Sunday, May 11, 2014

Cleveland Browns misery, dueling Bangkok riots and Apple + Beats headphones


- Apple may be a polarizing entity in the tech world, but when the House That Steve Jobs Built is making its largest acquisition ever, it’s hard not to take notice. The tech titan is set to acquire headphone maker and music company Beats Electronics for a reported $3.2 billion The deal is not done yet, but it is expected to eclipse any previous purchase Apple has made. Both sides are obviously mum on the rumors, but Beats’ strong grip on the high-end headphone market would clearly be a coup for a company that makes multiple portable devices capable of cranking out the tunes. Music mogul Jimmy Iovine and producer-rapper Dr. Dre co-founded Beats Electronics seven years ago and have ridden the rising tide of premium headphone love ever since. They built on their brand earlier this year with the launch of Beats Music, a premium music-streaming service. The idea of marrying Apple and Beats is funny in a sense because Dre and Iovine came up with the idea for Beats because they believed the overall sound quality of music was on the decline as MP3’s and Apple’s iPod rose. "For convenience and speed, everyone sacrificed sound," Iovine said a few months ago. "The emotion of the music is almost unrecognizable to what is recorded in the studio.” For a man who is the chairman of Interscope/Geffen Records and set out to produce headphones that offer “as close to the sound I hear in the studio as possible,” this certainly smacks of selling out. When the original $300 Beats Studio model rolled out in 2008, maybe this moment was inevitable. Celebrities such as LeBron James, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber have shilled for Beats’ headphones, portable speakers and even music-processing technology for cars, computers and smartphones. Not everyone is a fan of the merger and some critics have mockingly noted that nine months ago, HTC sold its stake in Beats for $265 million and Apple is now paying $3 million more to acquire it……….


- It has limped through its first season taking shrapnel from doubting TV critic, but ABC’s freshman drama “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” is proving tougher to kill than one of its supercharged villains. Its ratings have been subpar, but the network is not only bringing the show back, but it is also adding another Marvel-based show to the lineup. ABC has picked up Marvel’s “Agent Carter” in conjunction with renewing “S.H.I.E.L.D.” and basing its newest drama off of the Marvel short “One-Shot: Agent Carter.” starring Captain America’s Hayley Atwell as well as the feature films “Captain America: The First Avenger” and “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.” The tale of “Agent Carter” is based on the life of Agent Peggy Carter, living in 1946 and trying to come to grips with a different world than the one that existed before World War II struck. Peace has left Carter marginalized when the men return home from fighting abroad and while working for the covert Strategic Scientific Reserve, she must balance doing administrative work and going on secret missions for Howard Stark, all while trying to navigate life as a single woman in America. At the same time, Carter must cope with the loss of the love of her life – Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America. The show will be executive produced by “Reaper” creators Michele Fazekas and Tara Butters, with writing from “Captain America: The First Avenger” scribe Steve McFeely. Although the show was officially green-lit last week, its script was finished more than four months ago. Marvel can feel proud of having two shows on the ABC schedule next season and revel in having more vehicles to promote its ongoing assembly line of movies based on the same characters. As for the renewal of “S.H.I.E.L.D.,” it can give some thanks for its new life to its faithful DVR-watcher following…………


- American health enthusiasts have suffered some real setbacks this week. The news has become increasingly negative for their favorite quirky footwear, the Vibram USA FiveFingers shoes. Vibram has been forced to admit that it misled customers as to the health benefits of its "barefoot-style" shoes. The suit stemmed from Vibram’s marketing claims that its shoes could strengthen feet and prevent running-related injuries better than traditional running shoes. In general, it is a commonly held belief in the running world that actual barefoot running sans any shoes is a more natural and therefore healthier way to run than in fancy, high-priced shoes. Vibram attempted to capitalize on that school of thought by selling high-priced, fancy running shoes built around a minimalist theme. As part of the class-action suit, the company has agreed to a $3.5 million settlement that will be distributed among runners who bought the shoes after March 21, 2009. Customers who submit claims could receive from $20 to $50. This won't cover even half the cost of th $94 shoes for most customers, but at least it’s something and any leftover money will go to the American Heart Association. As with any company agreeing to such a settlement, Vibram included a statement in the court brief in which it steadfastly denies any wrongdoing even though it’s paying money for doing wrong. “Vibram expressly denied and continues to deny any wrongdoing alleged in the Actions, and neither admits nor concedes any actual or potential fault, wrongdoing or liability,” the brief states. It’s a sad ending for a unique shoe featuring a glove-like design with individual pockets for each toe…….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Thailand's embattled government has been in a back-alley brawl for months now, but troubled Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra's ouster hasn’t dampened the enthusiasm of her supporters. Hordes of them began streaming into western Bangkok for a show of force Saturday in response to a renewed push by rival demonstrators to install an unelected premier. Saturday’s angry assembly came a day after anti-government protesters — who have been campaigning for six months to remove Yingluck from office — went ape-sh*t and laid siege to television stations, encircled state offices and demanded loudly that lawmakers help them install a non-elected prime minister by Monday. Pro-government  activist leader Jatuporn Prompan, who heads the Red Shirts movement that staged Saturday’s rally, said that "as long as the country's democracy is not safe, we will be here." It was a bold proclamation and one that hopefully portends more angry clashes in the near future. Yingluck was forced from power in a controversial ruling by the Constitutional Court and her exodus only emboldened her opponents. After the decision, opposition members demanded a "final push" to oust the entire Cabinet and set up an unelected "people's council" they say would implement still-undefined reforms to combat corruption and fight money politics. Ironically enough, voting scheduled for July is not what these folks want, as they believe such immediate elections would likely be won by the ruling party. In Friday’s riots, police unleashed tear gas and water cannons to push back hundreds of protesters who attempted to force their way into the government's security agency. Sadly, on Saturday Jatuporn said "each side should take care of their own supporters" and avoid confrontation. Wrong attitude, J. Nothing is ever going to get burned to the ground that way……….


- The Cleveland Browns simply cannot win. Literally, they have an impossible time trying to win football games on an annual basis. And even when it seems like they might win because arguably the most exciting player in the NFL draft falls into their laps with the 22nd overall pick, they still can’t win. With the crazed shouts of Browns fans still ringing through the downtown Cleveland area and kooks with nothing better to do with their lives lurking at Cleveland Hopkins Airport hoping to catch a glimpse of their football savior, bad news wasn’t far away. Johnny Manziel might be headed to Northeast Ohio, but his intended top target might be headed for a one-year unpaid vacation away from football. Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon, who led the NFL last season with 1,646 receiving yards despite missing the first two games of the season due to a suspension for violating the league’s substance abuse policy, is at it again and he’s still losing his battle with the hippie lettuce. Gordon is reportedly facing a one-year ban for a failed drug test several months ago and while he refused comment on the matter and his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, did the same, the talented pass catcher may have hung his team out to dry in spectacular fashion. Making matters worse, the Browns’ inexplicable draft strategy even after news of the possible suspension broke has everyone around the situation scratching their heads. The Browns steadfastly refused to draft a receive in any of the first six rounds of the draft and general manager Ray Farmer said he would not comment on the Gordon report. "I don't know the answer to that question," Farmer said. "Whenever we do have clarity we will express our sentiments then." Whenever he does address the issue, don’t count on Farmer – or any other member of the team’s hierarchy – to say what they really think because NFL executives rarely issue statements containing the words dumbass, ass hat, piece of sh*t and wholly ignorant fool with no consideration for his team or career……..

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