Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Maldives family drama, giant Captain America statues and robbing McDonald's on a Schwinn


- Never allow your family drama to affect your business…or the competent governance of an entire nation. If that isn't written into the unofficial rules of business and government, it should be. Then, the powers that be in the tiny island nation known as the Maldives would not be locked in a bitter family dispute that has resulted in the country’s foreign minister resigning amid reports of a bitter dispute between the president, who is her uncle, and her father, who previously ruled the country for 30 years. Dunya Maumoon announced that she had submitted her resignation but won't immediately discuss the reasons, but the timing of her resignation tells the story well enough because it came down amid differences between President Yameen Abdul Gayoom and his half-brother, Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, the leader of the ruling Progressive Party of the Maldives. The family battle became public last week when Maumoon openly opposed a law to lease out islands and lagoons for tourism projects without competitive bidding. The country already has a tenuous political scene and this dispute could cause even more waves as Maumoon moves to strengthen his hold on the party. One has to imagine that Maldives residents are absolutely thrilled that their country became a multiparty democracy in 2008 because in less than a decade, that multiparty system has pushed them to the brink of a debacle that could set their developing nation back even further than it already lags as compared to the rest of the world………


- Considering the amount of money Captain America has already banked for Marvel, it’s not really that big a deal that the studio has commissioned a 13-foot tall bronze statue of the superhero to be made and erected in Brooklyn. Having a Captain America statue set up in a New York park is a great promotional tool for Marvel with the slew of superhero movies it has in the works. The statue will reside in Prospect Park and will also bear the “Captain America: The First Avenger” quote, "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn." The most recent Captain-starring film, “Captain America: Civil War” made a nice chunk of change earlier this year and will soon be available on Blu-ray and DVD along with 60 minutes of bonus footage which includes deleted scenes, the making of and an exploration of the evolution of Iron Man and Captain America. Mix in a gag reel of outtakes and a behind-the-scenes sneak peak of the forthcoming Doctor Strange movie and it sounds like a worthwhile DVD to own, one that Marvel can promote quite well by setting up a massive statue of a fictional character with zero basis in reality in the middle of one of the most densely populated cities in the world. But hey, Marvel is probably only putting this statue up because of the incredible appreciation the studio has for art and contributing to the advancement of American culture………


- Some lucky kid in Madison, Tennessee is going to have himself a hell of a “What I did this summer” essay when school starts back up this fall. This unidentified teenager will be able to boldly tell the tale of how he rode up on a bicycle to the drive-through window of a McDonald's in Madison and robbed the fast food joint at gunpoint. The robbery happened on South Gallatin Pike around 3 a.m., which raises a lot of questions about why McDonald’s is even open at that time - Taco Bell is, after all, the go-to fast food joint for those trying to sop up the excess alcohol in their bodies with quasi-food - and what this kid’s parent(s) are up to, but either way, the robber was able to get away with an undisclosed amount of cash. There were police officers in the area, but somehow the robber managed to get away clean and there are presently no leads on his identity or whereabouts. Employees described the robber as a black male between 16 and 17 years old, wearing a red shirt and had something blue covering his face. At this point, the only hope authorities have for determining who this bold minor is would be security footage from the restaurant, but that seems like a long shot because if his face was covered - and assuming this dude doesn’t rock a bike with license plates on it - then there is very little chance of accurately identifying him. Unless, of course, that essay shows up when the first week of school rolls around………


- Bank on this being one of the many syrupy sweet puff pieces running during the Olympics next month. When you have an Army reservist who wins his event at the U.S. track and field trials record jump and qualifies for the Games on the Fourth of July, it’s tailor-made for a deep-voiced narrator talking in bold tones over footage of this proud American holding the flag or soaring over the bar in victory. Sam Kendricks is that sure-to-be-lionized Olympian, a second lieutenant who captured the pole vault crown at the track and field trials, then proudly waved his red, white and blue flag in the air. "I love to have the colors [of the flag] in my hands," Kendricks said. "I'm lucky and I'm very thankful for the grace to befall on me that I get to do this and compete for my country. My commitment to my country comes first and foremost." He was one of several service members to perform well in the event, as U.S. Air Force star Cale Simmons took second. Two other Air Force members were also in the field: Dylan Bell and Joey Uhle, who had a mishap with his pole when it snapped in the middle of one of his jumps. Uhle didn't clear a height. "All great jumpers and serving their country on two fronts," Kendricks said. He cleared 19 feet, 4 3/4 inches to break the trials record set by Tim Mack in 2004 and Mack was on the sideline encouraging Kendricks to top his mark. Mack also had the chance to place the gold medal around Kendricks' neck. "The meet record was a byproduct of a lot of great jumping," Kendricks said. "I was lucky enough to have a coach who had a plan." And now, NBC executives have a plan to add his tale to their Olympics coverage……..

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