Saturday, July 02, 2016

Justin Vernon's hipster rage, a kook hearts his computer and Macedonia v. the EU


- The European Union may have suffered a major setback last week with the United Kingdom’s vote to exit its little governance club, but that doesn’t mean it’s stopped doing business. No, the EU is still in business and it’s top official in Macedonia has expressed "serious concern" over the lack of progress in overcoming the country's enduring political crisis, which was triggered by a wiretapping scandal. Aivo Orav, who leads the EU delegation in Macedonia, said the organization "is seriously concerned" over the situation and, "regrettably" has not seen much progress. That seems like a fair description in a country that has been drowning in political turmoil for 15 months and counting in the wake of opposition allegations that the governing conservatives illegally wiretapped about 20,000 people, including judges, police, politicians, foreign diplomats and journalists. A good internal espionage controversy is always fun to watch, but maybe no so much for those on the inside. Earlier this year, the country's top politicians agreed to an EU-brokered deal under which then-Prime Minister Nikola Gruevski stepped down. The idea was to clear the way for early elections to seek new, non-corrupt leadership for Macedonia, but those early elections have already been postponed twice and the various dueling political parties in the mix have yet to agree on anything remotely resembling a date to hold the vote. Now, the EU is concerned that its deal will fall apart and those fears appear to have some validity……….


- Behold, the monsoon of cash that is swamping the NBA in a rain of green when it meets the El Nino that is the influence of winning a championship on the value of members of said title team. Oh, and mixed with the worth of a person winning life’s genetic lottery by being born and growing into a 7-foot-tall human being. Free-agent center Timofey Mozgov has reached a verbal agreement on a four-year deal worth $64 million with the Los Angeles Lakers, proving that a dude who played a combined 25 minutes in the Cleveland Cavaliers’ seven-game Finals win over the Warriors can still make $16 million a season if he’s really tall and the NBA’s salary cap goes up by $20 million or so. The 7-foot-1 center averaged 10.6 points and 6.9 rebounds in 46 games during the 2014-15 season and started all 20 games during the postseason, in which Cleveland lost to the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals. However, his role shrunk drastically this season and he averaged just 6.3 points and 4.4 rebounds during the regular season and just 1.2 points in 5.8 minutes during the postseason. Being Timofey Mozgov was arguably the best job in the world in June, when he did nothing at all on game nights and was still making seven figures annually. Now, he’s upping his net work significantly AND he gets to live and work in sunny Southern California? Not bad for a tall, fairly uncoordinated Russian who speaks barely functional English and rode every other Cavalier’s coattails to a championship ring……..


- Verrrrry clever, Utah resident and all-around tool Chris Sevier. Sevier, who really wants to make the point that he doesn’t agree with same-sex couples having the right to marry, wants to wed his computer to make a social point. "This is not a game, OK, this is not some kind of funny scenario," Sevier said. No, it’s not a game. Just a really stupid, small-minded publicity stunt by an ass hat who should be able to find a thousand better, more eloquent ways to make his point - or he would be if he didn’t have the same IQ as the power cord that provides electricity to his computer. Sevier went to Utah County Clerk Bryan Thompson to ask for a marriage license, but Thompson turned him away for reasons that really aren't that difficult to fathom. "In this day and age nothing surprises me anymore," Thompson said. "I’ve been in this office long enough, I’ve seen lots of different things, but I just said, 'No, I legally cannot do that.'" Not to be denied in his quest for more publicity, Sevier named Thompson, Utah Gov. Gary Herbert, and Utah Attorney General Sean Reyes in the case filed in district court, arguing that since it's legal for same-sex couples to marry, all other forms of marriage should be legal too. In his world, legalizing same-sex marriage is like turning religious beliefs into law because there's no scientific proof that homosexuality is a genetic trait. "There is no real proof that there is a gay gene," he said. "There is no real proof that people are born gay." That’s your belief, and you’re entitled to it, but (no) credit for saying that if the Supreme Court nullifies its ruling and redefines marriage as a union between a man and woman, he would no longer want to marry his computer. Keep being a tool, bro, and don’t let anyone talk you out of it………


- World, prepare to be stunned. Bon Iver frontman/über-hipster Justin Vernon is throwing a hissy fit and raging against something popular. Vernon’s latest target for his snarky rage is Apple Music, the streaming service that launched one year ago and surpassed 10 million subscribers in January of this year. Apple’s foray into the streaming world had a rough start, battling through rumored plans to include not paying artists for listens during a subscribers' unpaid trial period and prompting an open letter from Taylor Swift to the company shortly before the launch that changed Apple’s mind. That led to a surge in subscriptions, but Vernon still isn't sold and he recently took to Twitter to air out some grievances about its usability, labeling it a "horrid platform.” Vernon ranted about something hipster fans will undoubtedly enjoy, namely lashing out at the perceived over-commercialization of the industry. "apple went from being innovative, plug + play … the best way to experience music and file management to literally a horrid platform,” Vernon wrote. “they let the commercialization of apple music get in the way of making a product easy, simple, and beautiful to use. #neversyncagain." So that means you’ll be pulling your music from Apple Music, right J? Or not. Vernon confirmed hat he would not be pulling his music from the platform, which is going to get a redesign by Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor. Reznor will team with Apple vice president of iTunes content Robert Kondrk in an effort to make Apple Music more competitive with rivals such as Spotify. Just don’t think that’s going to impress Justin Vernon……….

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