Thursday, May 01, 2014

Arcade game menaces, robbing Paul George twice and Lostprophets try again


- Never has a band needed a name change, an image change and a fresh start more than the remaining, non-incarcerated members of the band formerly known as Lostprophets. Their former lead singer, Ian Watkins, has been convicted of child sex charges and while the other members of the band aren't connected to those charges at all, the looming black cloud over them remains. In order to shake that darkness, the five other members of the band – Lee Gaze, Mike Lewis, Stuart Richardson, Jamie Oliver and Luke Johnson – are working on a new project with former Thursday frontman Jeff Rickly. Starting a new band with a new name but virtually the same lineup didn’t work for New Kids on the Block (N.K.O.T.B., anyone?) or Green Day (Foxboro Hot Tubs, people?), but maybe it can do the trick for Lostprophets. Rickley said that Watkins' former bandmates "deserve a second chance" and compared the new music they have made to The Cure and New Order. "I think if ever there was a group of people that needed a second chance, it’s those guys – and they’re going to take full advantage of it,” Rickly added. “People don't really think of what happens to the other members. That took away their life. What happened is just devastating for them.” Rickly did not confirm whether this is a one-off gig for him or if he will be a permanent member of the band, but he is working with them through his label, Collect Records. "It’s been my honor to work with them on their new band from a label perspective," Rickly continued. "People are not going to know what hit them when the new band comes out.” Watkins has applied for permission to appeal against the length of his jail term for child sex offences, which include the attempted rape of a baby, probably because the reality of his impending 29-year jail sentence has him realizing his life as he knows it is over………..


- What is the hot new place to go for refugees fleeing Syria and looking for a place to go/stay alive? How about the third – yes, THIRD - refugee camp opened by Jordan in the middle of the desert? The camp opened its doors – even though it doesn’t have doors because IT’S A REFUGEE CAMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DESERT – to tens of thousands more Syrians fleeing the civil war. It is a sprawling facility, complete with prefabricated cabin-like shelters and a supermarket, built to house up to 130,000 people and potentially become the world's second-largest refugee camp. The Azraq camp is an ugly reminder that the civil war is still alive in its fourth year and has hewn Syria's prewar population from 23 million to approximately 14 million. According to the United Nations, there are nearly 2.7 million Syrian refugees, mostly in neighboring countries, and another 6.5 million who have been displaced in their homeland. Thousands more people flee the country on a daily basis in the hopes of not becoming part of the mounting carnage the war has produced in killing more than 150,000 people in three years. This week has brought more air strikes and more allegations from both the government and rebels accusing one another of killing civilians. "I hope this is the last refugee community," said Brig. Gen. Waddah Lihmoud, director of Syrian refugee affairs in Jordan, as he officially opened the Azraq camp. At a cost of $63.5 million, the camp is expected to eventually dwarf the Zaatari camp, currently Jordan's largest camp. For now, Zaatari is Jordan's fourth-largest city and the world's second-largest refugee camp after Dadaab in Kenya, which holds nearly 360,000 people from Somalia. Jordan is an oil-rich nation with deep pockets, but it and other neighboring countries have grown weary over bearing the cost of Syria’s interminable war. Turkey and Lebanon are dealing with the same problems, but from the looks of it, neither side in Syria is too concerned………


- Everyone wants to leave their mark on the world when they exit one chapter of their life and move into a new one. That can be extremely difficult in college, which is both one of the most transient places in the world and a place where large campuses and crowded lecture halls make anonymity the order of most days. That leaves a man with precious few chances to make an impact, which explains what was going through the clearly IQ-deprived brain of Davenport University graduate Robert Jeffrey Blank when his relatively unknown institution of higher learning held its spring commencement ceremony at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Mich. Blank was one of hundreds of eager young minds to walk across the stage as part of an interminably long ceremony anchored by a commencement speaker about whom they could not care less and when it came time to get a little dap from university president Richard Pappas, Blank saw his chance to add a little something something to the proceedings. In a stunt he clearly planned out but just as clearly did not give any quality thought to, Blank attempted a back flip. Amazingly enough, he failed. The face plant that resulted was captured on video and will undoubtedly be used to mock and humiliate this moron for many years to come. Sadly, Blank and his blank mind were perfectly fine after the fall and just as sadly, his sure-to-be-ashamed family neither bolted from the arena in horror nor stuck around afterward to comment on what they had been subjected too. Blank himself laughed off the fall in much the same way employers will laugh him off when they realize who’s attempting to gain a job with them………


- Paul George’s home was treated nearly as disrespectfully as his home court Monday night. As the eighth-seeded Atlanta Hawks traipsed into Indianapolis and b*tch-slapped George’s Pacers in Game 5 to take a 3-2 lead in a series no one gave them a chance to win, someone else was busy ripping George’s true homecourt advantage by burglarizing his home. According to an Indianapolis Police Department report, the theft occurred between 7:15 p.m. and 11:45 p.m. ET, just around the time the top-seeded Pacers were falling behind by as many as 30 points en route to a 107-97 loss that left them on the brink of elimination. According to the police report, a platinum NBA All-Star ring -- valued at $15,000 – was stolen, along with a watch valued at $700, a pair of sneakers, valued at $170 and a $20 bill. George's parents discovered the theft and alerted authorities at midnight, with the estimated value of the stolen items set at nearly $16,000. There were no signs of forced entry and the home alarm system was not set, which is fitting because George and his team weren't on guard either when the Hawks blitzed them out of the gate and put the game out of reach with an offensive surge that would have seemed unfathomable for the NBA’s top defensive team to allow just four short months ago. Sure, George led the Pacers with 26 points and 12 rebounds, but that wasn’t nearly enough with the rest of his team going AWOL for the entire night and playing with the same intensity as a napping dog snoozing idly as burglars raid a home and make off with every valuable under the roof. Losing a series that could get head coach Frank Vogel fired, suffering through an offseason of questions about his superstar credentials and trying to recover his stolen belongings seems like quite a spring schedule for George………..


- Do you remember the day….the low-quality electronic music coming from inside a tall, rectangular wood-and-metal box fueled by your quarters and dorky obsession died? The people of Marshfield, Mass. do and they want to reverse the outcome of a tragic day in their town’s history. For 32 years now, what is common in so many cities around the United States has been verboten in Marshfield, where there are no arcade games….because arcade games were banned back in 1982. That ban stood for more than three decades, but it was no match for the determined dorkdom of the town’s top nerd, Craig Rondeau. Rondeau led the charge to lift the 32-year-old ban on coin operated video games in Marshfield and his message resonated with those assembled at this week’s town meeting. The reason for the ban was an alleged concern about those who played video games because in 1982, society’s biggest menace wasn’t cokeheads, stoners, child molesters or serial killers, but rather the unsavory characters who frequented arcades and played Pac-Man, Frogger and Skee-Ball. “It would be bad for the people, it brings bad characters into town,” Rondeau said of the logic for the ban. He added that the ban was challenged at least two other times, almost making it to the Supreme Court, but for some reason it never quite generated enough momentum to make it to the top. Those who supported the ban claimed it would keep their children from wasting their allowance at the arcade, but right around the time every child over the age of 5 got their own iPhone and started downloading apps and games at a blazing clip, the ban lost its relevance. Just don’t tell Rondeau that getting the ban lifted doesn’t matter because he’s under the impression that it really, really matters. “It is a big deal because if it ruffled so many feathers that it took 32 years to get it done we did something important,” Rondeau said.

The ban should be officially lifted by this summer and Marshfield can boldly step into the 1990s……….

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