Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Hosting the Olympics is still a bad idea, atomic wings for the law and Tarantino promises to stay at 10


- It’s not getting better, is it Venezuela? Not if your defense minister is being asked to step into a bigger role in order to give the military a tighter grip on the economy as your socialist-run country struggles to combat severe shortages and stave off food riots. Yes, food riots are a reality and to keep them from tearing the country apart even further, Defense Minister Vladimir Padrin is getting a major promotion. Dictator/President Nicolas Maduro announced that he was creating a new government initiative to boost production and guarantee the smooth distribution of food supplies, which sounds like a swell idea until you realize that the military historically has been the arbiter of disputes in Venezuela and it’s really never gone well. Oh, and Maduro is tightening his grip on the country at a time when polls show that he is more unpopular than ever, so there’s that as well. This is a despot who since taking power has enhanced the military's power and handed it key cabinet posts with control over the economy, giving the citizens of his downtrodden country even more reasons to be concerned. While Padrin is being elevated in power and his job description says he will coordinate the work of every ministry, odds are that he will abuse that power, overstep his bounds and give everyone a whole new list of reasons to hate their dictatorial leader and try to vote him out in the country’s next round of totally rigged national elections…….


- The end is near if you believed quirky, often-brilliant director Quentin Tarantino. The man who helmed “Pulp Fiction” and “The Hateful Eight” has long stood on the promise that he plans to make only 10 films in his career and during a recent speech at a film festival in Israel, he was asked if he intends to stick to that plan after “Django Unchained” and “The Hateful Eight” raised his current tally to eight. Technically, he’s cheating because “Kill Bill” was originally filmed as one movie and split into two because the studio figured people wouldn’t want to watch a five-hour behemoth, but even so, does Tarantino really have just two movies left in his demented mind? “I’m planning on stopping at 10. So it’ll be two more,” he said. “Even if at 75, if I have this other story to tell, it would still kind of work because that would make those 10. They would be there and that would be that. But the one he did when he was an old f***ing man, that geriatric one exists completely on its own in the old folks’ home and is never put in the same shelf next to the other 10.” Umm, OK Q., whatever you say. This sounds oddly like the boxer who insists that he’s done after he wins a nice, round number of fights, only to realize that life without doing the thing he loves is kind of awful and that he misses the money, fame and spotlight being on him, so he returns even though he’s well past his prime and can’t land punches the way he once did………


- Maybe if the world embraced this method of going after law enforcement, the world would be a better place. In Cleveland County, North Carolina, authorities are claiming that deputies were taunted by employees and served tampered food at a fast food restaurant while taking a lunch break in their uniforms. The wife of a Cleveland County deputy posted a message in which she claimed that “the boys in the back cooking the food started yelling at them and calling them names," referring to her husband's trip to the Zaxby's restaurant in Shelby. The wife claimed that her husband and his partner were both on duty and in uniform and they “ignored the insults” before ordering, sitting down to eat the food and realizing that the workers “had put the hottest sauce possible on [his] wings - to the point where his food wasn't even fit to eat.” The odds are that most food at a place like Zaxby’s isn't fit to eat, but that didn’t assuage the rage of Cleveland County Capt. Joel Shores, who sounds pretty angry about this. "Years ago, this profession was respected, it was honored. Now to get ridiculed, to be a target, to possibly get shot at, for little pay... what’s the motivation to be a police officer other than do it because your heart’s in it to help the community?” Shores said. My man, if everyone who has a problem with the cops merely made fun of them and put the atomic wing sauce on their food, this country would be a much safer place. Zaxby’s said in a statement it was investigating the claims and "working quickly to resolve this issue." Sounds like a year’s worth of free wings is on the way for these two men in blue……..


- You can sign on as many millionaires, billionaires and power brokers as you want; it’s not going to make hosting the Olympics a good idea for any American city or even something other than a surefire fiscal apocalypse. That’s directed at you, Los Angeles, after hearing that you’ve landed the chairman and CEO of The Walt Disney Co. to be a part of your bid to land the 2024 Olympics. Welcome aboard, Bob Iger, to serve as a vice chair of the bid committee's board of directors, joining former Olympic champion swimmer Janet Evans, retired NBA champion Magic Johnson, nine-time Paralympian Candace Cable and labor leader Maria Elena Durazo. It’s an impressive group, but unless these five are going to fund the Games all on their own, then it’s still a terrible idea to bid for and host the Olympics. Venues are built that will be needed for only a few weeks, gridlock is caused, people are displaced and the host city spends billions of dollars it will never come close to recouping, all in the name of….what, again? Hosting the Olympics used to be cool, but now so many cities are in fiscal trouble and nations are struggling with their bottom line to the point that it makes no sense to bid to host, all the while painting a huge terrorist target over the entire city. Therefore, it could not matter less that LA 2024 chairman Casey Wasserman says Iger has a proven track record of reaching young people and families with content delivered through the latest digital technology, because the real winning result for the United States would be for one of the other bidding cities, maybe Rome, to “earn” the right to put on the Games in eight years……..

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