Sunday, July 06, 2014

Serena Williams stumbles into Sweden, Bolivia puts kids to work and "Apes" invades South Korea


- Deal with it, local South Korean theater owners. You may not like 20th Century Fox Korea’s announcement that  “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” will open in South Korean theaters on July 10 instead of on July 16, but you should know as well as anyone that movies are big business and whatever will earn more money for the major studios is what will happen. Sure, the change came at the last minute and totally gives the shaft to smaller movies that would have shown on theaters and screens across the country, but that is no reason for the whiners of the Korea Film Producers Association to file an official complaint regarding the matter. "This abrupt change in the release date for such a big-budget Hollywood blockbuster goes against film business ethics. This gives way to not only chaos in the basic order of the film market but also great damage for others," the association said in a statement. "We urge that the film's distributor 20th Century Fox Korea immediately cancels this unconventional release and help lead the way for a healthy film distribution market.”  Simply put, 20th Century Fox does not give a damn about local distributors and filmmakers in a country that isn't exactly a major movie market. Films like current Korean box office king “The Divine Move,” which was strategically released two weeks ahead of “Planet of the Apes” and a week after “Transformers: Age of Extinction,” will obviously take a huge hit in light of this news, but that’s the way the film industry works. According to 20th Century Fox Korea, the expedited release for “Apes” came thanks to a sooner-than-expected approval from the Korea Media Rating Board. It seems everyone involved can smell the money to be made and is acting accordingly……….


- Police officers should aspire to never, ever go viral on YouTube. When a person ends up on YouTube and becomes a sensation, it’s typically because they did something extremely unusual and possibly asinine…or that they are a meddlesome cat whose owner has nothing better to do than walk around the house filming them doing inane sh*t. For a cop, anything done on the job that earns 1 million YouTube views has a 0 percent chance of being positive. An unidentified California Highway Patrol officer who became an Internet sensation late last week is about to go through the public and professional meat grinder for this reason….or because he was caught on video repeatedly punching a pinned-down woman on the side of a Los Angeles freeway. The woman did need to be dealt with, as she was walking on Interstate 10 west of downtown Los Angeles, endangering herself and people in traffic, but dealing with her and going MMA on her ass are two different things. CHP Assistant Chief Chris O'Quinn explained that the officer was attempting to restrain the woman after she started to walk off the roadway but returned when the confrontation began. O’Quinn promised a thorough investigation of the matter and that investigation will owe much to passing motorist David Diaz, who saw the incident unfolding and wisely whipped out his smartphone to capture the action. In the video, the woman is seen struggling and attempting to sit up while the officer punches her in the face and head until an off-duty law enforcement officer appears and helps him handcuff her. Witnesses reported that the CHP officer seem to exacerbate the tension with his actions and local civil rights leaders quickly pounced on the incident. "Speaking for the women of this community, we are angry, we are upset," said Lita Herron of the Youth Advocacy Coalition. The woman in the video refused to give her name and is undergoing psychiatric evaluation, according to O’Quinn……….


- Get it, Bolivia. And by it, we mean child labor. Bolivia's Congress has done what it needed to do when it comes to getting the tiny moochers who so often sit around doing pointless crap like learning to read, do math and figure out what they might want to be when they grow up. That free ride ends now for Bolivia’s children thanks to legislators passing a bill that will allow children as young age 10 to work as long as it does not interfere with their education and is done independently to help the child's family make ends meet. Better still, this bold piece of legislation lowers the legal working age to 12 — again, as long the job does not interfere with the child's education. By giving its corrupt and inefficient thumbs-up to the bill, Bolivia becomes the first country to make work by 10 year olds legal. It’s the sort of forward-thinking move that should inspire other nations and hopefully turn back the clock to an era when there simply were no laws in place to prevent folks from exploiting the youngest among them to benefit the workforce. The worrywarts with U.N. International Labor Organization are sadly speaking out against the new law and doing meddlesome things like pointing out that Bolivia is a signatory to a U.N. convention that sets 14 as the minimum age for child labor. That may be, but times change and Bolivia deserves credit for being willing to admit it. Despite the U.N. troublemaking, Bolivian President Evo Morales is expected to sign the bill into law soon and clear the way for children to finally be forced to pick up their share of the slack……….


- Her wellness and stability may be in question, but Serena Williams’ willingness to get back on the court and compete is not. Last the world saw Williams, she was looking completely disoriented and unstable during her Wimbledon doubles match with sister Venus Williams on Tuesday. Serena Williams could not execute the simple bounce and catch of a ball, double faulted four times in a row on serves and prompted announcers broadcasting the match to wonder if she was suffering some sort of breakdown. Less kind Internet trolls tossed out theories about the dreaded whiskey flu and insinuated that Williams might be on some sort of illegal substance and as unfounded as those notions likely were, watching the footage from the match makes them seem at least semi-plausible. Yet according to Collector Swedish Open tournament director Nina Wennerstrom, Williams is entered and plans to play in the event, which begins July 14 in Bastad, Sweden. The tournament normally wouldn’t be a major focal point for anyone outside the a few dozen diehard Swedish tennis fans, but scrutiny on Williams have been intensified after she lost in the third round of singles at Wimbledon last Saturday and followed that up with her peculiar doubles effort three days later. That will happen when a 17-time major champion has trouble collecting tennis balls from the ball boys and girls and has to stop the match for 10 minutes so she can have a seat and be examined by medical staff, including a check of her blood pressure. "I am heartbroken I'm not able to continue in the tournament," Serena said in a statement after the match, lamenting a “bug” that got the best of her. Feel better/sober soon, S……….

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