Thursday, July 03, 2014

Trent Reznor v. Death Grips, thugs v. Amish buggies and saving the Chicago Cubs


- Lights out, Greece. The good news is that your soccer team has been eliminated from the World Cup and therefore, the bad news in this equation becomes a bit more tolerable. It seems that workers at the Public Power Corporation have reached their wits’ end with the government’s plan for their place of employment and are prepared to do something about it. That something is a massive strike that has authorities warning the populace that it should expect brief power cuts as a result of the work stoppage. The strike is to protest government plans to sell part of the company and the idea of workers abandoning their posts in a country without the best infrastructure and with plenty of fiscal problems is a potentially terrifying one. Perhaps sensing what a stomach-twister this could be, the power distribution agency said Thursday that any power cuts would last no more than one hour. In the early hours of the strike, no major problems were reported and a telephone hotline was set up for consumers to check when their areas might experience power cuts. Public Power Corporation unions clearly could use a better plan than the one they laid out earlier this week, when they vowed rolling 48-hour walkouts starting Thursday, arguing that electricity is a vital commodity that should stay under state control. Letting people know you’re only going to be off the job for two days isn't a wise move, as it dilutes the power of the strike. In spite of the threats from the unions, the country’s conservative-led coalition government insists it will carry out the sale, which is among demands by the financially stricken country's international creditors. The rest of the European Union is undoubtedly watching this one anxiously, as the Greeks are among its most-troubled nations………


- David Ortiz has found a way to rejuvenate his own career. Now, the Boston Red Sox slugger has some ideas for how the perennially disappointing Chicago Cubs can do the same. The Cubs just blew through Boston and swept Ortiz’s team, but they haven't won a World Series in 106 years and are perpetually mired in or below mediocrity. Ortiz, who was now-Cubs team president Theo Epstein's biggest acquisition during Epstein’s tenure in Beantown, has an interesting theory about why the Cubs can’t seem to win anything that matters. "Through the years I've talked to a lot of friends of mine that have played for the Cubs," Ortiz said. "The one thing that everyone talked about was the schedule in Chicago. They get excited walking into a city that's based on baseball, but once they start dealing with the schedule it kind of mentally wears you down." The schedule to which he referred is a day game-heavy slate in which the Cubs have been limited in the number of night games they can play by the neighborhood association for the area around Wrigley Field. When the team first installed lights in 1988, the Cubs were limited to 18 night games in order to avoid disturbing the locals late at night. That number grew to 30 last year and 38 this year, but Ortiz believes playing more than half their games during the day hurts the Cubs. "Believe it or not that's one of the biggest issues for that organization to become a winning ballclub," Ortiz added. "When you come down to the Cubs' schedule it's a game-changer, believe it or not. They play so many day games at home and then they have to travel to another city and adjust themselves to the night games." Perhaps playing day games give players more of a chance to get into trouble at night as well, but Ortiz’s theory doesn’t hold much weight because trying to win a battle against a neighborhood association that has battled to the death on every proposed structural change to the stadium in recent years isn't likely to give any ground………..


- Protect your buggy, Michigan Amish. Someone out there is coming for you and they are not messing around. According to the officers of the Michigan State Police West Branch Post, someone out there has carried out several armed robberies and attempted robberies of Amish buggies. While investigators are still trying to piece together possible motives for these incidents, they do have enough facts to paint a scary picture for the bearded, gibberish-speaking sect. What is currently known is that all of the incidents occurred in Gladwin and Clare counties between May 22 and June 4 and none of the vehicles targeted in these attacks had an internal combustion engine, an auxiliary audio input or remote keyless entry. Obviously, Amish buggies are easy targets because they don’t move that fast, nor can they have tinted windows so dark that it’s impossible to see who’s inside and whether they seem likely to bust a cap into your ass if you step to them. Just to be safe, Michigan’s wildly underrated Amish community may want to start packing heat – or at least riding with some mace and a pointy stick – any time they’re passing through Gladwin and Clare counties. In the interim, the state police, Gladwin County Sheriff's Department and Clare County Sheriff's Department are investigating and have asked anyone with information on the attacks to contact them. It’s a sad day when a gentleman with a world-class beard, a knack for fine craftsmanship and an aversion to electricity can't go for a summer afternoon buggy ride without worrying that some hooligan is going to bum rush his ride, but such is the hard-knock Amish life……….


- Death Grips are D.O.A. and Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor isn't surprised. The California noise group were due to support Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden on their 24-date co-headline tour of the United States, but anyone who paid even the remotest attention to Death Grips’ act knew their chances of actually making it to the big tour was a 50/50 proposition at best. Death Grips’ short run together was marked by bizarre antics, peculiar remarks and a general sense of controlled chaos that pervaded every ounce of their public persona. One gets the impression that Reznor booked them as a third band to fill out the tour without every fully banking on them being around. And sure enough, two weeks before the tour was to begin in Las Vegas, Death Grips went D.O.A. by announcing that as a band, "we are now at our best and so Death Grips is over.” It’s the sort of weird message that is precisely what everyone should have expected from the group and after hearing the news, Reznor tweeted, "sorry everyone… why would I have ever thought those dudes could keep it together?" Perhaps it was the prospect of spending a whole month on tour with two huge bands that pushed Death Grips over the age, or maybe the band really is right and their obviously limited current level as a band is indeed as high as they will ever rise. There is minor shame in admitting you’re not that good and yet cannot get any better, but it’s preferable to slogging onward and subjecting huge audiences to songs that aren’t that good merely so they can see the two bands you’re opening for. A band that leaked its own album and plastered an erect crank on the cover can only go so far. Double those chances of an early demise when said band schedules a number of shows in which they set up their equipment but failed to appear on stage, usually resulting in the trashing of their gear, and a peculiar terminus was the only place to end……….

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