Wednesday, May 21, 2014

No expanded NFL playoffs, own a $15 million Virginia estate and another Harry Potter movie


- Who’s down to direct a Harry Potter spin-off project? “Gravity” director Alfonso Cuarón just might be, as he has been linked to the big screen adaptation of the Potter spin-off “Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.” The film is going to happen no matter who is at the helm, as last week, Warner Bros. confirmed a release date of Nov. 18, 2016. The story is based on a 54-page book written by author J.K. Rowling in 2001 and while the tome hasn’t received the traditional fanfare of projects in the franchise, the fact that Rowling has stopped writing books in the series means that desperate studios are grasping for straws and seeking anything possible to squeeze a few last drops of financial benefit from the franchise. Thus, even though no director or actual cast members have  been confirmed, speculation on who will be a part of the project are buzzing. The film is expected to focus on fictional "magizoologist" author Newton Scamander and unlike the traditional European settings of previous Potter films, the story will reportedly be set in New York 70 years before the title began at Hogwarts. Oh, and this obvious cash grab will allegedly be the first in a trilogy. Cuarón directed “Harry Potter and The Prisoner Of Azkaban” in 2004, so he is a familiar face in this particular world. Additonally, David Heyman – who served as producer on all eight of the Harry Potter films – is expected to serve in the same capacity for “Fantastic Beasts.” "Although it will be set in the worldwide community of witches and wizards where I was so happy for 17 years, Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them is neither a prequel nor a sequel to the Harry Potter series, but an extension of the wizarding world,” Rowling previously said of the film. “The laws and customs of the hidden magical society will be familiar to anyone who has read the Harry Potter books or seen the films, but Newt's story will start in New York, 70 years before Harry's gets underway." In other words, put it out and dork-tastic fans of the series will pay to see it…….


- It would appear that Venezuela is not inching closer to government tranquility. If the foreign ministers of Colombia, Brazil and Ecuador are fleeing Caracas after a two-day visit because they failed miserably in attempts to persuade opponents of President Nicolas Maduro to return to talks aimed at easing the country's political crisis, odds are that the standoff won’t be resolved any time soon. Worse still, this was a South American effort to end a standoff in talks between Venezuela's government and opposition and not an effort by world powers – such as the good ol’ United States of America to interject itself into the world’s business – so the fact that it stalled out is terrible news. As they exited Venezuela without actually accomplishing anything, the retreating diplomats issued a statement in which they urged both sides to reflect on the next steps and decide on the date for another meeting in the near future. A written reprimand seems unlikely to sway opposition leaders, who pulled out of month-old talks last week to protest mass arrests at anti-government protests. Their reasonable demands include actual, tangible progress on their proposals, including an amnesty for jailed activists and a non-partisan commission to investigate the 42 deaths tied to anti-government protests that began in February. Ramon Guillermo Aveledo, executive secretary of the Democratic Unity alliance, denounced the government’s promises to move forward on these issues are insufficient to convince the opposition the resume negotiations. For his part, the oppressive dictator masquerading as a president known as Maduro accused the opposition of being obstructionist. El Dictator also claimed the end of the negotiations goes against the wishes of millions of Venezuelans and benefits the country's foreign enemies. Way to pander to jingoism, ass hat………


