Monday, May 12, 2014

Metal-eating plants, moose v. car v. house and movie news


- It definitely couldn’t hurt the Sacramento Kings to have some extra help on draft day. The Kings finished with the seventh-worst record in the NBA last season and despite picking in the lottery every year for the past decade, they haven’t exactly accrued a long list of all-stars and future hall of famers with their high picks. Perhaps with this in mind, the team has launched what is believed to be the NBA's first crowdsourcing program to help make a draft pick. While the front office will also utilize traditional scouting methods and probably will ignore what the fans want anyhow, its brain trust seek analysis on players from the public and eventually select two people to be in their draft room on June 26. This subtle ploy of seeking free analytical advice from wannabe GMs and personnel executives in exchange for possible inside access was announced by Kings general manager Pete D'Alessandro. The Kings have dubbed the program Draft 3.0 and revealed it during a Reddit Ask Me Anything chat Friday. There is already a website where would-be analysts will be asked to rank draft prospects as well as offer their methodologies. "This may not get us all the answers, but it may help us think of the right questions to ask," D'Alessandro said. "We're still going to be using traditional draft methods, traditional scouting and our own analytics. We're looking to combine all the creative things as we look for a way to bring the answer in." The winners are likely to get nothing more than a seat in the war room and a couple of Kings t-shirts, but perhaps not. Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban did famously hire Roland Beech in 2009 after reading Beech’s research on his website, 82games.com. Regardless of its outcome, Kings owner Vivek Ranadive are proving they place a high value on the increasingly competitive field of basketball analytics and will use that knowledge in next month’s draft………


- Do NOT push Libyan Interior Minister Saleh Maziq, you European Union jackasses. Maziq sees what you’re doing and he’s not going to put up with the sh*t you’re trying to pull. This government giant of the people has threatened to help illegal migrants reach Europe if the European Union does not do more to help his country deal with a flood of migrants using Libya as a transit point. Sure, it’s a thinly veiled plan to blackmail a bloc of 27 nations that could crush your unstable country in so many ways if they so chose, but Maziq isn't backing down. He argues that EU assistance would enable his North African nation stop illegal migrants arriving in Libya from sub-Saharan African nations en route to Europe. Whether the American concept of building a big goddamn fence along its southern border has simply not struck Libya is unclear, but the arguments against migrants are the same in Libya: a rise in crime, the spread of illegal drugs and diseases. Those were the salient points Maziq made during a news conference in which he also appealed to Libya's southern neighbors to help it stop the flood of migrants. In truth, Libya needs all the help it can get and then some given its perpetual state of chaos that has reigned since the 2011 overthrow of dictator Moammar Gadhafi. In the three years since, it has become a premier launching points for tens of thousands of migrants trying to float their way to Europe in crowded, rickety boats. Neither the police nor the military have been able to get a handle on human smuggling and with Libyan militias actively involved in and profiting from the shady business, its frequency is only increasing. Toss in Libya's 1,600-kilometer largely unpatrolled Mediterranean coastline and this is a mess in need of a major cleanup……….


- Do you want to hit a moose or a house with your speeding car (hand down, Billy Joel)? That unpalatable option may not be a problem for most Americans, but it became a true and meaningful decisive moment late last week for one Woodland, Maine resident. There was 20-year-old Makaila Bourgoine, puttering along northbound on Route 161 just before 10 p.m. when she spotted a moose in the road. One might think Maine residents would be accustomed to seeing moose on the road at all hours of the day, but Bourgoine was badly rattled and with too little time to react, she swerved to avoid hitting the animal but lost control of her 2003 Dodge Intrepid, according Chief Deputy Darrell O. Crandall of the Aroostook County Sheriff's Department. That is when Bourgoine’s Joel-esque tendencies kicked in. Just as the portly pop singer once plowed into a house with his car – albeit while drunk and not trying to avoid a large quadruped in the road – Bourgoine swerved her car into the southbound lane, where it left the road and hit the northeast corner of a house owned by Sheldon Ketch. As rural Maine residents tend to be on a weeknight at 10 p.m., Ketch was home and called 911 to say a vehicle had crashed into his house and that the driver was trapped inside the car. The good news is that Bourgoine was wearing a seatbelt and was not injured in the crash. However, both her car and the house sustained heavy damage, according to Crandall, while the damn moose at the center of it all merely waltzed away – and yes, moose can waltz – without any repercussions, free to terrorize another motorist any time it wants……..


- It’s about damn time, plants. For too long, your kind has only performed remotely useful functions such as taking in carbon dioxide-rich air and churning out oxygen-rich air for mammals of all kinds to breathe. Other than that, all you do is take up space and give enviro-loving hippie kook something to hug and/or chain themselves to. That all changes right here, right now because scientists from the University of the Philippines, Los Banos have discovered a plant with the truly remarkable ability to literally eat metal. The plant, known as Rinorea niccolifera, can accumulate more than 18,000 parts per million of nickel in its system without being poisoned.  That’s right this shrub can eat lead – or something in the same general substance group as lead. This rare ability to hyper-accumulate heavy metals has been observed in only about 450 vascular plants out of an estimated 300,000 known worldwide and even in regions where the soil is rich in nickel, less than 1 percent of native plant species display the quality. The species in this study was discovered on the western part of Luzon Island in the Philippines, an area known for soils rich in heavy metals. “Hyperaccumulator plants have great potentials for the development of green technologies, for example, ‘phytoremediation’ and ‘phytomining,’” said study co-author Dr. Augustine Doronila of the School of Chemistry, University of Melbourne. As everyone knows, phytoremediation is the process of using hyperaccumulator plants to remove heavy metals from soils contaminated after industrial and commercial accidents. In contrast, phytomining is the process of recovering metals by growing hyperaccumulators for harvest in precious metal-laden soil. Because a plant with the ability to absorb metal is so rare, turning this talent into any sort of profitable endeavor is all but impossible. However, where there is a dollar to be made, there is always a way………


- An overbearing promotional blitz and the sheer ridiculousness of a goofy summer comedy provided the winning formula for “Neighbors” as the Seth Rogen-led flick claimed first place in its debut weekend at the box office with $51.1 million. That was more than enough to best the unnecessary sequel-ness of “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” which tumbled to second and added $37.2 million to its coffers for a two-week domestic haul of $147.9 million. Third place went to “The Other Woman,” which likewise fell one spot with its $9.2 million effort and has now banked $61.7 million in three weeks of release. “Heaven is for Real” continued its remarkable run with another $7 million and a fourth-place finish to boost its cumulative earnings to $75.2 million against a paltry $12 million budget. “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” slotted fifth for the weekend and garnered $5.7 million, giving the superhero epic a solid $245 million through its first six weeks in theaters. Sixth place was the property of “Rio 2” thanks to $5.1 million in domestic earnings and a grand total of $113.2 million in earnings since it hit theaters across the United States five weeks ago. One of the softest debuts for the weekend came from the uninspired “Moms’ Night Out,” which managed but a seventh-place finish and $4.2 million in its first appearance in theaters. “Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return” was likewise a letdown in its debut, placing eighth with $3.7 million. Next on the list was “Divergent,” owner of a ninth-place finish and $1.7 million in weekend earnings for an eight-week bank roll of $145.1 million. The final spot in the top 10 belonged to “Brick Mansions” with $1.5 million for the weekend and a scant $18.4 million overall. Dropping out from last weekend’s top 10 were “The Grand Budapest Hotel” (No. 11), “God's Not Dead” (No. 12) and “The Quiet Ones” (No. 13)………

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