Monday, July 07, 2014

Josh Gordon implodes, movie news and Egypt v. beer


- What were Americans doing over the holiday weekend? Not seeing movies, that’s for sure. “Transformers: Age of Extinction” once again boat-raced the field, but saw its earnings dip 63 percent to $36.4 million. That gives Michael Bay’s latest bloated blockbuster $174.7 million domestically through two weeks. Newcomer “Tammy” overcame a pathetic plot and terrible writing to earn $21.2 million in its debut, snagging second place without much competition. “Deliver Us From Evil” demonized its way to third place with a $9.5 million debut of its own, putting it close to earning back its modest $15 million budget. Fourth place went to “22 Jump Street,” which just missed beating out “Evil” and added $9.4 million to its coffers for a four-week domestic bank roll of $158.8 million. “How to Train Your Dragon 2” snagged fifth place with $8.8 million, putting the animated epic on the precipice of profitability with $140 million in earnings in four weeks and a $145 million budget to earn back. The third new film in the top 10 was “Earth to Echo,” recipient of $8.3 million in its first weekend of release and the sixth-place finisher for the frame. “Maleficent” ranked seventh with $6.1 million in its sixth weekend, upping its impressive domestic earnings total to $213.8 million and continuing its run as Angelina Jolie’s biggest film yet. In eighth place was “Jersey Boys,” which added a modest $5.2 million to its tally for a three-week haul of $36.7 million. The free fall continued for “Think Like a Man Too,” which plummeted another five spots and 52 percent to ninth place with $4.9 million. Despite sucking exponentially, the Kevin Hart-led comedy has banked $57.2 million in three weeks at the local multiplex. “Edge of Tomorrow” hung on for the final spot in the top 10, earning another $3.7 million. In five weeks, Tom Cruise’s latest has brought in $90.8 million and counting. “The Fault in Our Stars” (No. 12), “X-Men: Days of Future Past” (No. 13) and “Chef” (No. 14) all dropped out from last weekend’s top 10……….


- Hey Egypt…wanna get your drink on? Be prepared to pay big time. President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, a former military chief elected last month, is looking to squash your buzz with a massive price hike on beer that could turn frost-brewed goodness into a more valuable commodity than oil. With a sweeping decree, the president raised the sales tax on beer by 200 percent and upped the tax on cigarettes by a relatively paltry 50 percent. Increasing taxes on lung darts is never a bad idea and a 250-percent hike would have been perfectly acceptable, but one has to wonder if dealing with Egypt’s troubled economy by making beer virtually un-affordable to the masses is worth it. The tax hikes are the latest in a series of recent decrees that aim to address Egypt's staggering budget deficit, which has hovered at around 12 percent over the past three years of turmoil. Sure, el-Sissi was elected on the strength of promises to make the tough decisions necessary to help the country's battered economy, but being a wet blanket for the many keggers and ragers sure to be going on across Egypt on any given weekend is a bad way to start one’s time in office. Perhaps realizing that the move would not go over well, el-Sissi tried to counterbalance his decision by partially lifting subsidies on fuel, a politically sensitive issue that Egypt's previous leaders had avoided. Still, in a country where 50 percent of the population lives in poverty, a nice, cold beer every now and then is a welcome relief from the harsh realities of everyday life……….


- Josh Gordon will not be playing NFL football any time soon. The über-talented, über-troubled Cleveland Browns wide receiver is already facing a possible one-season suspension for a second failed drug test and with a hearing on that case set for later this month, let’s just say Gordon isn't cleaning up his act and making a case for himself as a responsible citizen. Instead, he was arrested and charged with driving while impaired after speeding down a street in Raleigh, N.C. Police spokesman Jim Sughrue confirmed that Gordon was taken into custody at Wake County Detention Center after being pulled over for going 50 mph in a 35 mph zone on U.S. 70 in northwest Raleigh around 3 a.m. Saturday. That standard for DWI in North Carolina is for a person to be "appreciably impaired,” although police did not confirm what substances were found to be in Gordon’s system. He was (allegedly) drunk with a blood-alcohol level of .09, and he admitted to having three drinks with vodka. Gordon's agent Drew Rosenhaus said he had no comment about the arrest and Browns general manager Ray Farmer said he found out about the arrest hours after it happened. "We are aware of the matter and are disappointed to learn of this situation. We will comment further at the appropriate time," Farmer said in a statement. Further adding to the shadiness of Gordon’s arrest is the fact that the person who paid his $500 bond was identified as Haydn "Fats" Thomas, a convicted felon who pleaded guilty to gun and drug charges in November. Tack all of this onto Gordon’s previous two-game suspension by the NFL last season for using codeine and a player who led the league in receiving yards by a wide margin last season seems destined to not catch a single pass this season……….


- This is not going to help white folks’ case that they don’t ignorantly think all black people look the same. If a prison inmate can simply switch identities with a fellow inmate and walk out the door of his temporary home, then maybe it’s time to keep a closer eye on the guys in orange jumpsuits. The escapee in question is Chris Bowden, who prison officials say assumed the identity of another inmate and walked out of the Hamilton County Justice Center. According to the sheriff's office, Bowden and Darius Dabney pulled the identity switch and Bowden walked out pretending to be Dabney, even wearing his clothes. Bowden was already in jail for aggravated robbery and was supposed to be in court on a gun charge, but he hatched his plot and to break free and when Dabney's bond was posted, Bowden simply strolled out the front door as a free man. "At least five individuals, including supervisors, touched that paperwork, scrutinized the documents, scrutinized the individual that's being released. We have procedures in place that help us identify each and every inmate. We release hundreds of people from the jail; this is a very unique occurrence,” said Maj. Charmaine McGuffey of the Hamilton County Sheriff's office. Finding Bowden is something of a priority, as last week he was sentenced to 10 years in prison for aggravated robbery. He was hanging around the justice center because he was awaiting transfer because of the scheduled court appearance for the gun charge. Now, authorities have added a felony charge of escape to his ledger. Police aren’t sure if Dabney helped Bowden escape, but Dabney did try something similar back in 2012 when he was arrested and misled a police officer by giving police his brother's name. Go ahead and assume these two criminal masterminds were both in on this caper………

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