Saturday, July 12, 2014

Polish incompetence, Ellie Goulding concert fights and the NFL in London gets an ally

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- Maurice Jones-Drew must be a big fan of Hyde Park, warm beer and fish and chips. If not, the Oakland Raiders’ new running back would not be throwing his weight behind arguably the worst expansion idea the NFL has had in some time. The rumors of an NFL team moving to London full-time have been floating around for some time, ever since the league started playing the occasional regular season game in Wembley Stadium in 2007. Since then, the NFL has played at least one game in the city each year and of late, talk of flipping a team with subpar attendance across the Atlantic Ocean and creating a logistical nightmare with regular eight-hour flights for three-hour games has amped up. Jones-Drew, who played his first game at Wembley Stadium in 2013 as a member of the Jacksonville Jaguars and will return there in 2014 as a member of the Oakland Raiders, is oddly in support of the idea. "You know what? I think they deserve one. It's just the toll it takes on the body because it's so hard to fly across the pond. I think the fans deserve it and London deserves it because it is a great city," Jones-Drew said. "My only worry is the toll it would take for a team to go back and forth and how would you get that done? There are some things they would have to work on -- they might have to bring the Concorde back and cut that time in half. But you never know.” He’s right, unfortunately, because anything that will increase the 11-figure annual earnings figure the NFL will soon attain is on the table for the owners and commissioner Roger Goodell. That NFL games are something of a novelty for Brits and a full-time team would rank far behind the the United Kingdom’s many professional soccer club is one of the many solid arguments against such a move, but cash always trumps all……….




- Duuuuuuude….this is soooo not cool. Spokane, Wash. resident Mike Boyer was totally stoked to be a pioneer, he accomplished his goal and now, he’s suffering because of it. Boyer, like so many ganja-loving denizens of the Evergreen State, was really stoked when Washington became one of two stages to legalize recreational hippie lettuce use. He bided his time until the law took effect and when it finally happened, he cashed in a perfect plan to become the first Washingtonian to buy recreational marijuana in Spokane. Like a “Lord of the Rings” fan camping out at the local multiplex for a week to get the best seat at the first midnight showing of the latest film in the franchise, Boyer was at the front of the line when the city’s first marijuana shop opened its doors. He thereby garnered plenty of media attention for his notorious purchase and at the time, that seemed pretty cool. It no longer seems cool, as confirmed by the fact that Boyer posted his resume to Craigslist Wednesday afternoon, saying that he had lost his security guard position at Kodiak Security after his high-profile marijuana purchase at Spokane Green Leaf one day earlier. And yes, failed cops who don’t carry an actual gun and work as glorified babysitters who watch security monitors from a broom closet at the mall actually do have work standards they must meet. Kodiak Security seems to have higher standards than most given that it took the company less than 24 hours to dispatch Boyer. “I lost my job due to the news coverage of me being the FIRST PERSON TO BUY MARIJUANA LEGALLY IN SPOKANE! I regret nothing. But now im (sic) jobless and have decided to post my resume here,” Boyer wrote in his Craigslist posting. Maybe revisit that no regrets philosophy when you burn through your new stash of the dank, bro…….




- There are certain concerts where one expects to see fights break out in the crowd from start to finish. Rage Against the Machine, Slayer, Slipknot and Drowning Pool all come to mind, but pop princess Ellie Goulding typically does not make the list. Yet there was Goulding, headlining a show at the Eden Project in Cornwall, England earlier this week when a scuffle in the crowd interrupted her rendition of “Anything Can Happen.” If a fight was going to break out at a show by an electro-pop artist, one might theorize that it would be a chick fight and indeed it was. Two women in the audience started the brawl and Goulding attempted to end it by stopping her set and addressing the offending parties. "Girls, what's up? That song is meant to be happiness, not fights," she said. "No drink throwing. It's not nice. It's really annoying and it's bloody sticky." Throwing drinks in someone’s face is usually a reason to fight and proving that she was more concerned with the altercation at hand than enjoying the concert which she paid a fair amount of British Pounds to attend, one of the brawlers got lippy with Goulding in response to the singer’s rebuke. No one knows what she said because she’s an irrelevant chick fighting at a pop concert and didn’t have a microphone, but Goulding was having none of her snarky retort. “We've all got stories, doesn't mean you have to tell them,” the singer shot back. “Stop boos. Booing isn't nice. "It's quite a laddish crowd tonight, fights breaking out, drinks spilling.” Her peacemaking efforts didn’t exactly qualify her for a post-music gig with the United Nations and stopping a chick fight as opposed to a full-on, multi-man street fight because tatted-up, head-banging maniacs at a Slipknot show isn't so tough, but give Goulding credit for trying………




- The legislators of Poland do not seem to be a big fan of Prime Minister Donald Tusk. Granted, everyone should be a big fan of a man rocking the last name Tusk, but the Polish parliament doesn’t subscribe to that theory and it’s probably why opposition leaders have held two votes of no confidence already this month. Tusk’s center-right government survived its second such vote of July this week after the parliament decided 236-155 in its favor. The vote went down in the Sejm, or lower house of parliament. It came after the opposition tried to seize on the leaked conversations of some leaders as a reason why Tusk and his friends absolutely had to go. While the ruling party can celebrate the result, it represents a significant setback for Jaroslaw Kaczynski, head of the nationalist Law and Justice party, who called the vote. However, don’t expect it to end the targeting of the prime minister for eviction from a position of power. Kaczynski isn't backing down from his accusations that Tusk is guilty of dragging Poland into a political crisis and of general incompetence in guiding the nation of 38 million. The first vote of no confidence, ironically, was requested by Tusk himself to strengthen his position during talks at the European Union. If anyone else feels like calling a third vote of no confidence, now would be the time………

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