Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Aaron Rodgers rages, Belfast nears boom and sheep in ugly holiday sweaters


- Do prime ministers of Britain and Ireland, David Cameron and Enda Kenny, really think their bureaucratic asses will make any difference in helping to strike an accord to sustain Northern Ireland's fraying unity government? These two suits may have fooled themselves into thinking it possible for them to push the process ahead and increase the odds of forging an agreement and on some level, the pending arrival of the two leaders does indicate increased concern that the 7½-year-old coalition of British Protestants and Irish Catholics, a key peacemaking achievement, could collapse without a new compromise pact. In other words, there is a sense of urgency there, but there is also the fact that the two sides in this debate hate each other and would just as soon blow one another up with a car bomb as give one another a hug. The two principal parties in Northern Ireland's five-party coalition, the Irish nationalists of Sinn Fein and the British unionists of the Democratic Unionist Party, are on polar opposite ends of the spectrum on a litany of security, economic and cultural matters and years of hate, malice and dispute aren’t likely to go away just because there is a looming, informal Christmas Eve deadline. Failure to compromise could mean early elections or the renewal of direct British rule, which might be the one thing both sides in the debate hate nearly as much as they hate each other. The irony of a government based in the city that gave birth to the Titanic sinking fast and doing nothing to stop it can’t be lost on anyone here………


- Aaron Rodgers isn't exactly Katt Williams, Chris Rock or Jerry Seinfeld. He doesn’t typically show up in front of a microphone laying the heavy verbal lumber to one of his peers, despite his numerous television commercials and generally chatty public demeanor. But during the most recent edition of his local radio show in Milwaukee, the Green Bay Packers quarterback took a direct shot at Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch, who doesn’t really need anyone piling on at this point. After the Lions defeated the Packers early in the season, they had the upper hand on Rodgers and his crew. But Tulloch gave back any upper hand he had in Week 3 when he mocked Rodgers’ championship-belt celebration for rushing touchdowns and tore his ACL during that triumph. Rodgers could have let the insult slip because karma had already paid Tulloch back, but he elected to go with the unusual move of breaking out his simulated title belt after his 10-yard touchdown pass to Jordy Nelson in Monday night's win over the Atlanta Falcons. When the topic came up during his show, Rodgers put Tulloch squarely in the crosshairs and pulled the trigger. "I just wanted to remind people you can do that celebration and not hurt yourself," Rodgers said. "It wasn't even really a big one. It was just a little one." The gesture has become known as the discount double check after his State Farm commercials and Rodgers rarely breaks it out after his TD passes - that might be excessive given the 35 he has on the season - but it was part of an energetic Monday night in which he was more animated and physical than normal. "Sometimes you just want to feel like a football player," Rodgers said. "(General manager) Ted (Thompson) probably didn't appreciate it, and he usually will tell me at some point this week, I'm sure, that sliding is always a good option.” The Packers and Lions, by the way, meet again in Week 17……..


- Who invited a sheep to their ugly Christmas sweater party and forgot to give the woolly fella a ride home, Omaha? Someone dropped the ball on that one because in recent days, Nebraska’s biggest city - i.e. the tallest midget - has been wondering who a sheep wearing a festive red-and-green sweater belongs to after the animal was found wandering around the city. The Nebraska Humane Society is caring for the sheep while it tries to find its owner and learn the animal's name, which unfortunately was not scrawled on the tag of the sweater in permanent marker. The sheep was found Sunday night wandering around an Omaha neighborhood and thank God it wasn’t the wrong ‘hood, or else that sheep would have been sheared and pistol-whipped in a heartbeat. According to Humane Society spokeswoman Pam Wiese, the sheep will be held for at least three days before being put up for adoption. It appears healthy and ready for any future ugly sweater party invites that may come its way in the next few weeks. Perhaps it ran away because, as Wiese speculated, it was someone’s 4-H project and didn’t feel like being anyone’s project or having a joke played on it by some tool who thought putting a sweater on a sheep wasn’t twisted or devious at all. The animal is clearly domesticated, as it is used to walking on a leash and doesn't seem to mind that the hideous holiday apparel it is rocking. The sweater looks to be designed for a dog, which is just as ridiculous, but not quite as absurd as a vagabond sheep in its holiday finest with nowhere to call home. These are the sorts of things that only happen in the thriving metropolis that is Omaha……….


- How big has the tidal wave of superhero movies gotten? Big enough that a 74-year-old, award-winning actor with a litany of blockbusters to his name wants in on the payday, er, mayhem. Al Pacino, who has starred in “Heat,” “Scent of a Woman” and earned eight Oscar nominations in the process, isn’t exactly making his best movies these days and maybe that’s why he is considering taking a role in an upcoming Marvel film. Marvel, of course, is at the epicenter of the superhero film craze and Pacino revealed that he has had a meeting with Marvel's president, Kevin Feige. That revelation fueled speculation that he might take a role in one of the stuido’s upcoming films. Pacino fanned those flames by talking about he enjoyed Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy,” which was a commercial success on a grand level. "It was inventive, funny, strong in sound and music, the production of it, the ingenuity of it… I was really impressed,” Pacino said. Speaking about his meeting with Feige, Pacino added, "I would imagine either there’s something he feels is right for me.” Given the remaining value in Pacino’s name and the eyeballs he brings to the screen in any project he fronts, Marvel would be smart to consider adding Pacino to a film, even if its superhero offerings are typically strong enough on their own to bring in major money without needing the biggest A-lister they can find. The good news for Pacino is that he can do his trademark LOUD VOLUME DIALOGUE FOR NO APPARENT REASON and be right at home in such a movie……..

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