- The creepy animatronic puppets are still there, but something even more disturbing will soon be at a Chuck E. Cheese's near you. That’s right, the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset is coming to a place where germ-infested ball pits and chintzy toys purchased with tickets won playing Skee-Ball games reign. The family-friendly restaurant and playground founded by gaming icon Nolan Bushnell has announced plans to test a "Chuck E. Cheese's Virtual Ticket Blaster Experience" using the virtual reality headset in select markets. Dallas is up first, followed by guinea pigs in San Diego and Orlando. "Kids today have unprecedented access to game consoles and tablets," said Roger Cardinale, president of Chuck E. Cheese's owner CEC Entertainment. "Our challenge is to deliver an experience not available at home, and there is no doubt virtual reality does just that. Oculus Rift technology is the next frontier in the gaming industry, and we're thrilled to be able to say it's part of the Chuck E. Cheese's lineup." The project will include a six-week trial run in the three test markets in which snotty-nosed, bacteria-covered children will be able to use the Oculus Rift headset to try out the "Virtual Ticket Blaster." The boring, normal version of Ticket Blaster is a game where kids stand in a chamber and must grab tickets as they fly by. By adding in Oculus Rift, these kids will be able to look even dorkier by doing all of this in virtual reality. Give credit for this technological creation to y Dallas-based effects studio Reel FX. "We believe that virtual reality eventually will be as popular as our handheld devices," Reel FX founder Dale Carman said. "It's a game-changer, and we're investing incredible time and talent into developing content for the Oculus Rift." Whatever you say, Dale…….


- With money to spare and a burning desire to live in a random city in Virginia both being hot commodities for so many Americans, it is clearly no more than a matter of time before a sprawling estate in James City County is snatched up by a deep-pocketed person in need of a new abode. Carter’s Grove has been a fixture in eastern Virginia for centuries, but as of today it is on the market for anyone with millions of dollars to spare. Back in the day, early Native Americans periodically lived on the land from 6500 B.C. to 1600 A.D. Eventually, a group of kind English settlers came in and took that land away, creating a small settlement called Wolstenholme Towne. The land went to , Robert “King” Carter in 1723 for agricultural sue, but it wasn’t until 1755 that the main house was completed by Carter’s grandson, Carter Burwell. The property changed hands a stunning 12 times from 1838 to 1928, during which time the condition of both the home and the plantation deteriorated. Plantations were undergoing a rough period for much of that era on account of the whole Civil War thingy and the forced end of slavery and the land swapped hands again when owner Mollie McCrea died in 1954. The Colonial Williamsburg Foundation became custodian of the property when the Rockefeller family’s Sealantic Charitable Trust obtained it in 1964 and it came to belong to the Colonial Williamsburg Foundation five years later. The current owner, Carter’s Grove, LLC, purchased the land in 2007 but declared bankruptcy in 2011. Anyone interested in  401 acres of land, with 8,000 feet of frontage on the James River, and a home with nine bedrooms at a reasonable price of  $14.95 million should act quickly because this offer will clearly not last long………


- Wait another year, fans of an expanded NFL playoff system. The Shield will not be expanding the smallest postseason field in American professional sports just yet after the league’s owners tabled discussions about beefed-up playoff model until the fall. Discussions at the league’s spring meetings on expanding from 12 playoff teams to 14 reportedly yielded enough support to pass the measure, but there wasn’t enough momentum to actually bring the issue to a vote. In all fairness to the old, rich white dudes who comprise the league’s group of 32 owners, they never indicated a vote would take place at the meeting. Most elected to lay low as they hammered out other details, such as revenues, format and even workers' compensation concerns raised by the NFLPA in reaction to legislation in Louisiana. Any additional group debate on a bigger playoff pool will take place at the NFL's fall meetings Oct. 7-8 in Detroit. In order to make any official change, 24 of the 32 owners would have to vote in favor of it. Giants owner John Mara reiterated his opposition to the plan – also opposed publicly by many players – but admitted that the plan is likely to be adopted regardless. "My guess is that if it happens, it will be for 2015, but that's not set in stone,'' Mara said. "I've always been against it. I just like it the way it is right now.'' The NFL does have the smallest percentage of its teams in the postseason of any of the four major American professional sports leagues and last expanded the playoffs in 1990, adding a sixth qualifier in each conference. Steelers owner Art Rooney indicated a willingness to debate the idea further in the future. "I think it's worth some discussion,'' Rooney said. "I'm not opposed to it. It just depends on what all goes into the package with it: the schedule, the seeding arrangements, all those kinds of things.” As always, the final decision will be driven not by what fans or players want, but what will make owners the most money……….

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