Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Elvis losers at the casino, Blink-182 is back and Chinese corruption


- Blink-182 took a long break nine years ago. There most recent hiatus will be much shorter. Back in 2005, the pop-punk trio took nearly four years off and pursued their own individual projects, only to reform in late 2008. They still didn’t release any album for three years, but did return together on stage as presenters at the 2009 Grammy Awards. Their first album in eight years, 2011’s “Neighborhoods,” didn’t exactly set the punk world afire, but the lukewarm response to the release hasn’t deterred a band that has been cranking out the same sort of punk-pop sound for two decades. Now, guitarist/vocalist Tom DeLonge has confirmed that Blink are working on a new album with an Instagram post stating that the band have started rehearsals for their upcoming live dates – which includes a headline slot at Reading And Leeds Festivals later in August – as well as the successor to “Neighborhoods.” "Rehearsals start today," DeLonge said in the caption to an image of old photos of the band. "And yes there will be a new album. Sorry for the wait." Appearances have been sparse from Blink of late, although last month the band did announce a one-off London show in August as a warm up to the Reading and Leeds festivals. One key difference with the new album, whenever it may drop, is that the band split from their previous label, Interscope, in 2011. They put out the “Dogs Eating Dogs” EP the next year, but this will be their first full-length project since that time……..


- Corruption is never far away in China. For example, Chinese state television has posited a steady string of corruption claims and theories by a series of government officials in recent months and yet, the state-run broadcaster itself now faces allegations of graft in its own ranks. At least six people at China Central Television's financial news channel, including star anchor Rui Chenggang and two senior executives, have been arrested in the past two months and Rui was taken away just before going on air for a recent edition of his business news show. All of this is part of a massive anti-corruption campaign that has reached to all levels and multiple areas of the government, including a former deputy chairman of the body that controls China's military and a former boss of the Cabinet agency that oversees the biggest state-owned companies. Other state media have claimed that CCTV took bribes for favorable coverage and while that does obliterate a broadcaster’s integrity and credibility, it really shouldn’t surprise anyone in a thoroughly corrupt, Communist nation. Sure, Chinese newspapers, broadcasters and other media are owned by the state and can largely make their own editorial decisions, but they are always bound by official censorship guidelines. Men and women like Rui often take bribes from companies to bury news about scandals or speak favorably about companies. Allegations of corruption within state media have persisted for years, with bribes ranging from a few thousands of dollars to six figures. Chinese President Xi Jinping, who took power in 2012, has trumpeted ending corruption as one of his top priorities. At the same time, he has imposed severe restrictions on the media and ordered outlets to undergo training in Marxism to emphasize the ruling party's control. Rui may now be the face of that campaign, with 10 million followers for his blog and national prominence………


- As all of Major League Baseball pauses for a three-day break, its top officials on both sides of the aisle are talking big about a major issue. MLB commissioner Bud Selig and players' association executive director Tony Clark both want their league to eradicate the menace of smokeless tobacco and both view the recent death of Tony Gwynn to salivary gland cancer as a potential tipping point in the fight. Selig is not nearly as tepid at this point than Clark, even though he is dropping heavy hints about retirement and maybe be more focused on the early bird special at Bob Evans and his next game of shuffleboard than fixing baseball. Clark, on the other hand, expressed hope that smokeless tobacco use among players will diminish through greater efforts to educate them on the health hazards. The union head said the players are willing to discuss the issue in labor talks, but ass-hattedly insisted the use of smokeless tobacco should remain a matter of individual choice with no blanket ban. "We believe the numbers suggest that usage has declined significantly," Clark said. "It's declined in the minor leagues and the major leagues. Our hope is that we can continue to educate guys on the damage that dipping can do and they will continue to decide not to dip and chew. We give the players the opportunity to make the decision they're going to make against the backdrop of it being legal. At the end of the day, we don't condone it and they know we don't condone it." As Clark alluded to, smokeless tobacco is banned in the minor leagues, but MLB only refuses to provide tobacco to players and bans them from carrying tobacco cans in their uniforms or doing on-camera interviews while chewing. Selig can continue to point to those rules and Clark can crow about personal choice all he wants, but turning a deaf ear to the horrors that smokeless tobacco wreaks on the game and the mouths that chew it is indefensible for both………


- Rarely is there a lack of losers at a casino. However, those losers are typically the dorks in polo shirts or Hawaiian shirts who came to Las Vegas or Atlantic City with a surefire plan to beat the house and walk away with thousands of dollars more than they came to the casino with. Over the weekend, Harrah's Cherokee Casino Resort in Cherokee, N.C. welcomed in a massive share of tools and fools in pursuit of, you guessed it, a new Guinness World Record. The Guinness Book of World Records has inspired more insipid acts of idiocy among losers who know they have nothing of worth to add to the world but insist on trying anyhow by gathering with other like-minded knobs to all play the opening lick of “Smoke on the Water” or bark like a seal in unison while hopping on one foot and eating an Oreo. The record in question at the casino was as moronic as they come, with backwards-thinking dweebs looking to set the world record for the largest gathering of Elvis impersonators. Being an Elvis impersonator is embarrassing enough for anyone who knows a person, but getting together at some second-rate casino with 895 impersonators to smash the previous mark of 645 is on another level. Worse still, this wasn’t even a legit gathering of pathetic people who dress up like Elvis on a regular basis. No, the casino padded the total by giving guests free Elvis outfits to wear and while singing a chorus of Presley's “Can't Help Falling In Love.” It was dubbed the Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest by the casino and ironically, the only ultimate part of the day is the ultimate and permanent shame that everyone involved with this train wreck should feel and eventually will when the reality of what they’ve done becomes officially certified by Guinness………

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