Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Father-son drone kooks v. Big Brother, Poland v. anti-Semitism and college football criminal determination

- If the first arrest doesn’t do it, give it the ol’ college try, eh Oklahoma cornerback Jordan Thomas? Thomas, who was a key member of Oklahoma's defense a year ago, starting 11 games and finishing with 46 tackles and five interceptions to earn All-Big 12 second-team honors, was arrested over the holiday weekend and could face charges of interference, public intoxication and assault and battery. The Cleveland County Sheriff's office in Oklahoma noted that police were called to a Norman bar after a fight and when the arresting officer arrived on the scene Thomas was running away. Yes, because if you can run a 4.5 40-yard dash and cover a speedy wide receiver stride for stride, then you can definitely outrun the police in their cars and with their radios. However, Thomas wasn’t able to elude the law like he mike deke a pursuing receiver trying to chase him down as he streaks into the end zone with an intercepted pass, putting six points on the scoreboard for his team. No, after a foot chase, Thomas was eventually caught and arrested. Believe it or not, the arresting officer determined that Thomas had "slurred speech,” the odor of alcohol coming from his person and admitted to having "6 shots." That last part might be due some credit because this idiot is the first person in recorded history to admit to the amount of alcohol he probably consumed before doing something stupid. And hey, it’s tough to blame Thomas for thinking he could get away with it; he was arrested in December for failure to appear in court for a traffic violation and has been suspended twice for undisclosed team violations during his time with the program, but still has his scholarship, so at this point he has to be feeling damn near bulletproof……..


- Ah, the tried-and-true father-son court appearance to fight the prying eyes and litigious hands of Big Brother. Nothing bonds two men quite like heading to court for a showdown with the Federal Aviation Administration over whether the agency can force them to disclose information about drones shown in two YouTube videos firing a gun and deploying a flame thrower in their backyard. That’s a mouthful to say, but it’s what happens when Austin Haughwout of Clinton and his father, Bret Haughwout, refuse to comply with subpoenas issued by the U.S. attorney's office on behalf of the FAA, saying the subpoenas violate their constitutional right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures and questioning the agency's authority to regulate recreational drones. The issue of drones is taking flight around the country and this week, U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Meyer will hold a hearing on whether the Haughwouts have to comply with the subpoenas. What happens at that hearing in New Haven is expected to have national significance because it could set a precedent on how much authority the FAA has over recreational drone use. The facts of the case are online for all to see, as Austin Haughwout uploaded the videos to his YouTube channel last year. The most popular of the videos, viewed more than 3.7 million times, shows a flying drone equipped with a handgun firing rounds. It’s six times more popular than one that shows a flying drone with a flamethrower lighting up a spit-roasting Thanksgiving turkey. Yes, because dropping your turkey into a vat of boiling oil is so tired and played. Father and son are refusing to bow down to Assistant U.S. Attorney John Larson, whose side argues that the subpoenas were issued in connection with an investigation being conducted for the legitimate purpose of ensuring the safe operation of "aircraft" and under the FAA's authority to investigate potential violations of its regulations banning people from operating aircraft in a careless or reckless manner. Game on………


- How popular are superhero movies these days? So popular that A-list actresses are openly pining for starring roles in superhero movies that studios don’t even plan on making. Enter “Pitch Perfect” star Anna Kendrick, who is geeked about the idea of taking on the role of one of Marvel’s lesser known superheroes – Squirrel Girl. Keep in mind that Marvel has no plans for Squirrel Girl film, so Kendrick gushing about the chance to play the hero on screen is kind of totally out of the blue. “My brother sent me a Squirrel Girl comic because he thinks I should [play her],” Kendrick said. “I don’t know what Squirrel Girl does other than be half squirrel, but I could be half squirrel.” Props to Kendrick’s brother for thinking of his sister as a half-squirrel hero, because that is some bizarre logic. For those who don’t follow obscure, rodent-based Marvel heroes, Squirrel Girl has scored some major wins in her hero career, taking down major supervillains such as Dr. Doom and Thanos. This half-bushy-tailed-rat lady possesses superhuman strength, senses, razor-sharp claws and, naturally, the ability to communicate with squirrels. Many Twitter users have expressed support for the idea of Kendrick as Squirrel Girl, including some who have done disturbingly intricate Photoshop jobs of her in the role. The ball, er, nut is in your court, Marvel……….




- That was a slam dunk, eh Polish President Andrzej Duda? Duda, who spoke during commemorations marking the 70th anniversary of a post-war massacre of Jews in Kielce, made sure he was on the right side of history this time when he strongly condemned all forms of racism, xenophobia and anti-Semitism, saying there is no room in today's Poland for those forms of prejudice. Those comments were a bit different from that one time he won the presidency after a remark in a debate that seemed aimed at winning the support of anti-Semitic voters. Perhaps sensing that he would be unwise to continue in that line of thought once he was actually in charge, he’s reversed field in recent months, strongly condemning  anti-Semitism and xenophobia several times. Seeing as Poland was home to Europe's largest Jewish community before the Holocaust, Jewish leaders have not been big fans of these mixed messages on matters of prejudice since the election last year that brought the right-wing Law and Justice party to power. When you have party leader Jaroslaw Kaczynski, who is staunchly anti-migrant and accused refugees during the campaign of carrying "parasites" to Europe, having your president firmly on the right side of the battle against bigotry is kind of a big deal. Whoever wrote Duda’s speech for the ceremony did a solid job of driving that point home, so here’s hoping the president remembers to stick with that approach going forward……..

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