random drug testing hasn’t always seemed so random to those being tested, as many have been taken in for testing after posting their best rounds in recent memory. But Bowditch found humor in the situation and tweeted a photo of the form he signed informing him of the test. He posted a tweet that read,  “Not even the Tour can believe I broke 80.” Props for finding humor in something that’s tremendously awkward, uncomfortable and weird even on its very best day………

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